I know I do. I just can’t get enough of it. I don’t know what compels people to do it, but I just love it. Snobby white girls who think they’re smart because they use big words have a particular knack for this.

I don’t know why people stating the obvious annoys me so much. I guess it’s just the one girl (who shall remain unnamed, let’s just refer to her as wannabe yuppie from now on) who literally said “School elections aren’t that important” and finished it with this little smug look on her face as if she had said something highly ground breaking and intelligent. So you figured out that school elections aren’t important, what do you want a medal? It’s liking making dumb and irrelevant observations is her profession.

I think we should put a talk permit on these people. A talk permit is just what it sounds like, they have to have a permit to talk along with the reason for why they are going to say something, because there’s the chance they may say something stupid that no one wants to hear. And the punishment for talking without a permit will chopping off the tongue. The system is perfect!