2. Put my teeth into a meat grinder

 

3. Run into a moving bus

 

4. Get thrown into a pit of lava

 

5. Fight Jack White

 

6. Watch Moulin Rouge

 

7. Become "Gothic," start listening to Linkin Park, and start rambling on about how politics suck, and how I'm above this world

 

8. Learn to speak "Kling-On," and go to Star Trek conventions dressed up as that pasty white robot

 

9. Have Dr. Phil help me "see the light"

 

10. Watch Full House

 

11. Become a hippy

 

12. Eat a steaming pile of cat turds (Haven't I already used that one before?)

 

13. Hear people talk about how good the show "Friends" was (probably more annoying than the show itself). I mean seriously, why not make a show called "Enemies," where all they do is fight over which character on Friends (or "Friend," as most of the people who watch the show like to call them) sucked the most. I'd watch that. I'd probably even- Oh yeah the list

 

14. Realize this list seemed like a much better idea a few minutes ago

 

15. ANYTHING!!!!