The verdict is finally in for the biggest trial of the century. But before we give you the verdict, lets go over the details

September 8- Shirley Jackson sees The Wicked Awesome Site About Me, gets offended, and takes legal action

September 12- Alex does his last awesome dude and lame person of the week until the court ordeal is over. They both succeed in being awesome.

September 13- Alex chooses Angus Young from the band AC/DC as his attorney. Judge Judy decides to hear the case 

September 14- Alex makes his grand entrace into the courtroom with his defense team of Angus Young, Perry Mason, Flava Flav, Napoleon Dynamite, and Superbox, with the song "U Can't Touch This" playing in the background. Everybody cheers. Shirley Jackson enters the courtroom with Elmo (her lawyer) and gives everyone a dirty look. Everyone boos. It is a good day for Alex. Whenever Judge Judy tries to outsmart Alex The Flav (cold chillin in effect) turns on the boombox so loud no one can hear what she's saying.

September 15- Judge Judy is tired of Alex's antics, and forces him to actually participate in the trial or he will have to take his site of the internet. What does he do? He let's Angus Young have a wailin' guitar solo, while Perry Mason convices the jury (without a guitar) and the Flav sings "911 is a Joke." Of course this started a party in the middle of the courtroom, so Napoleon was making sure nobody got out of hand and say, listened to AFI. And Superboxes' job..well he's just someone Alex made up, so he just um...continued to be a box that is um, super?

And after many days of debating, the jury has finally made up they're mind, Alex is guilty, on no counts. Shirley is to be locked up in a maximum security prison for the rest of her life for ever accusing Alex's site of being lame.