Power of the Farce
TO-NITE ONLY! Horny Hottie Eeth Koth and the Shirtless Devil Darth Maul will do their famous lightsaber tricks! Be at Yoda's Jedi Fun on Lumber Street in Coruscant, just between the Jedi Temple and the Senate Chambers! The party's here all night long!
Thanks to Harrison Potter {any relation to the young wizard?} for the caption. Now on with the show.
Understand must you first, no spoon there is.
But Master, I see a spoon.
Frellin' kids today. Figured out this, even Keanu did.
I am Arthur, King of the Atlanteans.
King of the who?
Atlanteans.
Who are the Atlanteans?
All the creatures of the sea are Atlanteans. You are Atlanteans.
Well, I didn't vote for you.
Oh Goldie Hawn, when will you make Protocol II- Electric Boogaloo?
Who's there?
Someone who loves you.
Chewie?
Jedi Knights who say "Ni" are we.
And for this you took me from my mother?
I'll take "All Things Rebellion" for 1000, Alex.
Yes. You. Worry.
So, you've had the Frank Oz enema too?
Here is the one of which I spoke, master.
Qualifications?
Well, he started as a street thug and a killer, then became the pawn of the devil, then had his brain removed and was turned into a strange cyborg kind of killing machine.
You're hired.
No, me no think so. De Naboo have nutten to do wit us and we have nutten to do wit de Naboo. Dis not gonna change because of the Mike-and-Ikes.
But surely you realize that the Mike--and-Ikes are fruity and delicious?
Stand back, Princess, Jason and I will stop these agents of Spectra!
Princess, eh? Set for stun.
ZZAAPP!!
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