A
Abe Lincoln & Da Playas

Abyssmal

Acapulco Gold

the Adorable Baby Kitties

the Advancing Hordes

Aesop's Fables

Aghast

Albino Death Ray

All-Nighter

Amateur Sluts

Amazing Larry

the Anarchitects

Anarchipelago

Anarcholepsy

the Angry Weathermen

Angst Cream Man

the Arbiters of Taste

Archimedean Screw

ArchipelaGo-Go

the Art Majors

Asbestos

Ass Seen On TV

Asshole Smurf

ASSimov

ASSterisk

ASStrotrain

Assorted Riff Raff

AstroNixon

Aurora Paralysis

Aztech Manual

B
Bacterium

Bad Teeth

Bagel Casualty

Baited Breath

the Baked Alaskans

Balanced Budget

Ballpoint Aneurysm Dental Amendment

Barrier Machine

Base Raccoon

Beef Limit

Beefstick

Belvedere

the Best Of

the Better Mousetrap

Black Fruit

Blood Everywhere

the Bloody Uncles

Blue Screen

Boche Ball

the Boogersnots

Borneo Feel Again

Boseman's Simplex

Boss Hickey

Bourgeois Z.

the Botanical Nightmares

the Box of Favorites

Breakfast of Chumps

Bric-Brac

Brides of Bowie

the Bucktoothed Ninnies

Buckyball

Budapest Rex

Burnt Reynolds

Bush Pilot

Butterfly Wings

C
Canada

Cardio Funk

Cat Fancy

Catflap

Catshit 500

the Cavity Creeps

Cement E. Fresh

Chemo

the Chipmunks U.K.

the Chronology Protection Conjecture

CIA-Hole

Clean Sheets

CoEd Flavor

Comatose Suzie

Combat System

Comma Sutra

Cow Licks

Crab Police

Crapper

Crawdad Explosion

the Creation of Andy on the Lamb

the Crepes of Wrath

Crucifried Chicken

Crumb Tray

Cubic Jerkonium

D

Dead Heiress

the Deaf Cheerleaders

Death by Snu-Snu

Debra & the Inmates

the De-Composers

the Dental Dames

Dessert StormDewey Decimal & the System

the Diaphragms

Digital Finger

Dimbox

Display Copy

Divorcio Rapido

the Dodecahedrons

Doggie Heaven

Donkey Squad

Doogie Howitzer, M.D.

Doorjam

Doppler Radar

Dough Boy & the Merry Men

Dreaded Box

the Dry Heaves

Dyslexicon

Dyson & the Spheres

E
Egg Donor

Eggnog

Elaborate Contraption

Electric Lightning

the Electric Monks

Electrolyte Orchestra

Emmanuel Lewis & Clark

Escal8or

Esophagalapagos

Euromancer

Evaporated Cow

Exhaust Manifold

the Experts

F
Fabricated Truth

Face Dancer

Fantasy Violence

Faulty Wiring

Fax From Stalin

Fear Smacks

Fellation Nation

FH Fox

Fido & the Ruff Patrol

Field Observer

Filabuster

Firebox

First Person Shooter

the Fish Speakers

the Floam Junkies

the Flying Buttresses

the Foreign Objectors

the Forgone Conclusions

the Formidable Felons

Freelance

the Fresh Kills

Frontier Brassiere

Fry Technician

the Fucking Monkeys

Fudgie the Whale

Funner

Funny Ha Ha

Futon

Future 86

Futuredontics

G
Gabby's Filthy Habit

Gas, Brake, Honk

Gearbox

Get-Down Syndrome

Gingko Balboa

Gingko Balogna

Girls Aloud

Glandular Testimonies

Glenny & the Graphites

Glossolalia

Godzilla Wafers

Goebel's Gerbils

Granny Bug-Eater

Gravel

Grindstone

Groin Vault

Guambats

Guitard

H
Hale-Bop

Hamsterbox

Hamsterdam

the Hard-Drinkin' Housewives

Harts'N'Crafts

Hat Tree

Hazardous Waist

Heavy Danza

the Hellacious Muthas

H.G. Wells & the Martian Invasion

Hierarchy

Hip Hop on Pop

Hoark

Hoarse Power

Hot Glue

da Howse uv Reprazentativs

Hugh Mann & the Respiratory System

Humpernickel

Hunt the Wumpus

I
Icarus Flight Plan

Ice Cube Redux

Icy Mantle

I, Kahn

the Imaginary Friends

Imperial Moth

Imp Load

Implode

Income Bracket

the Incontinent Pilgrims

the Ineptitones

the Internet

Invalid Code

the Irish Robot Pirates

Iron Addict

the Isomorphisms

J
the Jackanapes

Jack & the Napes

Jack of Hearts & the Frizzy Poodles

the Jailbait Kittens

Jazzercide

Jerk Factory

Jerk-O-Lantern

JFK-Mart

JFKY Jelly

Juicebox

the Justice System

K
Kaleidoscope of Pain

Kill by Numbers

Kitty Leader

Krackhäus

Kut'N'Paste

L
Lassie Loves Hitler

the Lawn Jockeys

Lee Iacoca & the Board of Trustees

Lemon Freshmen

Lexicon

Lightning Fang

Loadstone

the London Suede U.K.

the Lord

Lord of the Jingle

the Lordz of Brooklyn U.K.

Low Beams

Lummox

Lunchbox

Lunchfist

M
Machine Language

Machine Politics

Mainform

Mangled With Care

Manifest Dentistry

Manwich

the Mao-Maos

Marginally Creative

Masonic Youth

Mathman

Maximum Damage

MayoMalaise

the Medieval Eagles

the Megalomaniacs

the Memory People

Mentos Junkies

Men Without Work

Meow Mix-Alot

the Mesozoic Predators

the Metric System

Michael J. Foxe & the Black Crows

Microsoftserve

Mink Spoiler

Minor Treat

Miss Nude Canada

Moebius Strip Joint

Moebius Strip Search

Molten Core

Mongol & the Lloyds

Monkeybox

the Monkey Butlers

Monochromaniacs

Monochromagnon

the Mono-Tones

Montani

the Moving Platforms

Mr. Fusion

the Mrs.

Mummivacation

Murphy Bed

Murphy Slaw

N
N'Surance Agency

N'Vestment Firm

the National Hockey League

Needle Droppings

Netscape

the New Musicians

Night Driver

Nog

the Noid

Non-Euclidean Space

Nookie Howser, M.D.

Noriega & the Contra-Band

Nostradumbass

the Nouns

Nudists For Hire

Nursery in Ruin

Nut Cart

O
Olympus Mons

Omega Race

the Oobleck

the Ottoman Empire

P
Paper or Plastic

Paraphernalia

the Participating Stores

the Passing Fads

Peanut Butter and Crack (PBandC)

Penal Code

Pencilbox \

the Pentagon

People Problems

the %

Percol8or

Perm

Pesky Moose

Pez Aunts

PhatAbsorb

PhatBlocker

the Phat Elvis

Pink Wedgie

Pin Monkey

Pint Sighs

Pistil Whip

Plaidypus

Plato & the Phunky Philosophers

Polliwaugge

Poodle Stew

Poodle Stu & the Big Issues

Poppa Fresh

the Pop Twerps

the Porcelain Dalmations

the Porch Swingin' Daddy-O's

the Pores

Post No Bills

Power Tool

Power Violins

Pray to Ralph

the Pregnant

Pretenshus

Principia Mathematica

the Prisoner's Dilemma

Procrasti*Nation

Pubadelic

Pubic Zirconium

Punky Love

Pythagorus & the Golden Means

Q
Q*bert Zirconium

Q*bitch

Qrotch

Quasi-Literate

R
Rad Racer

Resident Advisor

Residue

Retardo DiCaprio

the Retirees

Reverse Peristalsis

Robitch

the Robo-Go-Go's

Robo-Pope

Roboschmoe

Robotard

Robozerk

Robozo

Robuttocks

Root Tuber

Rotwang

Row, Row, Robot

Rug

Rumble Strip

Rumpleforeskin

S
Sad Tony & the Sheik's Furniture

Sanskrit

Santa's Sex Slaves

Sarcastic Walrus

Sarcophagalapagos

Saspazilla

Satanic Paté

Satellite Coordinations Operator

Schizoid Embolism

the School Lunch Program

Schooner Tuna

Scrunchy

Scumfudge

Seizure Salad

the Semantics

Sesame Plexer

the Sexual Politicians

Sexy Lawsuit

Shag Motor

Shakespeare & the Assholes

Shark Week

Shrimp Shag

Sick Wok

Since Syndrome

Singing Anagram

the Sinister Overtones

the Sissies

Skee-Ball

the Ski-Matics

Skin Job

Slaxon Chix

Small Arms Fire

Snatch'n'Sniff

Snax

Snufflegalapagos

Snuffloctopus

the Socratic Method

Soft Serve

the Soggies

Soloflex

the Soup

Spaceballs, The Band

Spazzmatazz

Speek'N'Spell

the Sperms

Spiky Pinecones

the Split Infinitives

Squalor

Squander

Starfish Syndrome

Star Wars Death Wish

Stud Hole

the Strange Attractors

Sub-Par

the Suckboys

Sunpist

Superbox

the Swing Set

Syntax Error

T
the Talented Musicians

Tangenital

Tax Cut

the Text

Thac0

the Threatening Snacks

Thickly Settled & the Slow Children

This & the Thats

Tint

Tissuebox

Toner

Tool Package

Trench Warfare

Trojan Whores

Trundle Bed

the T-Squares

Turbo Teen

Twelve Angry Bears

U
Umläut

Uncle Morty & the Bad Touch

Unibrow

the Universal Solvent

Unnatural Selection

Unstoppable Octopus

the Usurfers

Uvula

V
the Vague

the Verbs

Vital Punkt

Vitamin B-12

the Vocoders

Volcano Donor

Voltage A.D.

W
Waitressaurus

Wal'R'Us

the Wendigo Debacle

Wetard

Whats-his-Head

White Knuckles

Whitman Stunner

Wisconsintration Camp

Da Woims

the Wrecked Angles

X
Xanak

X-Claymation Point

X-Pectorate

Y
Yoink

Yo-Yo Mama

Z
Zaxxon

Zen Algebra

Zyzzy Baluba

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