A Christmas Carol for Atheists (or Pagans)

Tune: God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen

 

God rest ye Unitarians, let nothing you dismay.

Remember ther's no evidence there was a Christmas day.

When Christ was born just is not known, no matter what they say.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact.

Glad tidings of reason and fact.

 

There was no star of Bethelhem, there was no angel song.

There could have been no wise man, for the journey was too long.

The stories in the Bible are historically wrong.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact.

Glad tidings of reason and fact.

 

Much of our Christmas custom come from Persia and from Greece.

From solstice celebrations of the ancient Middle East.

Pur so-called Christmas holiday is but a pagan feast.

Glad tidings of reason and fact, reason and fact.

Glad tidings of reason and fact.