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My .cshrc file. ~/.cshrc.

My .bashrc file. ~/.bashrc.

My .zshrc file. ~/.zshrc.

My Blackbox style file.
chernobyl.

Downloads.

These files are uuencoded because the tripod.com setup does not allow you to download files like *.bz2 and *.zip files. Since these are GNU/Linux files, I am encoding the files this way so they can be easily downloaded and uudecoded simply. It is best to create a new folder to save the files into so when you uudecode them you can easily find the files that are created.

My sysinfo program.
sys.txt.
Download this into a new directory & type uudecode sys.txt to undecode. This will give you sys.tar.bz2, then type tar -jxvf sys.tar.bz2.
Or here:http://one. fsphost.com/goten/sysinfo.kdevelop-1.0.tar.bz2.

Target Puzzle Solver. Solves the smh.com.au Sydney Morning Herald Target puzzle. Download this and type uudecode target.txt. This gives you target.c. Program written by Rod Johnson , November 6, 1995. I have hacked on this program to make it better and easier to use for a CGI script.

Configuration files.

My fvwm config file. This gives a Windows/Fvwm95 look with some very nice Window Decorations and a good color scheme. But without the ugly Windows wallpaper. That really does not look good.
~/.fvwm/.fvwm2rc.
Also needs this optional perl script in your $PATH.
~/bin/fvwm-desktop.

My .emacs file.
~/.emacs.

The Shit List.

You know that you have shit. There is shit on the toilet paper but no shit in the bowl. Sometimes referred to as the "Torpedo Shit" by those that have heard the splash, because the little fucker has dived under the "S bend".

Comes out so slick, clean and easy, that you do not even feel the little fucker slip out. No skidmarks on the toilet paper. You have to see the shit in the toilet bowl to know you did it. Unless the shit is a Torpedo Shit...

This has the consistency of hot tar and leaves permanent skid marks on the toilet bowl. You wipe your arse 18 times and the goddamned fucker will still not come clean. Eventually you are forced to put toilet paper in your underpants so that you do not stain them.

You have done your thing and you are about to stand up when you realise there is more to come.

The kind of shit that killed Elvis. It will not come out until you are sweaty trembling and purple from straining so hard.

You shit so much you lose 10KG's.

You had better be within 10 meters of a toilet. Usually it has it's head out before you get your pants down.

This shit is BIG. So big that you know it will not go down the toilet unless you you break it up into smaller chunks. A Coathanger works well for this. This kind of shit usually happens at some one elses house.

This shit hits the Bowl sideways and makes a big splash that makes your arse cheeks wet.

You sit there all cramped up with pain in your guts, you fart a few times, but still do not shit.

After you have started this one you will be wishing you had gotten a spinal block anesthetic first.

This is fairly soft, about as round as your thumb and at least 3 feet long. has the potential to become a Torpedo Shit.

Even after the third flush it is still there. "My god how do I get rid of it?" The bloody thing is unsinkable. Another one that usually happens at someone elses house.

Like shitting Sulphuric Acid. Beware of letting sweat trickle down the cheeks of your arse for the next day or two. Not safe to eat again until your Arse stops burning. In fact, this is how Mexicans can tell when they are hungry.

One of the worst kinds of shit, this is also the most common. It happens the day after the night before. Normally your shit does not smell too bad but this shit is BAD. You spray the bowl from top to bottom so that it looks like it has been blasted by a shotgun loaded with Oregano and you wonder how your arsehole could point in so many directions at once. Then you discover there is bugger all toilet paper and no brush to clean the bowl. If you are in a combined toilet/bathroom, there is usually someone standing outside waiting to use the bathroom. This is also another type of shit that usually happens at someone elses house.