The Disaster Master
What the Disaster Master does is deliver you an email, stating that you have broken an arm, been robbed or that you have suddenly and mysterously become attracted to lamposts. Okay, maybe not the last one. Maybe.
How the DM does this, is send you an email. It's pretty loosely based, so you'll be able to work it into your storyline. Usually he'll give you an option on what to do. "Tick box A if you want to be slightly robbed, box B if you want to be mostly robbed... or box C if you want to your home to be towed away on a truck!!" Okay. Maybe not in those exact terms.
Sometimes, if it's a particularly bad day, he'll cause for the whole town to have a big disaster which should effect either everyone, or just the people living in the immediate area where the disaster occured.
All we ask of you is to have your email viewable in your user info, it makes our lives just that bit easier.
He is evil. He is Disasterous. He enjoys ABBA. The Disaster Master should be feared, not just because of this ghastly lime green font... but because he has the power to come into your life and cause havoc without a please or a thank you.