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Alien Pets:
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How do you know if a pet is an alien pet or a pet of a human?
Well this is a very difficult question. Alien Sightings has scoured the universe as we
know it for answers. Hopefully, this chart will help you come to the appropriate
conclusions. We at Alien Sightings feel the facts are indisputable! |
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Alien Pets
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Human Pets
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Visual Inspection |
Undeniable rodent qualities, shifty
eyes, lack of fur or hair, may contain some bald spots from radiation heat, body shakes,
severe nervousness, not canine in nature. |
Undeniable pet like qualities, cute,
canine tendencies, tails wag, playful character, ample fur, definitely dogs. |
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Favorite Pastimes |
Being near blondes named Joni |
Playing Ball, Playing Ball, Playing
Ball |
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Favorite Foods |
Pup-eroni and Tacos |
Duck and Potato (dog food), Pizza
Crust, Dog Bones, Garbage |
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Language / Vocabulary |
Speaks Fluent Spanish, Vocabulary
unknown: We don't speak fluent Spanish |
Normal Dogesse: Bark, Woof, Pet Me,
& Throw the Ball! |
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Y2K Preperations |
None. This dog knows that if Y2K
creates havoc he can just leave the planet and catch a good meal somewhere else. |
Gingerly took time to store away
some food each day in the vault, otherwise known as the couch in the den.
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Other Alien Pets:
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Our scoop photographers at Alien
Sightings capurted these photos that provide undeniable evidence that Aliens do have pets
on earth. |
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