Hello World!! We are the Flying Cockatoos!

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Yes sir, that's us. The coolest band in the world. We are dedicated to staying cool.
The Flying Cockatoos were founded for one reason and two reasons only. For merely the sake of demonstrating to the world that life is not worth taking seriously and to give us an excuse to sit around all day eating peanutbutter and pickle sandwiches. To stand in the midst of a grave and ugly world and proclaim that all rubberbands are created equal. That even though it may rain on your parade all day, somewhere, sometime, somebody is doing nothing worth talking about but somewhere else, some other time, somebody else is doing something worth laughing at. And that, yes that, is the reason for living. Not to say I changed the world, or made a million burgers, but to say that I did something worth writing on the back of a gum wrapper and throwing out the window.

About Us

Lead Singer -
Spike is a white and gray cockatoo from some foreign country. His hobbies are oil painting and soccer. Don't ask how he plays soccer with those little feet.

Someday we'll get some more people in the band.

Catalog

'The Final Feather' is first album by Spike and the band. It was 167th on charts for 4 months!

There are several new CDs in the works but none of them are likley to be worth buying.



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