SOME OLD GUY HIT A DEER
WHILE HE WAS DRINKING LOADS OF BEER.
THE DEER WAS CERTAINLY DEAD
BECAUSE IT WAS DETACHED FROM ITS HEAD.
HE WAS HAVIING A BLAST
AND DRIVING WAY TOO FAST
HE WAS SO DRUNK
THAT HE ALSO HIT A SKUNK
HE WAS SO WASTED
FROM ALL THE BEER HE TASTED
HE SMOKED POT
AND THEN WAS SHOT.
HE WAS IN THE GRAVE
WITH A KEG OF BEER
ALONG THE SIDE
OF HIS BEST FRIEND THE DEER.