It took a couple of kicks
but then it started up
I took off though the dips
but then I remembered I had for got my cup

I had just gotten home from football
so I was very tired
but I was going to go for it all
till I found out I had a flattened tire

I turned around to go home
when I got there I ripped it off
I used a patch by the name of Mr. Molone
when I started it back up it gave a loud cough

I headed back out
it had gotten very wet
I started to slide and gave a loud shout
then the ground and I met

I wasn't having a good day
and it was getting dark
so I went to put it away
and I couldn't believe it, not a mark