Number 1.
Dungeons tend to be dark (unless they're not....but that's different) so make sure that you take some torches so you can see.....or failing that, use the torch light miracle.....or be an elf.
It's preference really, I think wandering around in the dark chopping up anything you meet with a great big axe is pretty fun.
Oh yeah, you might want to light your torches too.
Number 2.
Have a wizard ready to help you if you get in trouble, so he can cast exit dungeon or whatever.......Yeah alright, so we hard fighters don't really need it, but it lets them elven mages feel usefull every now and then don't it.....
Number 3.
Never listen to dungeoneering advise from someone who has never been in one, and is speculating wildly about what to expect down one.
Number 4.
In a dungeon, you can expect to see lots of big scary monsters.....like......errr.......giant elephants......killer wombles.......and the dreaded animated toothbrushes. There may also be big hairy spiders...........uuurgh
Number 6.
When you meet up with the animated toothbrushes, it's best to run, or, if you're feeling mad, and have lots of toothpaste, you can try and kill them too
Number 7.
Make sure you pick up any bags of gold, otherwise it's just silly
Number 8.
Don't eat the mushrooms either....they taste horrible.
Number 9.
Ok, so I don't know a thing about dungeoneering. But....you're idiots right? Whatever I say can surely help a little.....so, there......go off down a dungeon and leave me alone..........
You bully.........