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-It is impossible to lick your elbow |
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A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out |
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A shrimp's heart is in its head |
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A pregnant goldfish is called a twit |
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Horses can't vomit |
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The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. |
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If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. |
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If you try to surpress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head and die. |
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If you keep your eyes open by force they can pop out. |
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Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. |
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear 700 times. |
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If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? |
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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere |
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why |
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23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts. |
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Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different |
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Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow. |