- Why the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
- Why you don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
- Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
- Why is it that to stop Windows 98 you click the "Start" button?
- Why is lemonade made with artificial flavor while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
- Why the the man who invests all your money are called brokers?
- Why the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- Why they call it apartments when they're all stuck together?