Corinthians was written by Paul and the
majority of it is a spanking followed by warnings to the new church at Corinth.
Folks there were totally confused about every aspect of their lifes as Believers
and Paul laid some rules on their asses and threatened to come give that
spanky-wanky first hand come winter.
Caleb prays aboard our Ark!
1 Corinthians 6-13 Food of all kinds is meant for the stomach, and the stomach is meant for
Word up! This means that whatever Elizabeth cooks is
good enough for your ass and you should shut up and eat it, even if its
rutabagas and spam!
11: 3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the
head 3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and
the head of Christ is God. 4 Every man praying or prophesying, having his head covered, dishonoureth his
head. 5 But every woman that prayeth or prophesieth with her head uncovered
dishonoureth her head: for that is even all
one as if she were shaven.
6 For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame
for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.
7 For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and
glory of God: but the woman is
the glory of the man.
8 For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man.
9 Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.
10 For this cause ought the woman to have power on her head because of the
angels. 11 Nevertheless neither is the man without the woman, neither the woman without
the man, in the Lord.
12 For as the woman is of the man, even so is the man also by the woman; but all
things of God.
13 Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a
shame unto him?
15 But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for her hair is given
her for a covering.
Whoa! Sounds like Pauly-pie
had some major hangups about women. Could it be that he was a 1st century nerd
and therefore was totally unattractive to women? Sounds like it...anyway Caleb
thinks that women should look like women so he was splaining this to me that its
the sacred duty of all women to stay attractive and alluring for post-Quellish
(Let It Come!)