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This book was written back in the Jurassic era by Jeremiah (you know, the guy with the bullfrog). Mostly just another boring-ass history book, lots of fussing and fighting and ass-kicking. Hey, maybe its not so bad, sounds sort of like WWF to me.


Caleb ponders 2 Kings


2 Kings 2:23-24 "Then he [God's Prophet Elisha] went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up the road, some youths came from the city and mocked him, and said to him, 'Go up, you baldhead! Go up, you baldhead!' 24 So he turned around and looked at them, and pronounced a curse on them in the name of the LORD. And two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

Means that God kicks the ass of the scoffing and craven idiots that might torment the people of Faith. Be careful who you pick on or you might be picking bear teeth out of your skin too.

2 Kings 18-27 But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? [hath he] not [sent me] to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

Darn! That menu sounds too weird for me,,,ugh suddenly I have lost my appetite.

2 Kings 17:39 - Worship the Lord your God and He will rescue you from your enemies

ALL enemies, be they guys in purple robes, jerks that sell wood, perverted farmers or other sucky people