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Hosea means "salvation" but lots of this book shoulda been called Ho's because his wife ran around like she thought she was auditioning for the Jerry Springer show instead of being a good Israelite wife. Written in the 8th century BC by some dude actually named Hosea.


Caleb explains Hosea to Ivy

Hosea 2:30 - I will show her naked body to her lovers, and no one will rescue her from my power

This clearly means that no matter if you are a nudist or a slut or just a podiatrist you will not escape El Agua's wrath.