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This is a book of "Apocalypic" writing and its mostly in gibberish coding, takes someone with the true and righteous gifts of interpretation to make sense, lucky I possess this Gift of the Holy Spirit

Doug Doug knows Revelation well

Revelation 1-14 His head and [his] hairs [were] white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes [were] as a flame of fire

Sounds sort of like Michael Jackson is in the end times.

Revelation 13-18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast- for it is the number of a man; and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six.

As 666 represents the Evil One so does 55 represent the Holy One (Caleb) Each of his names has exactly 5 letters each. Caleb Solar - 55

Revelation 21:23 - The city doesn't need any sun or moon to give its light

And that's because we have Caleb, Caleb Solar!

Revelation 22:18 - I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophesy in this book: If anyone adds anything to this, God will strike him with the plagues that are written in this book

Sounds like The KoY need to prepare for an eternal weenie roast with them as the weenies, hehehe

Revelation 18:20 - Gloat over it heaven, God's people, apostles and prophets. God has condemned it for you

That means it's official! We can thumb our noses at the unbelievers as we float past their drowning asses on the glorious day of Quellish (Let It Come!)

Revelation 17:2 - The kings of the earth had sex with her, and those living on earth became drunk on the wine of her sexual sins

Refers to Zsa Zsa Gabor and her hellish siblings

Revelation 17:3 - The the angel carried me by his power into the wilderness

Means that God has protected us from the worse of the crap out there, I mean everyone knows that the outside world really stinks and we are wearing clothespins on our noses in the DOoFS

Revelation 8:13 - I saw an eagle flying overhead, and I heard it say in a loud voice, "Catastrophe, catastrophe, catastrophe for those living on the earth, because of the remaining trumpet blasts which the three angels are about to blow"

Three trumpet blasts from three angels is clearly the three spins of Jimi Hendrix's "All Along The Watchtower" which will be simultaniously played at the exact moment that Quellish (Let It Come!) begins.