1. When you're writing/typing, and someone
comes over and makes no attempt to hide that they're reading everything you're writing. Come on. Just go away before I
throw a fit, huh?
2. When, in the middle of a small and crowded hallway, people stop short and randomly start talking
to other people... Making no attempt to get out of
your way, and then when you say "Excuse me", they look at you like you're from another planet.
3. Touching. I absolutely hate it when people randomly poke, hit or lean on me. Don't do it. It's annoying. Especially
if you smell.
4. When people repeat what I say in a question. (i.e.: "How are you?" "How am I?") Duh! I know what I asked you! Just answer the question!
5.
When people repeat me in general. Never quote me to me.
6. People who dramatically sigh or moan to let you know they want you to ask them what's wrong. Yeah. Sorry. I
couldn't care less. Go get friends or something.
7. People who talk about people literally every waking moment of their day, and then have the audacity to be surprised
when they hear someone is talking about them. Knock
it off. You're not perfect, please stop pretending you are.
8. Pants with things written across the a$$. Ugh. Talk about gross. If you need to draw attention to it, it's not
worth looking at.
9.
People who give you random dirty looks.
10. People who insist on telling me about the tremendous amount of fun they had last night while in a drug induced
stupor. I don't care. You're a drug addict,
leave me alone. If your story starts with, "I was so wasted..." or "Dude, I was so stoned..." I've already tuned you out.
11.
People that date their cousins. Sorry, marriage or no marriage, you're still related.
12.
Drunk hockey fans who try to feel you up.
13. Teachers, who after three or four months of 'teaching' a class of ten people, still don't know my name. Come on!
How hard it is? Say it with me: Nicole
14. People who call themselves 'princess' or 'goddess' or whatever. You're not. Time to come to the place we normal
people call reality.
15.
People who are happy 24 hours a day.
16. People who have no modesty. (i.e.: Those girls in your high school who would go around, "Oh, I look so cute today!" or "Oh, I'm so gorgeous!" Because guess what? Usually, they're not.
17. When you finally sit down, only to
realize you forget something, and have to get back up again.
18.
When people bump into you in the hallway, and then have the nerve to look at you like it's your fault.
19.
People who are continous copiers. I am me. You cannot be me. The end. Please stop stalking me.
20. Whiny freshman. It's just high school. In four years, it will be over, and you'll still be alive. Working in
McDonalds, maybe, but still alive nontheless.
21. People who IM me the second I get online, only to say: "Hey. What's up?" And then stop talking. Why bother? Just go away!
22.
When your computer just has a nervous breakdown and refuses to work.
23. When someone hums a song around you, and it winds up stuck in your head, and then they say they were never
humming it to begin with.
24. People who sign your yearbook, 'Have a nice summer'. Get away from me. I spent a little less than a year with
you, and that's all you can think to write? Ugh!
25.
People who take horrible pictures, and then ask me what I think. They're gross, stop forcing me to look at them.
26.
Boys.
27. Commercials that encourage parents to interrogate their children before they go out. I mean, I'm all for parents
knowing where you are, fine... But they don't need
an itinerary for God sake. I've never done anything to make my parents distrust me, so stop making them.
28. When you park as far away from civilzation as possible, and when you come out of your store, there's a car
next to you. Why do people do this? Go away!
29.
People who tell you the plot of a movie before you see it. It's like, "Well, thanks for saving me the eight dollars, man."
30. Boys who think that just because I'm a girl, I couldn't possibly know anything about sports. Welcome to the
21st Century! Girls can understand and like sports,
amazingly enough.
31.
People who invite random people to parties for the gifts. Get friends!
32.
People who shower, and then put their dirty clothes back on. Ew. Dirty!
33.
People who make no attempt to hide the fact that they are staring at your boobs/reading your shirt.
34.
People who complain about everything every single second of the day.
35. To embellish on 26 a little bit, I
hate boys who flirt and never follow through.
36. Smokers. I'm sorry, but if you want to give yourself cancer, go right ahead... Just get the damn thing out of my face and
leave my lungs out of it.
37. People who invent entire relationships in their head with someone they've talked to a total of three times.
We have a word for people like this: STALKERS.
38. X-Best Friends who have nothing better to do than spread random rumors about you in attempts to make you as
miserable as they are. Sorry, go back to your cousin,
ok?
39. People who only come to you when they
need something, and people too retarded to understand they're being used.
40. People who are continously changing their opinions about everything and everyone every five freaken minutes,
and then get mad when I can't keep up. Yeah! Ok! Sorry!
Try being normal for like, two seconds, and then we'll talk.
