Home Alone Game by a bunch of dumb, drunk- er, I mean, T*HQ Reviewed by Adrock gbcam@hotmail.com Size: 1 megabit Save: None Released: 1991 Works with: Any Game Boy (Or neighborhood pet.) **************************************************************************** Opening Snide Remarks: T*HQ is known for it's cool N64 wrestling games. Let's look at this game. **************************************************************************** Gameplay Descripion: Oh my god. This sucks. Nothing to do, and a burglar with a goatee. What is he, the lost bandit? Liked: Turning the game off. Hated: Every friggin thing about this god forsaken game. **************************************************************************** Graphics Description: It looks like a dumb platformer, and... oh my goodness! It is! The house at the beginning turns the light out, then the burglar runs. Goody. Liked: Turning up the contrast to pitch dark. Hated: Every friggin graphic in this game. **************************************************************************** Sound/Music Description: One song through the whole game. Or at least only one that I heard, before I was utterly disgusted. Liked: Turning the sound all the way down. Hated: No sound FX and one song. **************************************************************************** Play Control/Game Design: Hard to manuever. Hard to jump. Liked: You get it by now, huh? Hated: You'll find much better and well thought out play control by popping the video into your VCR and pressing play. **************************************************************************** Improve: Everything. RIYL: Mortal Kombat on GB, or any other crappy game. **************************************************************************** Final Words: Alas, I've found a game worse than Mortal Kombat. Feed this one to the dog, and watch the dog do a Linda Blair impression. Avoid at all costs. Avoid at all costs. Avoid at all costs. **************************************************************************** Score Gameplay: 0 Graphics: 0 Sound/Music: 0 Play Control/Game Design: 0 Personal Opinion: 0 Total: 0 out of 25 Final Score: %0, 0/0, 0.0000000000... **************************************************************************** Currently Known Codes: Feed this game to any despised pets in the neighborhood and something magical will happen.