Pit-Fighter
Game by THQ/Tengen
Reviewed by Adrock
gbcam@hotmail.com
Size: 1 Megabit
Save: None
Released: 1992
Works with: Any Game Boy

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Opening Snide Remarks: A lame conversion of an already lame SNES game.Hmm.

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Gameplay Descripion: You play as one of three fighters. These fighters go up
against more fighters. It's not a traditional 2-D fighter, though,it's more
like Double Dragon, except one on one.

Liked: Nothing.

Hated: This game sucks from the minute it touches your hand til the minute
you die.

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Graphics Description: Graphics look a lot like the SNES version. You ask "Is
that good, or bad?" Oh, it's bad, brother. Another digitized wannabe for Game
Boy.

Liked: Nothing.

Hated: Ugly, displeasing graphics. Framerate? What that mean? Go eat paint
chips, THQ.

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Sound/Music Description: You're not going to like the uninspired tunes and
sound FX that are way off.

Liked: Nothing.

Hated: You won't want to use headphones for this game.

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Play Control/Game Design: B is kick and A is punch. Not that that will help
you, just telling you. Because you will have to jam buttons to get a hit in.
Onscreen/Button syncopation does not jive. Feels choppy. Hard to aim your
punches and kicks at your opponent.

Liked: Nothing.

Hated: Hard to aim. Choppy. Hard to get a hit in. 

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Improve: Don't try. Start from scratch.

RIYL: Not recommended.

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Final Words: THQ, the idiots behind Home Alone, make another miss. Boo!!!
Stick to making Asmik's wrestling games on N64, THQ.

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Score
Gameplay: 0
Graphics: 0
Sound/Music: 0
Play Control/Game Design: 0
Personal Opinion: 0
Total: 0 out of 25

Final Score: %0

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Currently Known Insults for this game: New, from the makers of Home Alone!
PIT-FIGHTER Canine after-dinner mints! The after-dinner snack for your pet,
and it tastes like chicken! "Dogs don't know it's a crappy game!"