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"So are yall twins or something?"-Matt Layton in Accounting class
"Umm noo"-Bobby & Jessica
~*~The Vans Warped Tour concert-the 311 show-after we survived the mosh pit~*~
"AHH!!! that was cool!"Jessica Blackwell
"Yeah even though we about got killed!"Daphne Flook
"haha I thought you were gonna die there for a while"J Bl
"yeah for real!" Daphne
"After I saw that fat guy coming towards me I had to jump over a buncha people so he wouldn't sit on me" Jbl
"Ok ok that was awesome..I'm glad I didn't lose my shoe."Daphne
*At that moment a shoe goes flyin through the air*
~*~The Alien Ant Farm concert~*~
"OMG-there's that guy again-I swear he's stalking us!"Daphne
"Maybe he'll get into a mosh pit and die and then we won't have to put up with him stalking us and we won't have to watch his horrible dance moves anymore"JBl
~*~During guard rehearsal one day~*~
"ok now if ya'll don't do it right this time you don't get to be on camera!" -that Don guy
*Rachel lookin like a total hick with her pants & shirt rolled up*
"Wha?!?! oh hell no!"Rachel
*Rachel tries to look normal in 24 counts while Jessica Blackwell and Kelli Ford are cracking up*
~*~One day during band class in the instrument room~*~
*Jessica Brown does something to Heather nobody remembers what though*
"OH HELL NO!!"Heather Kleinfield
*Slams her clairnet case down on the floor*
*The case comes open and her instrument goes all over the floor and by some miracle nothing's broken*
During a part in 3rd song routine
"I feel like a bird"Jess Bl
"You look like a bird"Jess Br(and later on in the day Rachel said the exact same thing)
And now it's time for a music lesson....
remember children..it's Disturbed not Damaged
~*At lunch one day~*
*JBl sticks gum on plate*
"Ok you have got to put something over that gum it looks gross"JBr
"Ok"Jbl
*puts tator tot on top of gum where its no longer seen*
"Oh man you should give that to Bobby...you know he'll take it"JBr
"Hmmm..."
"Ya'll are mean"Tasha
"Hey Bobby you want the rest of these?"JBl
"Oh yeah!"Bobby
*Laughter*
Later on after pondering whether to eat it because we were laughing Bobby hurls a tot across the tables at JBl
"Oh I would've peed in my pants if that had been the one with the gum on it"JBr
"Free yo mind and yo ass will follow"
"Boops"Jess Brown
"We had fun fun fun in the sun in Columbia"JessBl
Uncontrolable laughter from Jessica Bl&Br&Rachel after she figured out what was goin on
"Ok we're leaving now"Tasha JC
~After practice one day while coming back to the school to get ready for the game, Bobby backs the car back to far in the parking space but for some reason Jess Brown didn't realize this...so while Bobby decides to put the car in drive, she opens the door only to fall halfway out of the car and is holding onto the roof for dear life~
~*~At MTSU game~*~
"umm HELP!"Jess Bl
"Do you not know how to put on your uniform either?"Mrs Eldridge
"Nope"
"I've already dressed two of them I'm a pro it only takes me 5min to get dressed"Heather Kleinfield
"Is my hat crooked?" Jess Br
"Yes" Jess Bl
"Then fix it" Jess Br
about 3 minutes later..
"Is my hat crooked?"Jess Br
"Yes"
"fix it!"
about a minute later..
"Is my hat crooked?"
yall see where this going...
"She dropped her baton again! She dropped it this morning you would think she would get better!" Heather Kleinfield
"Chewy chewy chewy chewy..." J.Bl
"Go go go fishy go go go swim in the deep blue sea go go go go fishy go go"JBl
~*~At Hickory Hollow before the Lifehouse concert~*~
"OMG..." JBr
"What"JBl
"I left my wallet at home"
a lil bit later after we find Bobby..
"Bobby please let me borrow some money!"JBr
"What"Bobby
"She left her wallet at home"JBl
"Shut up"JBr
*laughter from bobby*
"Stop laughing! Please let me borrow some money please please please please please please"(this goes on for like 15 min)
*So JBl has to pay for her meal at Applebee's and Bobby pays for her Lifehouse shirt*
*At football game at Pearl Cohn*
Kim: why are you guys scared???
JBr: because 1) we're in the ghetto 2) we dont want to be hit when somebody just threw an egg at us!!!! 3!!!) were not like the freaks who've lived here all their lives!!!!!!!! and this scares us!!!!! we're normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kim:are you calling me a freak?!???
"If anybody stole my Lifehouse cd there will be a smackdown"JBl
"Hey Martin get that fire going"Bobby
"Okay"Martin
After a few minutes
"Umm are you sure it works?" Martin
"Yes" Bobby
"Then how come it's not working?" Martin
"I dunno" Bobby
"Turn the knob in the back" Bobby
"I did" martin
"The other way"bobby
"It doesn't go the other way" martin
"Go flip the switch outside" bobby
"We did like 3 times already" martin
Carol sticks the lighter in the fireplace and somehow by some miracle the fire starts
Andrea and Carol get to Bobby's house and they sit on the front porch.. not thinking that Bobby was there so they didnt knock on the door or anything. So they sit there for like 10 minutes, and then Bobby opens the door and is like "What are yall doing?"
After Bobbys party he left to take Martin and Jacob home leaving Jess Br Jess Bl and Carol there by themselves at like 11:30 at night...
"omg I heard a noise"JBl
"No you didnt"JBr
a min later
"I saw s/t out there!"JBr
"I told you!!!!!!!!!"JBl
"AHHHH!!!!What are we gonna do?!"Carol
"I dont know!"JBl
they all crouch up in a corner in the kitchen,then JBr goes to get knives...carol has a small knife,jessbr a long skinny one,and jbl has a big butcher knife...it was decided that carol would poke their eyes out,jbr would cut their throat,and jbl would stab them...all of the sudden....
"omg I hear something!!!!!!" all
*bobby walks in*
"AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all
On the way home from concessions one night w/bobby,jbl,jbr,and martin
-a game of quiet mouse..
Martin loses twice,JBl loses twice...this time around all are very quiet...
*bobby swerves the car violently*
"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!"JBl
"You lose."Bobby
"that was MEAN dont ever do that again!" JBl
"hahahaha" martin,bobby,jbr
At the Pearl Cohn game
During the first song we played in the stands
All of a sudden everyone heard this crack and everyone in the guard looked over at Josh Rose who was touching the back of his head.. someone hit his tuba with an egg...it hit his tuba then slid down onto his head and he had this what the heck look on his face... he had egg all over his head
At Riverfront park
Bobby's laying on Jess Br's jacket in the grass for almost an hour and a half
"What's that smell??"Bobby
"Dunno"Jess Br&Bl
a few min later...
"gees what is that smell???are you sure you don't smell anything?"Bobby
"no we don't smell anything"Jess BL&BR
they leave and come back a little while later...
Bobby lays back down for a few min...then looks and sees a dead pigeon...
"EWWWWWW!!!!!!"Bobby,Jess Br&Bl
"you were rolling in a dead pigeon on my jacket for the past two hours!!!!!ewww!!"
*JBr motions for JBl to look at bobby's sleeve*
"you have pigeon blood on your sleeve!!hahaha!!"JBr
*uncontrollable laughter from Jess Br&Bl*
At MTSU while we were on the bus still..and we weren't moving at all..
"Okay he needs to stop now or he's going to run into the other bus!"Martin
"What??" *Jess Br Jess Bl and Rachel all look confused*
"Arent we moving backwards?"Martin
*laughter*"Jess Br, Jess Bl, Rachel
"I swear we're going backwards"Martin
"Nope we're not"
One day in the guard room the whole guard ends up discussing how silly it is that Bre gets to sit w/ JBr and Andrea cant when she's got seniority...after a few min the whole guard is talkin about it when all of the sudden Bre opens the door and...
*the room gos dead slient*
"Hey Jessica I'm going to sit with Cassie tonight okay?"Bre
"Okay" JBr with a surprised look on her face
*Bre leaves and as soon as the door closes and she walks away the whole room bursts into laughter*
"omg that was weird"JBr,Karie,Kelli,Drea,Sarah
"They said i have a shimery ass!!!!!:)"Carol
"Whoa I about chocked myself on a blanket"JBl (yes i know i spelled choked wrong)
"Then I would have to explain to everybody why you died..it'd be like 'Well, you know we were good friends and last night *tear* when I was talking to her on msn, she chocked herself with a *sob* blanket!!!!"Jennifer Walters
While coming back from JBl's locker after school one day..
JBl,Jennifer, and Martin were walking through the social studies wing..
"Let's raid Jessica Brown's locker"Martin
"Is this hers?"JBl
So JBl picks up the geometery book to see if it was JBr's
They hear JBr and Drea coming down the hallway
"Well speak of the devil..."Martin
JBL throws book into the locker and slams it shut and all three start walking really fast down the hallway..
"What did yall do to my locker?!?!?!" JBr
"Nothing!!!!! We swear!!!"JBl, Martin, Jennifer
~While acting out the play Julius Caesar in English class~
"Stand, ho!"Austin Headly
nobody reads the next line
repeats.."Stand, ho!"
Melissa Martin stands (thinking it's her line to say) and says "Oh is that me?"
*everybody starts rollin..even mrs roberts is about to die of laughter..*
"Sit, ho!" Josh Galligher
*At the exact moment he says that Melissa sits down in her seat*
*More laughter from the whole class*
after an expedition to wal-mart jbl comes out w/ what appears to be a good compelation of songs on a this cd,she pops it in the cd player to listen to hanging by a moment:
*jessbl and jess br exchange weird looks*
"this is NOT jason" jess br
"they killed JASON!!!!!" jess bl
At Red Lobster:
Chris Engles sits us at our table.. but some old guy comes and says he's our waiter..Tasha apparently didn't like this too well so as soon as he leaves..
"I don't want you to wait on me.. see if you get a tip!"
later on..
*Natasha is making disgusted faces at the lobster tail and crab legs*
"that's so gross...think of those poor things...they scream when you put them in the boiling water...how can you eat that..."Natasha
"Hey look at this"Jess Br
*shows her the legs on the bottom of the tail*
"Ewwwwwww"Natasha
"how can you eat shrimp and not other seafood then???"Jess Br
"I don't eat anything with body parts attached"Natasha
*waiter comes over*
"Hey I have a question cuz they don't believe me"Natasha
"Hey I never said I didn't believe you" Jess Bl
"Don't those lobsters cry when you put them in the boiling water?"Natasha to the waiter
"Yes they scream and all from the tail expanding in the shell" Waiter
"See I told you!!!"Natasha
~*~at Carol's party~*~
*this one dude comes in the living room w/ tipsy Rachel on his arms*
"come in there w/us"Rachel
"no"Drea
"come on,its fun"Rachel
"noo thats really okay"JessBr
"come on"Rachel
"No."JessBl
"i think we should go back in there now i'm scared of that one *points at JBr* ,she might hit me"Dude
*laughter*
"you shoulda seen her in there when i was on her stuff it was like *smack!* get off my stuff!!! *smack! smack!* move NOW!!! *SMACK!!*"Dude
Carol and some guys are playing Jenga in the other room when Rachel comes in the living room
*the Jenga tower falls over*
"whoops somebody's done knocked it over"Rachel Haynes
*laughter*
*jessbl,jessbr,and drea see the jenga truth or dare box sittin on the coffee table at carols party*
"hey lets look at that to see what kind of questions are on it" Drea
"yeah good idea" JBl&Br
*looking through the box trying to hurry so no one finds out when they come back in*
"hey look at this one,we definately need to take it out"JBr
"oh yeah"JBl
"what do we do w/ it?? we gotta hide it"JBr
*we stick it under the bird cage cloth thinking no ones gonna look under there tonight*
"okay now we gotta get these back in the box"Drea
"uh oh wed better hurry"JBl
"we gotta make em so theyll go back in there and the box will close"JBr
*jenga pieces all over the place*
"okay this isnt working"JBr
"here they come!"JBl
*we close the box and it doesnt quite close*
"dang it!"JBr
*JBl is strugglin w/ the box*
"turn it upside down" Drea
*JBl turns it upside down as some guys walk in*
"ohh it was just them" all
"okay we need to get the box in order again"JBl
*we pick it up and dump pieces out everywhere*
"this isnt working,and here they come again"JBr
*we frantically pick up the peices from all over the place and put them back in the box,we have to stick some pieces down in the side of the box in order for it to close*
*later on karen picks up the bird cage blanket and there lays the jenga piece*
*Drea looks over at JBr*
"omg!"JBr
*uncontrollable laughter from JBr while tryin to show JBl whats goin on*
"omg"JBl
*she pulls the cover back down but the jenga piece is still layin there*
"put it back under there!"JBr
*dreas shoves it to the side under the blanket*
"uhh" JBl
"what" JBr
"the bar is moving towards me!!!" JBl
*laughing* "what?" JBr
"oh... nevermind..."JBl
"She's like an MCHammer wannabe" JBl
*singing* "you can't touch this" Melissa
"You know what? She looks like a chipmunk"JBl
*That person says s/t to Mr. Coleman (the chipmunk's name must be withheld for legal reasons)*
"Shut up you damn squirrel"Heather Kleinfeld
"Do you still get high James?" Melissa
"No man I never did drugs."James
"Oh whatever!"
"There is no hope for dope."
"Did you have fun in ISS?"
"Yeah man I'm down with ISS."
"blah blah blah"Melissa
"what?"Jessica Blackwell
"blah blah blah" Melissa
*band room goes slient*
"HUH?!?!?!?" Jess
"WHAT?!?!"Melissa
Sexual Relations.
"Hey! It's him! It's him!"Jess
"ooo And he raises llamas... you sure can pick 'em Jess" Melanie
"Hi would you like to make a donation to the band?"
"Cash."
"Do you need a spelling?"
"C-A-S-H"
"Hey! Cash Money"
"You're stupid."
"I can't walk anymore..." Melissa
"Me either... my feet are gonna fall off." Jess
"Ok we're gonna roll to the street and pray Jennifer's mom sees up so we won't have to roll to the car." Melissa
"Are you girls ok?" Mrs. Walters
"No. We're sueing the band."Melissa
"We can't they have no money."Jess
"Oh, yeah... surely they have something now rackin in all these donations." Melissa
"cash...."
"Can I have a sheet of paper?" Jess
"Say the magic words." Chase
"Pretty please?"
"Nope...it's gimme some paper, paper ho!"
"Hey! Don't diss the wagon! White Lightening, Black Bullet, Speed Demon. At least it gets me to where I wanna go."Chase Askins
"So does my car."Jess Bl
"Ok the paper ho is not open for you anymore."Chase
Se Se Sen Senor Allen!
"Let's roll out of this joint!"
"You make it sound so white."
"chicken butt , guess why"JBr
"why"JBL
"cow pie , guess when, round the bend"
"are you saying my pie looks like a cow?"
"i made that one up all by myself!!!!"
"my bend is round???? oh geeze"
"no,youre cow looks like abeef pie,understandably"
lmao
"i cow doesnt pie out beef...i mean...my cow"
"now youre sayin youre a cow"
"okay so let me get this straight....youre a cow w/ a chicken butt and a round bend"
"emotional....."
lmao
"Well now they're just gonna look at our butts. Even though theirs look better"JBr(talking bout football players)
"Well ya know what they do to get them so firm?"JBl
"No what?" JBr and Ashley
"Butt crunchers."
"What?"
"Yeah, ya know, butt crunchers."
"What's a butt cruncher?"
"You know! Left, right, all together now!"
*remember*~ EMOTIONAL PREGNANT GIRL~
~*~While playing spoons in band one day~*~
"She bit me!!"Melanie
"I'm sorry! I didn't realize what I was doing til my teeth where halfway in her arm!!" Melissa
"Have you wondered why corn doesn't digest?" Bobby
"RED MEANS STOP! RED MEANS STOP!!!" Ryan
"Ryan-it's green." JBl
"We need to get you these for your car."Ryan
*Pulls a bunch of bumper stickers from the rack at Sam Goody*
"Here ya go... 'If something should fall off my car, please honk your horn.' and 'Don't piss me off or I'll put this thing in reverse!' Oh, and here's one for Melissa, 'I rode the short bus to school.'" Ryan
~*~JBl and Ryan see Melissa, Heather, and her mom out where Sam Goody is and Melissa happened to be driving..~*~
"Hey you guys! Follow me!" Melissa
"ok"
*We sit there and sit there and sit there... finally she puts the car in drive...then at the red light she sits there and sits there and sits there*
*Ryan hangs head out the window*
"HEY MELISSA!!! YOU CAN TURN RIGHT ON A RED LIGHT!!!!"
"I get shootgun!"Ryan
"What?"JBl and Melissa
*At O'Charley's*
"Can I exchange the fries for a soup or salad?"Martin
"Um no I'm sorry" waitress
~*~On the way back to Melanie's house Melanie and Charity are in Charity's car in front of JessBl, Br, Drea and Lissa~*~
*Melissa puts on her sunglasses and a few min go by*
"Melissa why do you have on your sunglasses?"
"Cuz Charity's car is bling blinging in my eyeballs!"
*hysterical laughter*
"Llamame! Llamame!"Lissa
"MISTAH CAX!!"Lissa
"Whaeva! Yo moma!"Lissa
"IT'S JTT!!!! JESSICA LOVES JTT!!!"Jessa & Mella
~*~At the marching contest in Hendersonville~*~
"Bissy! We see you in your short-shorts!"band behind us
*At Jon and Brandon's party some girl is hanging all over Andrew but he keeps pushing her away a few minutes later...*
"Will you marry me?"Andrew
"NOO!"the girl
"F*ck you b*tch I'm gay anyways!"Andrew
"Uh oh we better check out where the hands are!" Lissa
*Lissa holds up a cell phone over the bus seat like a flashlight*
"Drainage hole"
At Carol's talking on the phone to Lissa
"But Lissa I don't have enough gas to get to the other side of town and I don't have any money to stop and get more I only have a quarter tank of gas!"Jess Bl
*Ryan singing like a complete hick* "Quarter tank of gas and I'm still fly!"
*On the bus on the way to White House*
~singing when Mr. Tolley stops the bus suddenly in mid-song~
"Winne the pooh, winnie the AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"everyone in the back of bus 4
"God raped Mary!"-Andrea
"You look like a bird"-Carol
"Who just pooted?!"-Jessa Bea
"Hi my name is Ryan, I enjoy long walks on the beach,I just want to find a partner who cares...I like kittens :)"- Ryan
"Is it squishy?Can i touch it?!"-Carol again
"It's always the s's! They get me confused!!"Bobby H.
"SSSHHH!"Carol
"SSSHHH!!!!!!!"Ryan
"C'mon Jess sing it!"Bobby H
"I don't wanna."Jess
"Puhlease purdy purdy please?"Bobby H.
"Uhh...I don't remember how it goes."Jess
"Fine."Bobby H
*Singing-breaking it down and everything*
"HAAANNNGGG ON SLOOPY HHAAAANNNGGG ON!!!!!!!!"Bobby H
"You bring his punk a** in here and I'll give him a talk... I'll let him know what Judd is all about! I'll take him out back and we're gonna have a rumble... I'm gonna give him such a rumble people will be standing in line all the way to Burger King to see the rumble I'm gonna give him! I'm gonna start selling tickets right now to the rumble that I'm gonna give him..... damn wangsta." Judd
*From the cruise*
"Hey it's double the fun!" Jessa
~at the formal dinner after laughing at how much Daisha spent at the straw market~
*Daisha stands up*
"Hi. My name is Daisha Bowen. And I...I...I'm a shopaholic." *then sits down*
*This chaperone guy from the next table over stands up with perfect timing and the most serious look on his face*
"See look-he's one too" Daisha
*hysterical laughter*
"Most people think preacher's kids are bad. But I'm not bad. I used to be bad though."Daisha
"How were you bad?"
"Well, I used to cuss and smoke...and I used to get bad grades."
*More hysterical laughter*
*at Coco Cay Jess, Jessa, and Mella find some hammocks to lay in*
Mella gets in her hammock with little problem
Jessa kinda sits in hers and goes
"how am i supposed to lay down?"
"Just kinda kick your legs over a little and lay down"Mella
*Jessa kicks her legs a bit too hard and flips over the hammock in a complete circle and plops on the ground and gets covered in dirt*
Finally she gets in hers and so does Jess and not even 5min later Mella rolls out of hers
"What happened?"Jess and Jessa
"That stupid bird crapped on my foot!"Mella
"Junk in the trunk is a Thurman slam dunk.
Show me the flubber and I'll put on the rubber."-Alex Thurman.
J.A. Cob
Jessie's Girl
A-Dawg
Strawberry Shortcake, Belgium Waffles
Ford Model-T
WTF
Who the hell is Huff? WHAT?! You know a Puff too?!
*prank call*
Is my daddy there? He told me to call this number whenever I got hungry. He told me to call this number whenever I got thirsty and he said a big red truck would come spray our house with milk." Daisha
Bubbles!
Come here shugin! JBl
Don't call me that!....shugin! Matthew
"Hey you guys know that song Colt 45 by Afro Man? Well you know the part that goes 'Colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need we can go 40 miles at the door and smoke that tumbleweed? Why do they call them zigzags?"-Alex Thurman
"I'm not sure I guess it's the black way or something." Jacob
"We should make up a white way of saying it." Alex
"Yeah like death sticks." Jacob
At the Columbia contest JBl and Jamie Montalvo are checking this hot guy ou in the Columbia University band
"You know he'd be cute if he didn't look like a fish with his mouth hanging open like that." JBl
"Hey there little fella... I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy."
*While watching Big Fish in the theatre*
"Hey Jess there's you a man" (when the fat guy is in the tub getting scrubbed down)-John W
"umm how about no" JBl
"Hey John! it's your mom!!!!!!!" Matthew screams from the end of the row
*Playing pool*
Hey we have pretty balls! pretty balls pretty balls
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