The AX Report 2003

by Xoth, Master of Black Magic

Preface: Fooled You, Didn’t I?

    You may be wondering what happened to the abbreviated, mostly un-illustrated, crappier-than-usual AX Report 2003 that was here originally.  I am sad to report that it has not, in fact, been deleted from this site or from my computer.  However, I am pleased to announce that now, over a year after AX 2003, the complete, abundantly illustrated, crappy-as-ever AX ’03 Report is finished and uploaded!  There are several reasons for the extreme lateness, not the least of which is my own laziness.  But I also asked nicely for some help in writing the report from the others, who gave me some assurances but ZERO contributions.  I wound up dashing off that gloriously shitty short version as a placeholder.  But at any rate, I managed to finish the full report without assistance, and into your hands I commend it, dear readers.  So now you have a choice—or rather a catch-22.  You can read either the disappointingly but mercifully short single-page version or else the typical long-winded multipage extravaganza.  Die quickly, or die slowly; the choice is yours.  Ain’t democracy great?

Disclaimer: This account contains a lot that could offend people.  Sexual content.  Drug use.  Profanity.  Violence.  Celebrations of Japanese culture.  Non-white people.  Crudely drawn pictures.  Sentence fragments.  If anything in this account offends you, find another web page. If your kid reads something that offends you, tell them to find another web page.  If you’re really ticked off by it, then e-mail “cosmic_chicken” at “excite” dot “com” so I can ignore you.  Certain characters, events, etc. referred to and depicted in this account come from Japanese animated films and television series and are copyrighted by their respective companies.