Had you ever noticed that a bus ride is almost identical to an unhappy love affair?

Firstly, the driver (hereinafter referred to as “He”) picks you up.

He takes you for a ride, and you have to pay for everything.  He is such a control freak that he won’t allow you to eat, drink or even sing in his presence.  And as for smoking...!

Then when you let him know that you don’t want to go any further, he dumps you immediately, usually out into the street.

To add insult to injury, he then goes off to brazenly pick up the very next female who catches his eye, sometimes even picking up more than one at a time.  Had you ever noticed?