Vinny Vicks: I've got something to tell you? Ted Vicks: What!? What is it? Vinny Vicks: This isn't easy for me to say... Ted Vicks: It's okay, I'm your brother, you can tell me anything. Vinny Vicks: I....I have a gun. Ted Vicks: Oh. Vinny Vicks: I know, I should have told you earlier, but I was certain until now. Ted Vicks: It's fine. If you want to have a gun, you can have a gun, I've got no problem. Who am I to judge you just because you have a gun? I've got nothing wrong with people who have guns, as long as they don't come near me. Vinny Vicks: I'm sorry, I feel I've let you down. Ted Vicks: No you haven't, it's your decision, and if you want a gun, that's fine, just don't expect me to want you to shoot me in the face. Vinny Vicks: Thanks Ted, I'm glad you understand. Ted Vicks: I'm glad you felt as if you could tell me, you've done a brave thing. Vinny Vicks: That's been difficult to say, thank God I've said it though. God: There's no need to thank me, Vinny Vicks. Vinny Vicks: OH MY GOD! God: Yes? Vinny Vicks: You're God! God: Yes. Vinny Vicks: HOLY WOW! God: BLASPHEMY! HOW DARE THEE! Vinny Vicks: Forgive me father, for I have sinned. God: I ain't your father! Vinny Vicks: Then who is!? Narratator that speaks in a dramatic mode of speech that makes everyone want to sit upright and be unable to look away: WHO IS VINNY VICKS FATHER!? IS IT: GOD? TED VICKS? or SOMEONE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!? Ted Vicks: Well, I'm his brother, so it's not me. And God just said it wasn't him, so so it must be someone completely different. Narratator that speaks in a dramatic mode of speech that makes everyone want to sit upright and be unable to look away: Oh. Ted Vicks: I'm bored. Vinny Vicks: BABY ON BORED! God: I hate you. Vinny Vicks: But you're God, the one that loves everyone. God: Yes, but I only love everyone AFTER I recieve rape. [SOMETHING happens] God: NOW, I love you. Ted Vicks: Anyway, the plot? God: It's thickening. Ted Vicks: So is my blood. Vinny Vicks: What does that even mean? Ted Vicks: I don't know anymore, I've lost all sense of living. [Ted Vicks commits suicide.] Vinny Vicks: HOLY CRAP! You can't commit suicide, this is a prequel! [Ted Vicks un-commits suicide.] Ted Vicks: IT'S IS!? Vinny Vicks: Of course it is, otherwise we would already know that God is Gary Oldman. Ted Vicks: God is Gary Oldman!? God: Shhhhsh, it's a secret thus far. Ted Vicks: But surely everyone knows it, as they've read the first two, so although a a prequel, EVERYONE knows what happens to us at the end. God: Yes, but it has to fit in, and no-one can have suspicsions that I'm Gary Oldman in the chronilogical view. Ted Vicks: I'm confused. Vinny Vicks: Basically, we just have to go through some funny events without dying, and end up where we started. Ted Vicks: Sounds like a crap idea. Vinny Vicks: It is, but this is the third one, the third of everything always sucks. Ted Vicks: Examples? Vinny Vicks: Godfather Part III, Return of the Jedi, Michael Jackson's third face. [EXPLOSION HAPPENS] Vinny Vicks: What was that? Ted Vicks: What was what? Vinny Vicks: I don't know. God: There was an explosion! Vinny Vicks: OMG!!!!!1 God: However, it was just a Chemistry experiment, and it happened on the other side of the world, so it's un-important. Vinny Vicks: Like your existence then. HAHAHA! I insulted your IMMORTAL POWERS. God: SNiff. Mr. Schnapps: What ho! What ho! What ho! God: OH MY GOD! God's God: What? God: It's the sailor from Othello. Mr. Schnapps: Actually, 'smee, Mr. Schnapps. Vinny Vicks: Haven't I seen you before? Mr. Schnapps: No. But you'll see me again. Vinny Vicks: Oh. Ted Vicks: I'm off to question random people about their preferences about the Beatles. [Ted Vicks buggers off] God's God: THIS IS MADNESS! God: Not really. God's God: Not this, but *THIS*! [God's God holds up a Suggs CD] God: That's MADNESS! Mr. Schnapps: It's also a bad joke. [Vinny Vicks squints at Mr. Schnapps evilly] [Mr. Schnapps squints at Vinny Vicks evilly] [God squints through his glasses, evilly] Vinny Vicks: HOLY CURFODDLE STICKS! You're Mr. 38uy54! Mr. Schnapps/Mr. 38uy54: Yes, but don't tell ANYONE else (especially some random guy called Timmy that I may or may not randomly meet. Vinny Vicks: I'm going. God: Me too, Vinny Vicks, do you want a ride in my Corvette? Vinny Vicks: Sure, I just hope it doesn't blow up (5 balloons and a condom). [Vinny Vicks and God bugger off in their corvette, literally.] God's God: I wonder what my existence proves? Mr. S/Mr. 3: That there is always someone higher up than yourself. God's God: Not really, I'm higher than everyone. Mr. S/Mr. 3: Even Robert Downey Jr.? [The Boat Comes In] Mr. S/Mr. 3: HOLY CRAP! The Boat came in. God's God: I love it when things come in(side me). Mr. S/Mr. 3: I'm scared and aroused. God's God: Those two always coincide. Boat: I'm a boat. Narratator that speaks in a dramatic mode of speech that makes everyone want to sit upright and be unable to look away: IS BOAT TELLING THE TRUTH!? IS S/HE REALLY A BOAT? Boat: Yes. [Boat pours gravy over everyone.] God's God: Oh, hahaha, it's a gravy boat, what a twist! Narratator that speaks in a dramatic mode of speech that makes everyone want to sit upright and be unable to look away: IT WAS SUCH A TWIST, THAT EVERYTHING ENDED RIGHT THEN!