Mullet Prince of Darkness

"Embrace the hellfire! HELLFIRE!!"
screams the banshee Bolton

Michael Bolton is very popular among older and unattractive women, but there is a VERY dark side to this man. Bolton was once a member of the Mulletocracy and was Fortensky's right hand man, but Bolton despised such subservience. Bolton began to covet Fortensky's ever lengthening mullet and his throne. Bolton began to withdraw from mullet society and began to worship pagan gods such as Mullestophiles. It is said that Bolton made a pact with the fallen angel of mullet in order to topple Fortensky. It is an errie coinsidence that Fortensky was removed from the throne shortly after Bolton became a hermit.

Since Cyrus has gained the throne, strange things have happened: Bolton demullified himself, and soon after, Cyrus' mullet began to shrink! No one knows just what Bolton is up too, but it cannot be good! Despite his demullification, Bolton has been spotted with his full mullet after dark. What type of shape-shifting mullet-witchcraft is this?? Only the Dark Prince knows! Sometimes at night, in the dark forests of Hazzard County, you can hear Bolton belting out one of his blood-curdling ballads in front of a fire...

This has become frightening