Summer is here and so is summer camp! So here's a message to all parents from all the children forced to go to summer camp just so their parents can get some nookie while the kids are away. After all that's what summer camp is for, to get the kid's out of the house long enough to forget that the little rug-rats were there.
But enough of the bitterness. On with the message!
Special thanks to my Uncle Leroy for recording the message many many years ago when he had to endure summer camp, back before the child abuse and child labor laws were enforced.