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Camilla Anderson in the Chaucer Hotel bar on Friday afternoon, shortly after everyone had arrived back from Eastwell Manor.
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Craig, Dave and Mills chill out on the patio before dinner.
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Craig became acutely aware of the refined surroundings and polite company as he struggled to hold in the enormous fart.
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Vanessa beams another megawatt smile as she gets ready for the evening guests to arrive.
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The start of the Evening Reception. From the left: Vanessa Horton-Szar, Joanna Groombridge, Mun-Yee Tung, Mark Dayer, Arucha Anderson,
Eugene Ong, Sarah Starr, Aisha Miah, Catherine Lawson, Duncan Coles & Mat Thomas.
The two of us at the start of the evening - not looking sweaty and dishevelled yet!
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Cutting the cake - it really had to be pink, there was no other choice...
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Dan trying very hard not to step on Vanessa's feet...
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Vanessa eyes up the wedding cake hungrily...
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The Greene sisters larging it up again. It was becoming apparent to all that they did this sort of thing
rather a lot, but luckily they knew that Dan would be a sobering influence on young Vanessa...
Bern and Zan cuddle for the cameras. Dave wanted to get some mud and sell tickets but they weren't having any of it.
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The First Dance, to Say What You Want by Texas. We were joined halfway through by Dave and Rich, who were clearly overcome by the moment...
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Miss Filipa Maia and Mr Max Tomlinson strut their funky stuff on the dance floor.
Or something like that, anyway...
On good form as usual, Vanessa was always jumping on the nearest unwary chap - in this case Sid Koka...
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...and Manish as well, just for good measure of course!
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Dan points to his willy again, but no-one takes any notice...
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The three of us were just a little bit chuffed with ourselves at this point.
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We were having trouble working out exactly what Mrs Rachel Foster had been up to under the table,
until we remembered the rather satisfied grin Alan had been wearing for most of the evening...
Martyn Reeves and Liz Everest - watch how Liz cunningly predicts the moment of exposure and protects her eyes from the harsh flashbulb!
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Suddenly Richard came over all queer...
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When Valerie Mooney asked the DJ to play The Full Monty she had no idea that the lads from the Stag Weekend would
actually go through with it... from the left: Nick Sherwin, Ben Hunter, Dan Horton-Szar (back to camera), Richard Taylor,
Duncan Coles and Dave Butler. Mat Thomas was noticeably hiding in the bar.
We had absolutely no idea why we were doing this!
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Work it, baby, work it! Own it...
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Vanessa was quick to get in on the action, and inspected the chaps for concealed weaponry.
We'd reached the point where we had to decide whether or not to keep our trousers on...
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...and we were planning on ending with a moon, but Vanessa kept on pulling our trousers back up!
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Despite the number of flashguns firing during the boys' routine, this is mercifully the
only picture we could find of Dan with his clothes off.
Comedy Dave Butler, Duncan "the photograph wasn't enhanced, honest!" Coles and Craig "I'm a little teapot" Anderson.
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The Pink Ladies: Zanna Clarke, Vanessa Horton-Szar and Camilla Anderson.
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From the left: Ben Hunter, Manish Raval, Mat Thomas and Dan Horton-Szar in the last moments of the
evening reception. Remember, Red Bull gives you wings...
Eddy gets a helping hand from his daughter to find his way back to the bar...
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Later in the evening, when we had all drunk the bar dry and made them run out to buy more Red Bull. Dan still standing!
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Dan and Vanessa at the end of their wedding day - shortly before retiring to the bridal suite
and falling asleep very quickly. Any funny business was going to have to wait until Portugal,
because we were bloody knackered!