Chevettes That Defy Description

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Some are not chevettes.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b2902c0.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="300" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> A Unique new method of supercharging your vehicle!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b490350.jpg" border=0 width="400" height="309" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Police Budget cutbacks have forced headquarters to economize on certain frills.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b553130.jpg" border=0 width="851" height="275" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> I'd like to see this thing built...</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b6860c0.jpg" border=0 width="390" height="268" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Don't try this at home, kids.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0b7fac30.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="195" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> I bet that corners real well... Very aerodynamic too...</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="08df4e50.gif" border=0 width="500" height="229" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> I bet that hurt.... Apparently the guy survived the crash!... Maybe he drove it home, too!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0a1ad420.jpg" border=0 width="429" height="322" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Why didn't he paint the exhaust manifold with manifold paint? The abscence of any alternator or battery baffles me.</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="07f5e840.jpg" border=0 width="350" height="132" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> If you Drink, don't Paint!</div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="0bb58900.jpg" border=0 width="600" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> What a fine offroader! This may void your tire warranty.</div> </td> </tr></table></body>