Three Scientists were talking to God when one said, "Hey God, we don't need you any more we can make Man ourselves."

God said "Oh, really!"

The scientists said, "Yea, as a matter of fact, why don't we have a contest to see who can make a man faster, you or us."

God said, "Okay."

The scientists returned to their lab and started discussing how to go about making a man. It was generally agreed that they would need some dirt to start with. So, the first scientist went out and scooped up a big pile of dirt. Just then, a bolt of lightning struck the ground near the man making him drop his shovel full of dirt.

Looking up at God he said, "What?"

God quickly returned, "Get your own dirt!!"