A Really Bad Ranma/SM X-Over

By: Deus-Ex-Machina

Disclaimer: I don't own nothin'.

Crossover between Ranma/SM (DUH), will also have were-cheetah idea from Gold Diggers

Ranma is extremely intelligent, and knows Chinese, English and a few other languages (In other words, if he's been where they speak the language, he has a good grasp of it.)

Created with crossover creator.  Will be Lemon See below.

Generated theme song: 6 turn on radio, whatever is playing. (LITTLE DATE a Ranma theme)

Generated Pretense: 2 Lemon

Generated Entrance: 4 Ranma moves in with Mother, in Juuban

Generated the not-so-important-plot: 6 new enemy appears with help of old enemy

Generated the end-to-fiancées: 5 Genma died in China, so he never runs into them

Generated background info: 2 once main match-up is revealed, the story stops (May not follow)

Generated main relationship: 3 eventually getting together, Ranma object of secret crush by Saturn

Generated plot twist: 6 Ranma is injured! Another love-interest/lemon-scene develops with Sailor Terra (or authors choice) (May use Creative License)

Generated Lemon Rolls: 4 (May use, and/or mix up, all of the below just to be sadistic.)

If not already taken by Ranma, Moon has relations with Jupiter

Disgusting interlude about Luna/Artemis, or a Bondage scene between two untaken Senshi and Ranma!

Chibi-Usa travels back in time to become Ranma's intrest (adult Usa, you sickos!)

Uranus or Neptune makes an advance at Ranma. If one is already involved with him, the other tries to make a three-way!

Warning, this will be STUPID!  Don't know how long it will be.  In this reality Genma has trained Ranma as much as he can, including the Forbidden Techniques, since he won't survive China.

Prologue:

Ranma followed his father to the last stop on this long trip, Jusenkyo.  As they get closer Ranma feels a sense of foreboding but does not know why.  Cresting the last ridge before the training ground, they are in awe of what they see.  Hundreds, possibly thousands, of pools litter the valley floor, with at least one bamboo pole sticking out of each.

Suddenly Genma drops his pack and jumps onto one of the poles crying out, "Come on boy, fight me, unless youre scared like a little girl!"

Ranma drops his pack and hops onto a pole, saying, "Bring it on pops."

"I'm not gonna hold back on you boy!"

"Like you ever do, Pops."

After that verbal exchange they launch themselves at each other in a blur of motion.  They are punching, kicking, and blocking faster than any untrained human can see with the naked eye.  On the fourth such exchange, Ranma gets a good hit in, sending his father straight into one of the pools.

When Ranma lands le looks into the pool and calls out, "We done already Pop?"  What Ranma saw next was not what he was expecting.

Out from the pool below came a large wolf, coming straight at him, causing him to jump back in surprise, missing the next pole as he launched a vacuum blade at the dangerous animal.  The wolf was hit in the back with the vacuum blade, cutting the spinal column in two as Ranma fell into the waters of the pool below.  When he surfaced he saw the wolf lying on the ground mostly unmoving, then noticed his balance was off.  Looking down and opening his gi top he sees that he now has breasts, and screams.  Soon he got out of the water, though, and realized that the wolf must have been his father. 

Stumbling toward the wolf, slightly off balance due to the new center of gravity, he tripped on a stone in his path and fell into another spring.  This time when he looked down he saw that he was now also covered in yellow fur with black spots.  Ignoring it for the moment in favor of his injured father, he found that for some reason his balance is slightly better, so he quickly reached his father and knelt beside him as his breathing slowed.

"I'm sorrrrry fatherrr.  I panicked.  Now I have cost you yourrrr life.  I will rrrreturrrn home when I no longerrr panic at the drrrop of a hat, and maybe find a currrre.  But no matterrrr what I will prrrrotect the weak.  Arrrre you sufferrrring pop?"  The wolf, Genma, nods.  "Should I end it forrr you?"  Another nod.  "Thanks, Pop, forrr all you've done forrr me.  I will neverrr forrrget you."  With those words, he reached out and snapped Genma's neck ending his pain.

Picking up Genma's body, he headed to their gear, and put him down by the packs.  Standing again he wandered over to a pool and looked at his new reflection.  What he saw in the pool was a mixture of some kind of large cat (Cheetah, but he didn't know that) and a human female, initially flinching at the sight before he realized that strangely enough he doesn't feel the fear of the Neko-ken.  Returning to the equipment, he picked up the packs and body, then walked off into the woods, down a different trail than he arrived on.

After walking for a while, he got off the path, found a decent burial spot, and buried his father.  After returning to the path he continued on, after cloaking himself in the Umi-Sen-Ken.  Soon after starting on the path again he found himself in a village of fighters.  Not wanting to draw attention to himself, he stayed cloaked, watching a tournament, and the interactions of the people.  After the tournament was over, he decided to stay in the area to pick up some new techniques.

The next morning he was awakened by the sounds of exertion nearby.  Cloaking himself, he followed the sounds to their source, finding what appeared to be an advanced training ground.  Using his now enhanced hearing he listened as the training, and the purpose of the training for the breaking point, Kachu Tenshin Amaguriken, ki-blasts and Hiryuu Shoten Ha techniques are explained to the respective students, then he moved off to a distance where he could no longer hear the village or other trainees, and trained himself in the techniques.  It takes him but a week to master the new techniques, but he continued to train in the breaking point and chestnut fist (With and increasing number of chestnuts and increasingly hotter fires) for another week to get faster and stronger.  He also found in this time that he was starting to gain complete control of the Neko-ken.

After he finished training in the techniques, he headed back toward Japan, following the address that was in his father's pack, using his cloaking technique whenever there was anyone nearby, and swimming to the coast of Japan.  When he reached the shore he walked toward his mothers house in Juuban, knowing that as he was he wouldn't be welcome, but wanting to protect her if he could none-the-less.

"Alright, Ranma, where am I now?"  This question was being asked of himself quite frequently since he was now in a city and needed to find somewhere without being noticed.  "Alright, the map said Juuban was this way."  He mumbled to himself a few quite remarks about being almost as bad as someone he knew in junior high.

Somewhere Ryoga sneezes.

After reaching Juuban, and remaining cloaked, he decided to explore the area, to see if he could find his house, and figure out the layout of the land.

It was not long before he spotted something happening in a park nearby, and since it sounded like a battle, he decided to check it out to make sure no one was hurt.  What he saw in the park horrified him.  Nine young women in sailor fukus trying to fight off what looked like a multi-tentacled sex-demon from some doujin, while several women were trying to escape, many of which had most of their clothes ripped off, while the demon was trying to rape them, not very successfully due to the fact that when a tentacle got to close to one of those spots a magical attack would hit the tentacle, but each time it was getting closer, and each time, the one who shot the attack got closer to being raped herself.

'Time to fulfill my promise to Pop that I'd protect the weak.'  Thought Ranma even as s/he launched a vacuum blade at some of the tentacles holding some innocents captive, sheering the tentacles off completely, as s/he lost his cloak.

The monster bellows in pain and looks at Ranma even as its prisoners fled, not even looking at who saved them, thinking that it was one of the sailor-suited girls.  The only one of the sailor-suited girls that looked toward him was the one that appeared to be the youngest and was holding a long pole weapon, a glaive.  She smiles at him and starts walking toward who she knew had helped them out.

As Saturn approached Ranma, s/he threw another vacuum blade at the tentacles attacking the senshi, cutting those off as well, even as Sailor Moon fired off her MOON SPIRAL HEART ATTACK, destroying the demon.  When Ranma noticed that Saturn was approaching him, he started to back away so that they didn't think that he was with the enemy, but by that time she was almost to him.

The other Senshi started to look around for Saturn at that point, noticed where she was heading, and started running after her, telling her to get out of the way so they could destroy the youma.

When Ranma heard what they were yelling, he turned and fled, gathering the cloak of the Umi-Sen-Ken around himself, then hiding nearby to see what would transpire next.

"What did you chase her away for?  If she hadn't helped, we might not have destroyed the daimon in time to keep it from raping those people and us!"  Saturn was screaming at her teammates, something very rare for her to do, even if she has been getting a little more independent since she had entered high school.  "She could have turned out to be a friend and ally, and you just chase her away."

By this time the other Senshi are looking rather uncomfortable, but Uranus speaks up for all of them by saying, "It looked like a youma.  In fact it probably was, when else have we encountered something that looked like a human female mixed with something else.  It probably just wanted to get us to trust it, so that it could destroy us!"

By this time the others are looking between Saturn and Uranus, not able to decide whom to side with.  Eventually Moon speaks, "If what Saturn says is true, then next time we see her we might try to speak with her before attacking, but if she attacks us, we will need to defend ourselves."  After that they split up to head for home.

When Ranma heard what was said, he decided to watch the Senshi, starting with Saturn because she seemed the nicest of the bunch.  So, after they finished speaking, he started to follow Saturn, and the others that she was with, while under the cloak of the Umi-Sen-Ken.  Watching as they detransform, he memorizes which face belongs to which Senshi (having heard their names in the fight), and also learned their real names when they spoke to each other.

"So, Setsuna, who was that cat-girl that Hotaru said helped us out?"  The one who was Uranus asks.

"I am unsure, but I plan on finding out, Haruka." Setsuna replied evenly.  "Michiru, what does your mirror tell us about her?"

Michiru, after looking into some sort of mirror, replies with, "Not much, and what I do get is confusing.  I see a young man, probably around 15 or 16, well muscled, but not a body builder, with black hair in a pigtail.  Then I get an image of a valley with hundreds of springs, with bamboo sticking out of them.  That is all I get."

After that, the four Senshi and Ranma enter a large house, and Ranma thinks on what he had seen and heard in the last few minutes, while making sure to hide well.  Unfortunately for Ranma, all of the talking that would do him any good, stopped right before entering the house, and at the moment he couldn't leave without raising suspicion.

After about an hour, Hotaru headed off to get ready for bed, while Ranma followed her to her room to talk.  Once inside her room he droped the cloak and covered her mouth, whispering urgently in her ear in a pleading voice, "Please don't scream, I won't hurt you I promise.  You're the first person to even say anything nice about me since I started to look like this, so please don't scream.  I want to have a friend, but I couldn't approach anyone in the open looking like I do," by this time in his speech he was trembling, with tears coursing down his cheeks, and, though he didn't realize it, he had released her mouth already, and she could feel his tears as they brush her cheek on the way down his.

She turned around and smileed comfortingly, "Don't worry, I won't scream.  When I saw you earlier, I thought you might need a friend, possibly more than I do, because I can at least pass as normal, while you look different.  I would love to be your friend.  My names Hotaru, by the way, what's yours?"

Ranma looked at her in complete shock, and then broke down, crying a little more without realizing it.  "My name is Ranma Saotome, of the Anything Goes School of Martial Arts.  Thank you.  It has been so long since anyone was willing to be my friend."  After he said this, Hotaru reached out and gave him a large hug, causing him to stiffen momentarily, before he relaxed.

"You're really pretty, you know that, Ranma-chan?"  Hotaru asked him, causing him to stiffen in her grip once more, which did not go unnoticed.  "Whats wrong, Ranma-chan?"

Looking into her eyes, he saw genuine concern, so he relented and told her about Jusenkyo, and how he was not even sure if he would ever be human, much less in his own body, again.  After his story, she gave him a hug and told him that she would see if anyone she knew could help him.

After he finished the story she said, "You can sleep in here tonight with me, that way you won't be all alone, and since were both girls, at the moment anyway, it shouldn't be a problem.  You just need to get up with the alarm, and make yourself invisible again, so mama and papa dont find you, okay?"  Ranma looked at her wearily before nodding his ascent (Though Ranma was very intelligent, he had no clue about the differences between men and women, except for the physical differences.  He also had no concept of modesty, masculine or feminine, due to almost no contact whatsoever with the opposite sex, nor did he have any idea where babies came from.  He had less knowledge on that topic than a preschooler does, so naturally he was confused about the relivance of the comment about both being girls).

Ranma took off his pack (having removed all the necessary equipment from his fathers pack and packing it in his own pack using the hidden weapons technique after having learned it by observing an Amazon male who was practicing it) and hid it in the closet after stripping (having fur also allows him to be mostly decent even naked, whether or not he has any modesty, as well as keeping him warm) and putting his clothes in his pack in a separate compartment.  Using hidden weapons, he made sure that nobody but himself could find his pack, then climbed into the bed when Hotaru asked him to.

After getting in bed Hotaru snuggled up to him and startd rubbing his fur, and despite himself he started to purr softly.  Giggling quietly, Hotaru says, "You're soft Ranma-chan."  Then under her breath, not meaning for him to hear (though he did due to his super hearing), she added, "I could get used to this."  After saying that, she quickly fell asleep still stroking Ranma's fur lightly.

Ranma looked at her and thinks to himself, 'This is comfortable.  I never thought that being this close to someone could be so comfortable, or, for that matter, I never thought being pet like a cat would feel so good.' *Purrrrr*  Soon after thinking this, he too fell asleep, keeping all of his senses on high alert, even while continuing to purr under Hotaru's sleepy ministrations.

Authors Rant: Thought I might try my hand out on this type of story.  Don't know anything 'bout Sailor Moon, 'cept what I read in fanfiction, and most of that is crossovers, so if you find Characters OOC, that's why.  If Ranma is OOC, well, good, he's supposed to be, so there. ;-p