Orlov Blackjack
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: I'm real by um who the hell knows?
Okay, I've gotten a few comments from people either wondering what Orlov blackjack is or what the rules are, so here you go.

The Original Rules of Orlov Blackjack as written by Bur and Tne

1. The majority of the group shall declare who is the Orlov, typically the newest member of the group. Any person who rejects the Orlov Playing Style will be made into the Orlovs, if they still bitch they must be promptly kicked in the shin, mocked, and thrown out of the table. If possible, also steal any money they have on them, but please be polite and leave them enough for bus fare, unless they have a pass.

2. The purpose of the game is for all non-Orlovs to get as close to 21 as possible without going over 32. The Orlov must get as close to 21 as possible without going over 13.

3.If the Orlov loses a hand, he/she must
A) buy a round for the table
B) Do something to amuse the table
If the Orlov fails to amuse the table, the other players have the right to cause him pain to amuse themselves.

4. Mocking the Orlov earns bonus cards, or cards that may be switched with the players current cards as the player wishes.

5. If the table votes, one of the members must remove an article of clothing or pay one dollar to each non-Orlov individual at the table, Orlovs are not allowed to vote.

6. These rules are subject to change whenever a majority of the non-Orlovs vote to change them.


7. If a non-Orlov somehow manages to lose a hand, they will be imediatly declared and Orlov and penalized 1 article of clothing, 10 dollars and be beaten by another player.

have fun with that,
Regent aka Katie