Limp Rewrite
Mood:  silly
Now Playing: I'll be Okay by Limp
To all of you, the verses, but the chorus is for Alex only:

Listen up, listen up!
Here we go
It's a fucked world
We're a fucked up place
Everybody's judged by their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
Fucked up life
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
And fucked dads
Just a fucked up a cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
With fucked up pay
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up pain
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
Well, my playas in the back
With the fact of the fires
Ain't it a shame that you can't say "Fuck"
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
With a fucked up mouth
A nine ninch nail
I'll get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up boys
Who like fucked up sex
Fake ass titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do?
We fucked up me
And fucked up you

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Ain't life a bitch?
A fucked up bitch
A fucked up soul with a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
Is a fucked up shame
Runnin wit my boys
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy filling up a fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say "Fuck", two more times
That's twenty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

You wanna fuck me like an animal
You'd like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I'm a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me

Yeah, Alex needs to burn in hell and die. Wow, I love Garrett. A lot. Amazingly so, in fact. I'm going to go think about that. By the way, Woozy's a bitch. Yeah, you read that right. Not that you care. God I love Garrett! It's not even funny how much I love that boy. But hey, Nykko thinks I ought to add in his rewrite of another Limp song with mine, so here's Nykkos Limp Rewrite entitled: Regent Rebel

Livin' in the fast lane
This is dedicated to you Regent
You are my favorite muther fucker
I told you, didn't I?

Drama makes the world go around
Does anybody got a problem with that?
Her business is her business
Who's guilty?
Can she get a witness?
First things first
The Regent Tigress is my girl Silk
Starbucks lisence to kill
A redneck fuchater from barrington hill
Bangin' in the hipster jeans funk
Her microphone machete's in the back of her trunk
Rocker's who's steady with the
He says, she says
And don't forget about the tigress navigation system
Don't hate her
She's just an alien
With thirty seven tons of new millenium
Dum diddie dum
Where's it coming from?
Regent Tigress, come and get some
Oh no, which way to go
To the dance floor
It's on herstereo
Pay her much mind
Shes brought on wars
About twenty eight times
And her boys keep their pants saggy
Keep a skateboard
A spray can, for the taggin'
And she keep a lot of boys in her beer wagon
Cause she don't give a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

Shes just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

the best crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane

Take two
Hoo haa!
Now who's the star, sucker?
She's the tigress
You silly mutherfucker
Puff puff
Give the marujuana cig
Oops
she don't even smoke
But she love the way it smells
Here's a toast to the hottest female
Sippin' on champagne from a seashell
any boy who cop a feel
we pop his ass like a zit
With the tigress navigation system

She no cheap thrill baby
Fill the briefcase with three dollar bills
she chills wit just an ordinary run of the mill fella
Spittin' out hella mic skillz
And I'm 'a keep my pants saggy
Keep a skateboard
A spray can, for the taggin'
And she keep a lot of boys in her beer wagon
Cause she don't give a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

Shes just a crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
Livin' life in the fast lane

The best crazy mutherfucker
Livin' it up
Not giving a fuck
In the fast lane

Cause she finds it so easy
To tell a lie
but she'd never run and hide
But it's not easy to be alive
So don't be wasting
None of her time

Plugging in her soul
She's a renegade riot getting out of control
She's gonna keep it alive
And continue to be
Flying like an eagle
To her destiny
So can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
Can you feel me? (Hell yeah)
If you feel mutherfucker then you'll say (Hell yeah)
Hell yeah, She's livin' life in the fast lane



Thanks Nykko, you're awesome! I'll catch ya'll lata.

Thug Love,
Regent aka Katie