Alexi...Alexi....Alexi...
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Get Back by Luda
Alexi and I had an interesting phone conversation today...

Me: Merhaba?
Alex: Regent? Since when do you speak TURKISH? Oh well. It doesn't matter.
Me: If I say it's not me, will you believe me?
Alex: No.
Me: Oh, it was worth a try.
Alex: Be serious for a moment, alright?
Me: Okay. What's up?
Alex: Why won't Sel go out with me?
Me: What????
Alex: I asked her out, and she just started laughing and hung up...
Me: Oh. Oh you dear boy. Sel has a girlfriend. Meaning of course that she is both already seeing someone and is a lesbian.
Alex: So what? I could get a sex change...Me: I think you value... something... too much.
Alex: Probably. Will you go out with me?Me: Nope. Try Elise.
Alex: Well, you don't have to get MEAN about it.
So if anyone sees Alexi, make crude jokes about him and Elise. It's very entertaining. Also (how crazy is this?) Jakh got arrested for underage drinking last night. Oh, you read that correctly. They thought his ID was fake and took him down to the station before they would admit that he really is twenty two and let him go!
Which reminds me... someone please tell Woozy that no, Maf didn't mean to steal his girlfriend, it's just that lean pockets are very tasty (and low in calories!!!).
I'm going to gamble that Avia won't be reading this, so I'm going to say this once and for all. I did not have any involvement with the Avia/Byleth Clash, I was not aware of it, and if I had been aware of it, I would have been with Byleth anyway. Avia is a friend, but Byleth was my.... well, there's hardly words for that. We were close, let's just put it that way. I rep with Avia, he's my dawg, but that's it.
To happier news! Aidan is now a full twenty one years of age! HURRAY! Wait, that means he can now LEGALLY drink. BOO!
What else... what else... oh yeah, Cones rock.
Live free or 42,
Regent aka Katie

This is it. I'm done now.
Mood:  lazy
Now Playing: Lovers and Friends by Lil Jon and the East Side Boyz, Usher, and Luda
I promise that this is the last Blog. I Swear it! The other three weren't my fault, I swear. Diary of Me died because, well, probably because I ran off to Chitown. HoR died because Bur and I became way too busy to post, Mac went and got a job (why, I don't know), and Maf got eaten by a blender. And Dionysus Lives.... okay, so that was my fault because I pissed off that hacker kid Mixx, but oh well. This one is here to stay, I swear!
I am under strict instruction by Sel (you know, the cool hot chick who you want to sleep with? Apparently that's her official title now, I can't say I disaggre ; ) ) to inform you that... oh, what was it.... oh, yeah, that Alex and her are NOT dating. I guess everyone forgot that Sel is a chick who likes chicks. Although Alexi is very feminine, she still hates him. As do we all, right?
I want to shout out to everyone who is a member of the AZ TCPS, espically my boy Calvin and my girl Michelle. Calvin is my recently adopted cone, and Michelle has always been my girl, so it's LIKE THAT!
No idea as to why that sentance was belligerent. I suppose it could have something to do with the fact that my debate coach is a slacking stoner.
I also want to thank Garrett, not just for being awesome and hott and whatnot, but he also discovered a new species of cone! I came across this same cone that he told me about while in the grocery store, so it's crazy like that.
And the rumors about my brother, Aaron (not Jack - although that would make me laugh even harder) posted semi-nude pictures of himself and his friend on the net? True, if you want to see look around DeviantArt for 'ugly loser kids taking off their clothes'. That should find it for ya.
Also, MAJOR SHOUT OUT to my girl Courtney - Get better soon, you freaking sociopath!
Keepin it Surreal,
Regent AKA Katie