Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Galaxy Song by Eric Idle
Topic: Utter Insanity
Okay, so a lot of this is quotes by Jack Handy because I decided to try my hand at the famous quote based harrasment bits. It turned out pretty good... sorry Jim : )


RegentTigress: NI!
templarjim565: ...
RegentTigress: I think I've made a mistake
templarjim565: ...
RegentTigress: I thought the state appointed shrink was my friend : (
RegentTigress: turns out he's not
templarjim565: you've made your LAST mistake
RegentTigress: really? does that mean you're gonna kill me?
templarjim565: he told me everything I need to know... WITCH!
RegentTigress: ......you know a little trick I've learned for when I want to kill people? To calm myself down I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.
templarjim565: SEE!
RegentTigress: see what?
templarjim565: that's black magic
templarjim565: heretic
RegentTigress: Oh.
RegentTigress: like voodoo?
RegentTigress: Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
templarjim565: I knew I'd have to set you on fire someday, you foul heretic
RegentTigress: oh
RegentTigress: I think if I'm ever on fire, I'll try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw me into a panic.
templarjim565: don't worry
RegentTigress: okay!
templarjim565: I wouldn't let you have a mirror
RegentTigress: Oh
RegentTigress: that'd wouldn't be cool of you!
templarjim565: you'd probably cast some evil spell
templarjim565: WITCH!
RegentTigress: you know, the indians allowed me freedom when I was their captive
RegentTigress: I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads
RegentTigress: it was only later that I discovered they weren't indians but all dirty clothes hampers
templarjim565: that's beacause YOU turned those poor bastards into hampers with your black magic... you damn WITCH!
RegentTigress: ...............................witches don't sink
RegentTigress: kinda like swans!
RegentTigress: everyone is always like "swans mate for life, so should humans"
RegentTigress: but I say that's stupid
RegentTigress: because if you were a swan, it's not like a better looking swan is going to come around
RegentTigress: and I'd rather be rich than stupid
templarjim565: ...
templarjim565: well
templarjim565: one thing's for sure'
templarjim565: you're CRAZY like a witch
RegentTigress: crazy?!
RegentTigress: I WAS CRAZY ONCE!
RegentTigress: they put me in a mental institution
RegentTigress: I died there
RegentTigress: they put me in the ground... there were worms
RegentTigress: I hate worms. Worms make me crazy
RegentTigress: Crazy?!
RegentTigress: I WAS CRAZY ONCE!
templarjim565: STOP IT!
RegentTigress: they put me in a mental institution....
templarjim565: ENOUGH!
RegentTigress: enough?!
templarjim565: don't try your mind tricks on me heretic!
RegentTigress: KATJUSHA!
templarjim565: I'll burn you back to last TUESDAY!
RegentTigress: NO! I HATE TUESDAYS!
RegentTigress: wait, no I don't! what am I saying!
RegentTigress: I love tuesdays!
RegentTigress: Tuesdays were the days when I would go with my friends and visit Uncle Caveman
RegentTigress: we'd all go play in his cave, and once in a while he'd eat one of us
RegentTigress: it wasn't until much later I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear
templarjim565: AH HA!
RegentTigress: ?! A ha? Just one?
templarjim565: more heretical tendencies!
templarjim565: practice of bestiality and animal worship!
templarjim565: heresy!
RegentTigress: .................ew!
RegentTigress: it wasn't like that!
RegentTigress: he was my uncle! what do I sound like, some kinda freak?
templarjim565: yes
RegentTigress: oh
RegentTigress: you're calling me a freak?!
RegentTigress: you know
RegentTigress: everyone called my granddaddy a freak too
RegentTigress: just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store didn't pay much, but he felt it was better than what everybody else did, which was go up to the volcano and collect the gold nuggets it shot out every day. It turned out he was right. After forty years, the volcano petered out. Everybody left town, and the hardware store went broke. Finally he decided to collect gold nuggets too, but there weren't many left by then. Plus, he broke his leg and the doctor's bills were real high.

templarjim565: so... he made the wrong choice and was stupid?
RegentTigress: NO!
RegentTigress: he was fucking ace!
templarjim565: probably because HE WAS A WITCH TOO!
RegentTigress: but, witches know magic
RegentTigress: OOOOH! I KNOW A MAGIC TRICK!
templarjim565: your entire family is rife with HERESY!
templarjim565: WITCH!
templarjim565: cast not your spells at me!
RegentTigress: The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

templarjim565: ...
RegentTigress: TRANS MIT LAIBACJ!
RegentTigress: katjusha.
templarjim565: maybe you AREN'T a witch...
templarjim565: maybe you're just... stupid
RegentTigress: But! I thought we was gonna set me on fire!
RegentTigress: speaking of stupid
RegentTigress: if you're ever in war, instead of throwing a gernade, throw one of those little pumpkins to make everyone stop and think about how stupid war is
RegentTigress: ....and then, while they're thinking, throw a REAL grenade at the dumb bastards
templarjim565: you ARE just stupid
templarjim565: whew
templarjim565: I was worried there
templarjim565: HEY!
RegentTigress: hey?
templarjim565: THAT SHRINK WAS THE WITCH!
RegentTigress: ! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST THE BASTARDS!
templarjim565: damn it
RegentTigress: stupid face
templarjim565: fooled again
RegentTigress: haha
RegentTigress: FAILURE!
templarjim565: this has got to be the THIRD time this month...
templarjim565: damn tricky witches
templarjim565: I blame that Nazi pope
RegentTigress: omg, speaking of tricky
templarjim565: John Paul II would have given me GOOD leads
RegentTigress: I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off!
RegentTigress: also, baby duck hat would be good for parties
templarjim565: ...
templarjim565: are you drunk?
RegentTigress: .....No. I just don't like ducks.
templarjim565: ok
RegentTigress: NOR DO I LIKE DOLPHINS
RegentTigress: okay, if you met two guys and one was named hambone and the other was named flippy, which one do you think would like dolphins more?
templarjim565: ...
templarjim565: flippy?
RegentTigress: You would think
RegentTigress: but you'd be wrong
RegentTigress: it's hambone,
RegentTigress: .
templarjim565: why?
RegentTigress: .....
RegentTigress: because it JUST FUCKING IS, BACK THE FUCK OFF MAN!
RegentTigress: ....
RegentTigress: Yeah. So. Anyhow. Jello is cool.
templarjim565: you're drunk
templarjim565: or high...
templarjim565: or have had too much caffeine
RegentTigress: or.......... I'M SUPERMAN!
templarjim565: you're pretty weird... but not THIS weird
templarjim565: I'm worried
RegentTigress: HAHA! YOU'RE RIGHT I"M NOT SUPERMAN!
RegentTigress: but I often like to think what I would do if I was
RegentTigress: At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill

templarjim565: alright
templarjim565: I give
RegentTigress: I have just one question for you
RegentTigress: WHY THE FUCK IS MY MONITER CHANGING COLORS?!
templarjim565: if I were Superman, I'd be Clark Kent, defendant of as many sexual harassment suits as Kryptonianly possible
templarjim565: I'd use my X-ray vision to undress attractive women with my eyes, then make lewd comments!
templarjim565: I'd be... SUPERPERVERTMAN!
templarjim565: and...
templarjim565: your mother is changing colors because of all the acid in your system
RegentTigress: MY MONITER
RegentTigress: not my mother
templarjim565: oh
templarjim565: well
templarjim565: um...
RegentTigress: omg!
RegentTigress: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
RegentTigress: Did you just say "OH" ?!?!
templarjim565: I SAID YOU WERE A WHORE!
RegentTigress: oh, well then that's alright
templarjim565: thought so
templarjim565: whore
RegentTigress: I don't like whores. They wear too much make up and remind me of clowns.
RegentTigress: Clowns are scary
templarjim565: like you?
RegentTigress: No; really scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
RegentTigress: HEY! do you wanna hear a story?!
RegentTigress: So, this one time, I found this nectarine on my kitchen counter
RegentTigress: As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable
RegentTigress: until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!!
templarjim565: ...
templarjim565: wait
templarjim565: a shrunken head?
RegentTigress: No
RegentTigress: just a hea
RegentTigress: *head
RegentTigress: duh
templarjim565: 'cause.. nectarine's are samll
templarjim565: *small
RegentTigress: no they're not you dumb head
templarjim565: not like heads
templarjim565: aren't they?
RegentTigress: no
templarjim565: they aren't as big as human heads
RegentTigress: you're right
RegentTigress: THEY ARE BIGGER
templarjim565: ...
RegentTigress: DID YOU JUST SAY DOT DOT DOT TO ME!
RegentTigress: YOU FREAK!
*** "templarjim565" signed off at Fri Jun 24 23:57:02 2005.

That's right folks.... I blocked him. Because he said DOT DOT DOT to me. Oh dear lord.

Update on Delay
Mood:  a-ok
Now Playing: Oh
Update on court proceedings:

Traigo
Facing: One count theft
Results: Charges dropped, private settlement on the sheeps owner.... wow that sounds wrong.

Jack
Facing: A litany of charges, mostly relating to tax evasion
Results: Charges dropped due to complete lack of evidence, police actions during the investigation are being questioned for legality

Me
Facing: One count criminal speeding
Results: License suspended for 3 months, $50 fine, 3 points on my drivers license, and Alex says I can't work until I get my license back

So that's all done with, thank God. Can you believe it, the three of us brought in on completly non related charges? Anyhow, my last final is on wensday, so after that I'll hopefully be posting quite a bit more. Hurray.

Live free,
Tne

Bite Kid... Part ?
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: Nothing!
Lord of the Rings Inspired Cybering? A new wave of nerdiness?! Amin and I decided to experiment on bite kid to see how it went.

Session Start

Streetsk8ing13: hey
RegentTigress: Hey!
Streetsk8ing13: whats up
RegentTigress: Your.. nevrmind
Streetsk8ing13: work is all i do
Streetsk8ing13: my what?
RegentTigress: Nothing.
Streetsk8ing13: you busy?
RegentTigress: YYYYYEIGASb
Streetsk8ing13: glad to hear your busy
RegentTigress: lick my pointy elf ears
Streetsk8ing13: rather lick somethign else.. not a big ear fetish person
RegentTigress: aaww come on.... talk orc to me
Streetsk8ing13: .......
RegentTigress: one cock to rule them all
Streetsk8ing13: ok?
RegentTigress: Dude. Lord of the Rings.
Streetsk8ing13: i know
Streetsk8ing13: i never realized till now it was cock
RegentTigress: can I hit you? with a stick?
Streetsk8ing13: can i fuck you? with my dick?
RegentTigress: only if you talk dirty dirty orc to me
Session Close

Don't you love Valley Girls?
Now Playing: Pretty Girl by NB Ridaz
Topic: Valley Girls
Okay, so this random freshmen on my boyfriends debate team decided to IM me and randomly comment on him... it irritated me (VG anyone?) so I proceeded to do as follows...


18:21] icequeenpluto198: your bf was hitting on me today
[18:21] RegentTigress: I have a boyfriend?
[18:21] RegentTigress: shit!
[18:21] RegentTigress: did I forget about that again.
[18:21] RegentTigress: damn.
[18:21] RegentTigress: poor Steve : /
[18:21] icequeenpluto198: don't u mean ed
[18:22] RegentTigress: Ed! yeah, that's his name...
[18:22] icequeenpluto198: good job
[18:22] RegentTigress: Thanks! So are you single and attractive?
[18:22] RegentTigress: because I'm sure I could call you ed if you really wanted me to.
[18:23] RegentTigress: I mean... typically I'm not into females. But if you're so intent on involving yourself in my love life... then I guess I can make room for you.
[18:23] icequeenpluto198: lol
[18:24] icequeenpluto198: umm i'm good
[18:24] RegentTigress: I'm sure you are
[18:24] icequeenpluto198: but i think u should pull an april fools joke on ed and say u want 2 break up with him
[18:24] RegentTigress: rraarr!
[18:25] RegentTigress: Or I could be like 'I'm a dominatrix!'
[18:25] RegentTigress: wouldn't that be funny?
[18:25] RegentTigress: Oh. No. It wouldn't, because it's true.
[18:25] RegentTigress: So hey, what are you doing saturday night if you don't break?
[18:25] icequeenpluto198: umm i am goin 2 the mall with my friends
[18:26] RegentTigress: Damn girl, 'cause you and I could go do a lil somethin somethin, you know what I'm sayin
[18:26] RegentTigress: Ed would neva have to know ; )
[18:26] icequeenpluto198: no thanks
[18:27] RegentTigress: Oh, so you're gonna play it cool? Aight, I can live with that
[18:27] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:27] RegentTigress: but you know you want me
[18:27] RegentTigress: why else would you be getting yourself involved in my love life?
[18:27] RegentTigress: you're obviously repressing feelings for me.
[18:28] icequeenpluto198: i just felt like getting ed in trouble
[18:28] RegentTigress: Oh. So you want to get Ed spanked? You're kinky.
[18:28] icequeenpluto198: givin him a taste of his own medicine
[18:28] RegentTigress: I think that's a little too sm for my taste
[18:30] icequeenpluto198: r u goin 2marrow
[18:31] RegentTigress: mos def... are you comin tommorow?
[18:31] RegentTigress: maybe you and i could get a lil freaki
[18:31] icequeenpluto198: y do u insist i like u i am not a lesbian or bi
[18:32] RegentTigress: *freaking crazy on brophy pfders
[18:32] RegentTigress: sorry, I hit enter half way through the sentance... wtf? why do you keep bringing my love life into this?
[18:32] RegentTigress: Seriously, I don't even know you, stop bringing up my love life
[18:32] icequeenpluto198: u started it
[18:33] RegentTigress: yes, because I imed you with 'hey, A) do you have any repressed emotions for me? and B ) did ed hit on you today?
[18:33] RegentTigress: that was ALL me!
[18:33] RegentTigress: hahahaha
[18:33] RegentTigress: hey, sorry about that, my friend nykko is adgadd
[18:34] RegentTigress: a freaking loser, lol
[18:34] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:34] RegentTigress: he was on my comp
[18:34] RegentTigress: he's in town for the next coupla days and he likes impersonating me
[18:34] RegentTigress: but anyway, what's up? and who is this?
[18:35] icequeenpluto198: michele
[18:35] RegentTigress: donovan? what up girl! I haven't seen you since that night at Albertsons in the back of the jeep !
[18:36] RegentTigress: but hey
[18:36] RegentTigress: I'm really sorry about that... I know you were Courtneys gf at the time...
[18:36] RegentTigress: and I never meant for things to get that crazy...
[18:37] RegentTigress: but MD you know how I feel
[18:37] icequeenpluto198: i'm michele from sdohs
[18:37] RegentTigress: ...oh
[18:37] RegentTigress: shit
[18:38] RegentTigress: hey, do me a favor and don't mention that whole albertsons parking lot thing to ed....
[18:38] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:38] RegentTigress: I just... I got a little out of control with a girl from our team. We.. did some stuff.
[18:38] RegentTigress: Ed doesn't need to know.
[18:38] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:39] RegentTigress: but anyway. Michele... Danas partner?
[18:39] icequeenpluto198: ya
[18:40] RegentTigress: That's cool
[18:41] RegentTigress: So yeah....

Fucking hackers!
Mood:  irritated
Now Playing: WTF!
So. Today on CRC we're going to talk about a very important lesson Regent JUST learned. Don't piss of hackers, boys and girls, because they WILL rape you and everyone you know.
So maybe calling Mixx a retard wasn't the brightest thing I've ever done. I can't access AIM anymore, not even AIM express, and because he wanted more than just me to suffer, everyone listed on Alex's buddy list ( BUY A FIRE WALL ALEX YOU CHEAP BASTARD ) is also going through the same thing. And - AND - they all know it's my fault. He refuses to let me back on. I've begged, I've pleaded, but to no avail. No AIM for Regent. My ISP number thingy was pooned. I don't know what that means, all I know is that this technobabble makes no sense, a lot of people were just thrown off of AIM because of me, and they're all very irritated with me. I also know that I have Nat Quals like tommorow and my partner is dead...

The Regent is sad.

The Regent is going to go take a hot shower and try to forget all this sadness.

The Regent is going to then go to bed.

The Regent is going to wake up and go to nat quals and see Ed !

The Regent is happy about that.

The Regent is still sad about not having AIM.


YYYAAAAYYY! IT CAME BACK! THANK YOU MIXX! I'LL NEVER CALL YOU A RETARD AGAIN! I LOVE YOU! MWUAH! MWUAH!


The Regent is pleased!

Bite Kid 2
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Nothing! haha
Topic: Harassing RPers
Haha.... bite kid came back for more... that's so sad!


[21:57] Streetsk8ing13: i got such bad gas
[21:57] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:57] RegentTigress: REALLY
[21:57] RegentTigress: please
[21:57] RegentTigress: tell me ALL about it.
[21:58] RegentTigress: I need to know!
[21:58] RegentTigress: I WANT TO KNOW!
[21:58] RegentTigress: pleae.
[21:58] RegentTigress: go on.
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: lol
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: well, i farted on my cats head by accident
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: beano and gasx dont help
[21:59] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:59] RegentTigress: that's like...
[21:59] RegentTigress: profound

[21:59] Streetsk8ing13: it happens
[22:00] RegentTigress: No... Like...
[22:00] RegentTigress: my life
[22:00] RegentTigress: has been changed... by this event
[22:00] RegentTigress: I've had an epitome
[22:00] Streetsk8ing13: very nice
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: i'm losing like mad weight
[22:01] RegentTigress: OMG!
[22:01] RegentTigress: MORE EPITOME
[22:01] RegentTigress: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[22:01] RegentTigress: IT BURNS!
[22:01] RegentTigress: OOOOOH!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: haha
[22:01] RegentTigress: get it?
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:01] RegentTigress: it "hit me like a ton of bricks"
[22:01] RegentTigress: I'm being crushed to death?
[22:02] RegentTigress: hahahahaha
[22:02] RegentTigress: I'm so fucking clever.
[22:02] RegentTigress: It's like orgasmic.
[22:03] RegentTigress: like rusty spoons
[22:03] RegentTigress: and pedophilia!
[22:05] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Don't ignore me!
[22:05] RegentTigress: That's not cool
[22:05] RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
[22:05] RegentTigress: Circuit city ran out of their stock of Ipod minis : (
[22:05] RegentTigress: sharp mp3 players were too thick
[22:05] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:05] RegentTigress: And long!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Wow.
[22:05] RegentTigress: Tangent.
[22:05] RegentTigress: That should stop.
[22:08] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:08] RegentTigress: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
[22:08] RegentTigress: I feel alone.
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: meh
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: i dont liek hyper people
[22:09] RegentTigress: You haven't seen me hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is not katie huper
[22:09] RegentTigress: *hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is Katie being SLEEP DEPRIVED
[22:09] RegentTigress: wait.
[22:09] RegentTigress: nevermind.
[22:09] RegentTigress: my name isn't Katie,
[22:09] RegentTigress: infact,
[22:09] RegentTigress: I can't..
[22:09] RegentTigress: what.
[22:09] RegentTigress: the.
[22:09] RegentTigress: oh shit
[22:09] RegentTigress: that be bad
[22:09] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:09] RegentTigress: okay
[22:09] RegentTigress: I think
[22:10] RegentTigress: I really need to sleep...
[22:10] RegentTigress: I just tried to find my wallet... to see what my name wass....
[22:10] RegentTigress: and I can't find it...
[22:10] RegentTigress: so I can't...
[22:10] RegentTigress: remember...
[22:10] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:10] RegentTigress: shit!
[22:10] RegentTigress: who are you again?
[22:11] RegentTigress: do I know you? what's going on? I'm lost.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Oh
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh god
[22:11] RegentTigress: you're not that guy from the bar are you?
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:11] RegentTigress: Joe or w/e
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: sure
[22:11] RegentTigress: FUCK
[22:11] RegentTigress: I mean.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Hi Joe.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Nice to talk to you again
[22:11] RegentTigress: HAHA
[22:11] RegentTigress: I tricked you
[22:11] RegentTigress: there WAS no Joe in the bar
[22:11] RegentTigress: his name was JOSESEPH
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh.
[22:11] RegentTigress: fuck[22:13] RegentTigress: What the...
[22:13] RegentTigress: I'm confused.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Save me.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Hahaha
[22:13] RegentTigress: Is your refridgerator running????
[22:15] RegentTigress: HEY!
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:16] RegentTigress: it isn't?
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: i pulled the plug out last week
[22:16] RegentTigress: but.
[22:17] RegentTigress: that kills the joke...
[22:17] RegentTigress: you can't do that!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: did
[22:17] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:17] RegentTigress: So all your food is melting
[22:17] RegentTigress: HAHA!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:17] RegentTigress: no?
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: we just tok he fod out, moved it upstairs, and let it sit
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: had a funky odor to it
[22:18] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: ::watches her:;
[22:19] RegentTigress: :: saunters and stares seductivly at you::
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::doesn't blink::
[22:20] RegentTigress: :: sneezes on your face:: omg! I'm so sorry!
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::wipes it off slowly and pounces at her:: do you liek being mine?
[22:20] RegentTigress: No
[22:20] RegentTigress: And actually!
[22:21] RegentTigress: I sold my soul to God today
[22:21] RegentTigress: for a two dollars
[22:21] RegentTigress: God is COOL!
[22:21] RegentTigress: he hit me with a large spoon.
[22:21] Streetsk8ing13: you need sex, you need sleep, and to be fucked by me
[22:21] RegentTigress: his name is J. Valentine
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ::holds her tightly and kisses her neck. bites hard and lays his arms on her back:
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: farts on you:: whooops, sorry!
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: i'm gonna go an d never talk to you again
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: pouts :: aw but we were just getting started!
[22:23] Streetsk8ing13: i just want to fuck you,m treat you liek a slave, and then maybe talk
[22:24] RegentTigress: :: ponders :: Okay. Lets have sex. But we need to talk about it first. Because I think I want to try something new.
[22:24] Streetsk8ing13: what do you want to do?
[22:25] RegentTigress: :: twirls fingers in hair:: The only way I'll cyber you is if you're in drag and I have a strap on.
[22:25] RegentTigress: C'mon. It'll be fun! ::hands wig::
[22:25] Streetsk8ing13: no deal for you ten
[22:25] RegentTigress: AW. Damn.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I was looking forward to that.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I enjoy raping men.
[22:26] Streetsk8ing13: not me
[22:26] RegentTigress: You're right. I don't enjoy raping you.
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: cool
[22:27] RegentTigress: OMG
[22:27] RegentTigress: COOL IS A LAMESTOCK
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: yout so behind
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: lamestock is so cool now a days
[22:28] RegentTigress: no
[22:28] RegentTigress: what is a yes?[22:28] RegentTigress: Ebay is insanely overpriced.
[22:28] Streetsk8ing13: not a no
[22:29] RegentTigress: so are M3s
[22:29] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:29] RegentTigress: Mach 3's are shiny razors..
[22:29] *** Auto-response from Streetsk8ing13: hey my cockroach of love an flea. i'm proboly sleep right now. sorry im not on and what i said to make you upset. i'm gona head to bed, get my shower in the mornign and ne at work. get some sleep tonite in a bed
[22:29] RegentTigress: Razors are sharp.
[22:29] RegentTigress: Sharp MD players are too thick...
[22:29] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:29] RegentTigress: and long!
[22:29] RegentTigress: wow.
[22:29] RegentTigress: tangent.
[22:30] RegentTigress: bad.
[22:30] RegentTigress: kk
[22:30] RegentTigress: I'm done now.


yeah, I know...

hahaha!

Ha ha ha. Retard bite guy came back for more! YAY!


[21:57] Streetsk8ing13: i got such bad gas
[21:57] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:57] RegentTigress: REALLY
[21:57] RegentTigress: please
[21:57] RegentTigress: tell me ALL about it.
[21:58] RegentTigress: I need to know!
[21:58] RegentTigress: I WANT TO KNOW!
[21:58] RegentTigress: pleae.
[21:58] RegentTigress: go on.
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: lol
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: well, i farted on my cats head by accident
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: beano and gasx dont help
[21:59] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:59] RegentTigress: that's like...
[21:59] RegentTigress: profound
[21:59] Streetsk8ing13: it happens
[22:00] RegentTigress: No... Like...
[22:00] RegentTigress: my life
[22:00] RegentTigress: has been changed... by this event
[22:00] RegentTigress: I've had an epitome
[22:00] Streetsk8ing13: very nice
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: i'm losing like mad weight
[22:01] RegentTigress: OMG!
[22:01] RegentTigress: MORE EPITOME
[22:01] RegentTigress: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[22:01] RegentTigress: IT BURNS!
[22:01] RegentTigress: OOOOOH!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: haha
[22:01] RegentTigress: get it?
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:01] RegentTigress: it "hit me like a ton of bricks"
[22:01] RegentTigress: I'm being crushed to death?
[22:02] RegentTigress: hahahahaha
[22:02] RegentTigress: I'm so fucking clever.
[22:02] RegentTigress: It's like orgasmic.
[22:03] RegentTigress: like rusty spoons
[22:03] RegentTigress: and pedophilia!
[22:05] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Don't ignore me!
[22:05] RegentTigress: That's not cool
[22:05] RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
[22:05] RegentTigress: Circuit city ran out of their stock of Ipod minis : (
[22:05] RegentTigress: sharp mp3 players were too thick
[22:05] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:05] RegentTigress: And long!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Wow.
[22:05] RegentTigress: Tangent.
[22:05] RegentTigress: That should stop.
[22:08] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:08] RegentTigress: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
[22:08] RegentTigress: I feel alone.
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: meh
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: i dont liek hyper people
[22:09] RegentTigress: You haven't seen me hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is not katie huper
[22:09] RegentTigress: *hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is Katie being SLEEP DEPRIVED
[22:09] RegentTigress: wait.
[22:09] RegentTigress: nevermind.
[22:09] RegentTigress: my name isn't Katie,
[22:09] RegentTigress: infact,
[22:09] RegentTigress: I can't..
[22:09] RegentTigress: what.
[22:09] RegentTigress: the.
[22:09] RegentTigress: oh shit
[22:09] RegentTigress: that be bad
[22:09] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:09] RegentTigress: okay
[22:09] RegentTigress: I think
[22:10] RegentTigress: I really need to sleep...
[22:10] RegentTigress: I just tried to find my wallet... to see what my name wass....
[22:10] RegentTigress: and I can't find it...
[22:10] RegentTigress: so I can't...
[22:10] RegentTigress: remember...
[22:10] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:10] RegentTigress: shit!
[22:10] RegentTigress: who are you again?
[22:11] RegentTigress: do I know you? what's going on? I'm lost.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Oh
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh god
[22:11] RegentTigress: you're not that guy from the bar are you?
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:11] RegentTigress: Joe or w/e
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: sure
[22:11] RegentTigress: FUCK
[22:11] RegentTigress: I mean.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Hi Joe.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Nice to talk to you again
[22:11] RegentTigress: HAHA
[22:11] RegentTigress: I tricked you
[22:11] RegentTigress: there WAS no Joe in the bar
[22:11] RegentTigress: his name was JOSESEPH
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh.
[22:11] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:13] RegentTigress: What the...
[22:13] RegentTigress: I'm confused.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Save me.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Hahaha
[22:13] RegentTigress: Is your refridgerator running????
[22:15] RegentTigress: HEY!
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:16] RegentTigress: it isn't?
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: i pulled the plug out last week
[22:16] RegentTigress: but.
[22:17] RegentTigress: that kills the joke...
[22:17] RegentTigress: you can't do that!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: did
[22:17] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:17] RegentTigress: So all your food is melting
[22:17] RegentTigress: HAHA!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:17] RegentTigress: no?
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: we just tok he fod out, moved it upstairs, and let it sit
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: had a funky odor to it
[22:18] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: ::watches her:;
[22:19] RegentTigress: :: saunters and stares seductivly at you::
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::doesn't blink::
[22:20] RegentTigress: :: sneezes on your face:: omg! I'm so sorry!
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::wipes it off slowly and pounces at her:: do you liek being mine?
[22:20] RegentTigress: No
[22:20] RegentTigress: And actually!
[22:21] RegentTigress: I sold my soul to God today
[22:21] RegentTigress: for a two dollars
[22:21] RegentTigress: God is COOL!
[22:21] RegentTigress: he hit me with a large spoon.
[22:21] Streetsk8ing13: you need sex, you need sleep, and to be fucked by me
[22:21] RegentTigress: his name is J. Valentine
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ::holds her tightly and kisses her neck. bites hard and lays his arms on her back:
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: farts on you:: whooops, sorry!
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: i'm gonna go an d never talk to you again
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: pouts :: aw but we were just getting started!
[22:23] Streetsk8ing13: i just want to fuck you,m treat you liek a slave, and then maybe talk
[22:24] RegentTigress: :: ponders :: Okay. Lets have rp "sex". But we need to talk about it first. Because I think I want to try something new.
[22:24] Streetsk8ing13: what do you want to do?
[22:25] RegentTigress: :: twirls fingers in hair:: The only way I'll cyber you is if you're in drag and I have a strap on.
[22:25] RegentTigress: C'mon. It'll be fun! ::hands wig::
[22:25] Streetsk8ing13: no deal for you ten
[22:25] RegentTigress: AW. Damn.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I was looking forward to that.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I enjoy raping men.
[22:26] Streetsk8ing13: not me
[22:26] RegentTigress: You're right. I don't enjoy raping you.
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: cool
[22:27] RegentTigress: OMG
[22:27] RegentTigress: COOL IS A LAMESTOCK
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: yout so behind
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: lamestock is so cool now a days
[22:28] RegentTigress: no
[22:28] RegentTigress: what is a yes?
[22:28] RegentTigress: Ebay is insanely overpriced.
[22:28] Streetsk8ing13: not a no
[22:29] RegentTigress: so are M3s
[22:29] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:29] RegentTigress: Mach 3's are shiny razors..
[22:29] *** Auto-response from Streetsk8ing13: hey my cockroach of love an flea. i'm proboly sleep right now. sorry im not on and what i said to make you upset. i'm gona head to bed, get my shower in the mornign and ne at work. get some sleep tonite in a bed
[22:29] RegentTigress: Razors are sharp.
[22:29] RegentTigress: Sharp MD players are too thick...
[22:29] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:29] RegentTigress: and long!
[22:29] RegentTigress: wow.
[22:29] RegentTigress: tangent.
[22:30] RegentTigress: bad.
[22:30] RegentTigress: kk
[22:30] RegentTigress: I'm done now.



Yeah. I know. Lol!

Harassing RPers is EVEN MORE FUN!
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly
Topic: Harassing RPers
harassing people with fetishes : take one


RegentTigress: hey there...
StarWaredcraft: hello
StarWaredcraft: I know you?
RegentTigress: Not yet, but I hope you will ; )
RegentTigress: a friend of mine reccomended you
StarWaredcraft: BrightstarAngie?
RegentTigress: no... hehe, this friend of mine knew you fairly well - but only for one night
StarWaredcraft: who?
RegentTigress: hehehe, Angie
StarWaredcraft: ???
RegentTigress: Angie? She might have used a different name... she's a little paranoid
StarWaredcraft: she from dA?
RegentTigress: No... she said she met you in a chat, apparently while she was doing some paintings of pregnant women
StarWaredcraft: hmm...can't recall lol
RegentTigress: lol, thass okay
RegentTigress: maybe I'll prove more memerable
StarWaredcraft: but I do admit I DO have, eh, pregnant woman fetish *laughs nervously*
RegentTigress: well, that's what I meant to talk to you about...
StarWaredcraft: ok
RegentTigress: I'm five months... and I feel really beautiful this way... so my friend reccomended I talk to you
StarWaredcraft: recommended me...for what? I'm confused, how can me having a fetish be something to be recommended for?
RegentTigress: I said I wished I could know a guy who really liked me this way, and didn't see it as unattractive, so she gave me your sn
StarWaredcraft: Ah ok
RegentTigress: So... would you like to get to know me?
StarWaredcraft: sure
RegentTigress: Cool, my names Elaine, I'm nineteen, and I live in Chicago
RegentTigress: you?
StarWaredcraft: I'm Robert, 20, live in Michigan
RegentTigress: cool... so tell me about your fetish... hehe, I'm sorry, I'm so forward
StarWaredcraft: I just love pregnant woman, the bigger the better
StarWaredcraft: I really REALLY get turned on by them
RegentTigress: that's pretty hot
StarWaredcraft: heh, and I bet you are
RegentTigress: aw, thanks, you're so sweet
StarWaredcraft: you going to show me any pics?
RegentTigress: hmm, let me see if I can find my cam and you a pic...
StarWaredcraft: you have a web cam?
RegentTigress: No : ( my stupid brother took it the last time he was here
StarWaredcraft: when will he be back?
RegentTigress: I don't know, he lives in NY and shows up whenever he feels like it
StarWaredcraft: oh...you have a BF?
RegentTigress: Nope
StarWaredcraft: he leave you?
RegentTigress: that's another thing... I'm not carrying the baby for me
StarWaredcraft: oh ok
RegentTigress: my friend and her husband can't have a kid, so I'm the surrogate
StarWaredcraft: oh ok
StarWaredcraft: how big you been getting?
RegentTigress: big!
StarWaredcraft: you with only one?
RegentTigress: yeah, but I'm 55 inches around the tummy
StarWaredcraft: wow...you one of those girls who want to be pregnant?
RegentTigress: well, I just did it for my friend, but I like being this way... I feel specail
StarWaredcraft: hey, you ever Roleplay before?
RegentTigress: no, but my friend told me about it
RegentTigress: I've been sort of wanting to try ever since...
StarWaredcraft: want to do one? And pretend you and me are BF/GF (Just in this RP world)
RegentTigress: sounds like fun
StarWaredcraft: and how about how I make you what you are (pregnant) LOL
RegentTigress: lol, ::smiles::, awesome
StarWaredcraft: ok...I'll start
StarWaredcraft: *I'm walking down the street reading a book and I bump into someone*
StarWaredcraft: (it's you)
RegentTigress: *falls down on my butt* ow!
StarWaredcraft: *I look up at you* "Oh I'm so sorry"
RegentTigress: *smiles* that's okay... what book you got there? *glances at it*
StarWaredcraft: (You a harry potter fan?)
RegentTigress: (yeah!!!)
StarWaredcraft: *I smile* "It's Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" (LOL, I just had to do that)
RegentTigress: (lol, you're so funny!) *admires it* that's so cool! I'm a harry potter fan too
StarWaredcraft: (let's be love at first sight)
RegentTigress: (okay!)
StarWaredcraft: *I look at you and I'm all googly eyed* "You're cute!"
RegentTigress: Aaww, you're sweet... *smiles shyly* where you headed to?
StarWaredcraft: "My hotel down the block"
StarWaredcraft: (or apartment)
RegentTigress: Excuse me if I seem ... forward... but can I come with *flutters eyelashes at you*
StarWaredcraft: *I smile* "Ok" *I take you arm and walk you there...we enter* "You like it?"
RegentTigress: I love it! *I sit down on the couch, looking around* you live here by yourself?
StarWaredcraft: *I nod* "Do you live by yourself?"
RegentTigress: *smiles and nods* Yes... why don't you come sit next to me? *pats the cushion next to me*
StarWaredcraft: *I shrug and sit next to you*
RegentTigress: *rapes you!* HA HA! I'm not even a WOMAN! HAHA! MY NAME IS BILL AND I TEACH YOU ECONOMICS!
StarWaredcraft: what! sicko
RegentTigress: Sorry. I enjoy raping men.
StarWaredcraft: man...that's just wrong
RegentTigress: No. You're just wrong because you FAILED econ.
StarWaredcraft: what?
RegentTigress: YOU FAILED ECONOMICS!
RegentTigress: So I had the RIGHT to rape you
StarWaredcraft: I didn't fail it
RegentTigress: Yes you did
RegentTigress: But I doctored your grade
RegentTigress: so you wouldn't know, so you wouldn't expect...
RegentTigress: RAPAGE!
RegentTigress: *rapes you again!*
StarWaredcraft signed off at 3:20:22 PM.

Forced. Again.
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: Thioa Thong by R Kelly
Topic: Forced!
Forced again. This time by a crazy man claiming to be... well just read it!


ANTISMITH420: greetings
RegentTigress: Hello
ANTISMITH420: are you this katie i have been hearing about?
RegentTigress: No...
RegentTigress: my names monica
RegentTigress: who's this?
ANTISMITH420: I know for a fact that you are named Katie, my ex Ed gave me this sn.
RegentTigress: lol, no hunny, I think you're confused
RegentTigress: I'm Monica, a friend of a girl named Regent who at times is referred to as Katie...
RegentTigress: but mostly we just call her 'silk' because she's slippery like that
ANTISMITH420: okay well tell Ed the next time you see him that his ex-boyfriend will be down in Phoenix this spring break and wants to get together.
ANTISMITH420: t's been so damn long since he held me in his caress that I simply can't stand it anymore"
RegentTigress: Um. I don't know an Ed.
RegentTigress: wait...
RegentTigress: LORON!
RegentTigress: omg
RegentTigress: you're such a retard, Loron!
ANTISMITH420: well, you know Katie, who thinks that Ed is straight, and is therefore dating him, so tell her to tell him.
RegentTigress: okay
RegentTigress: Loron
RegentTigress: knock it off!
RegentTigress: you're so retarded.
ANTISMITH420: this is carl
RegentTigress: Lol, hold on, "carl", Regent justcame home and wants to talk to you "carl" (lol, bye Loron)
ANTISMITH420: righto, but moving right along... Ed tells me you're pretty good at sucking the cock, I want to know if you're as good as I was?"
RegentTigress: Hey, sorry about that, I think monica was a little confused... anyway, who are you copying and pasting from?
RegentTigress: or is there another reason why everything you say is half in quotes?
ANTISMITH420: sorry babe
ANTISMITH420: im not
ANTISMITH420: :copy and pasting"
RegentTigress: Why are you half quoting everything you say? it's driving me nuts
ANTISMITH420: sorry
ANTISMITH420: ill trry not to
RegentTigress: thanks
RegentTigress: so who is this?
RegentTigress: Carl?
ANTISMITH420: this is Carl
RegentTigress: Cool. And how do you know Ed?
ANTISMITH420: I'm Ed's ex-boyfriend.
RegentTigress: Ed's bi? He seemed pretty straight last night
RegentTigress: but hey, I'm bi, so that makes it okay
ANTISMITH420: yeah, well when I met him he was feeling up a chick in the mall.
ANTISMITH420: then he winked at me and we hit it off.
RegentTigress: what a sweet love story
ANTISMITH420: well, he moans like a porn star so be warned.
RegentTigress: I already know
RegentTigress: Did he ever use the harness on you?
ANTISMITH420: nope, that was a gift I gave him after our first "encounter"...
RegentTigress: aw, how sweet! hey, are you up for a threesome? I think he's too much man for me to take alone.
RegentTigress: hello?
ANTISMITH420: I would, but I'm not really into girls at all...
RegentTigress: That's okay, I'll wear a strap on.
ANTISMITH420: I prefer hes dick
RegentTigress: kk, you take that, and I'll take something else
RegentTigress: so how long were you and Ed dating?
RegentTigress: hello?
RegentTigress: /pout
ANTISMITH420: hold on for a moment
RegentTigress: NO!
ANTISMITH420: i have to piss
RegentTigress: fine.
RegentTigress: you have my permission.
RegentTigress: WAIT! I REVOKE MY PERMISSION!
ANTISMITH420: ok i am back
RegentTigress: That's right.
ANTISMITH420: we were together about two months, during that time we fucked like rabbits.
RegentTigress: Because I revoked my permission
RegentTigress: really? How fun!
RegentTigress: I've never been into bestiality, but that must be nice for you
ANTISMITH420: yeah, there was that one time with a stray dog... Ed was really into it, and into the dog, if you catch my drift...
RegentTigress: how fun!
RegentTigress: he's never done that with me : (
RegentTigress: but we haven't been dating that long
RegentTigress: so I can't be jealous
ANTISMITH420: I know he's not that big, but he's big where it counts, heart. I know this sounds silly but I just can't see him up and leaving without so much as saying goodbye, especially after that one night in the back of his car... wow...
RegentTigress: he wasn't that big for you? I guess he likes girls more.
RegentTigress: Or maybe you're just not that good : )
ANTISMITH420: ohhhh i was good honey
RegentTigress: oooh I doubt it
ANTISMITH420: you can even ask him
RegentTigress: RegentTigress: who's better in the bedroom, me or carl??
Freohr: you for sure
ANTISMITH420: Well, hey Katie, it's been nice talking to you... I've gotta run, and tell Monica I'm sorry if I freaked her out. And in answer to your statement about him liking girls more... the penis size was measured against mine, which has been classified as immense by several porn directors. and I doubt he likes girls more, a cutie in a halter flashed him her tits one day and he said that she better put 'em away before she got cold... then commenced to feel my package.
ANTISMITH420: but have a nice one hun...

I'm on a roll tonight!
Mood:  flirty
Now Playing: ??????? by your momma
Topic: Seek and Destroy
So Kay sent me after this kid Travis, who's an asshole. It was fun. hahaa! He's retarded.


RegentTigress: TRAVIS!!!
RegentTigress: it's been SUCH a long time!
tdupe500: oO

tdupe500: and this is
RegentTigress: Tracy!
tdupe500: wait
RegentTigress: remember? at the movies???
tdupe500: with heather and everyone?
RegentTigress: yes!
tdupe500: how do u no me
tdupe500: lol
tdupe500: whats up
RegentTigress: lol, not much, just chillin, you?
tdupe500: lookin at a convo about daniel and somone
RegentTigress: ooh, sounds like fun
tdupe500: lol
tdupe500: so your all excited to see me....did i miss somthin lol
RegentTigress: *shrug* I'm just always this perky at night
tdupe500: sounds exciting
RegentTigress: oh, it is
tdupe500: getting pumped!

tdupe500: lol
RegentTigress: woot!
RegentTigress: lol
tdupe500: so hows uh leota?
tdupe500: wait
tdupe500: do u go to leota
RegentTigress: lol, I was about to say... no, I don't
tdupe500: where xdo u go
RegentTigress: Woodinvill high
tdupe500: yes that would work lol
tdupe500: i think i thinkin of chelsea
RegentTigress: yeah, could be
RegentTigress: so what's been up with you??
tdupe500: nothin much
tdupe500: freshman project
RegentTigress: lol, sounds like a TON of fun
tdupe500: well ill talk to u tomarrow
RegentTigress: HA HA! I LIED!
RegentTigress: I DON'T KNOW HEATHER CHELSEA OR TRACY!
RegentTigress: MY NAME IS BILL! AND I TEACH YOU ECONOMICS!
tdupe500: ...
tdupe500: well im gunna go lol
RegentTigress: HAHA!
RegentTigress: you're STUPID!
tdupe500 signed off at 10:36:52 PM.