Forced. Again.
Mood:  incredulous
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Topic: Forced!
Forced again. This time by a crazy man claiming to be... well just read it!


ANTISMITH420: greetings
RegentTigress: Hello
ANTISMITH420: are you this katie i have been hearing about?
RegentTigress: No...
RegentTigress: my names monica
RegentTigress: who's this?
ANTISMITH420: I know for a fact that you are named Katie, my ex Ed gave me this sn.
RegentTigress: lol, no hunny, I think you're confused
RegentTigress: I'm Monica, a friend of a girl named Regent who at times is referred to as Katie...
RegentTigress: but mostly we just call her 'silk' because she's slippery like that
ANTISMITH420: okay well tell Ed the next time you see him that his ex-boyfriend will be down in Phoenix this spring break and wants to get together.
ANTISMITH420: t's been so damn long since he held me in his caress that I simply can't stand it anymore"
RegentTigress: Um. I don't know an Ed.
RegentTigress: wait...
RegentTigress: LORON!
RegentTigress: omg
RegentTigress: you're such a retard, Loron!
ANTISMITH420: well, you know Katie, who thinks that Ed is straight, and is therefore dating him, so tell her to tell him.
RegentTigress: okay
RegentTigress: Loron
RegentTigress: knock it off!
RegentTigress: you're so retarded.
ANTISMITH420: this is carl
RegentTigress: Lol, hold on, "carl", Regent justcame home and wants to talk to you "carl" (lol, bye Loron)
ANTISMITH420: righto, but moving right along... Ed tells me you're pretty good at sucking the cock, I want to know if you're as good as I was?"
RegentTigress: Hey, sorry about that, I think monica was a little confused... anyway, who are you copying and pasting from?
RegentTigress: or is there another reason why everything you say is half in quotes?
ANTISMITH420: sorry babe
ANTISMITH420: im not
ANTISMITH420: :copy and pasting"
RegentTigress: Why are you half quoting everything you say? it's driving me nuts
ANTISMITH420: sorry
ANTISMITH420: ill trry not to
RegentTigress: thanks
RegentTigress: so who is this?
RegentTigress: Carl?
ANTISMITH420: this is Carl
RegentTigress: Cool. And how do you know Ed?
ANTISMITH420: I'm Ed's ex-boyfriend.
RegentTigress: Ed's bi? He seemed pretty straight last night
RegentTigress: but hey, I'm bi, so that makes it okay
ANTISMITH420: yeah, well when I met him he was feeling up a chick in the mall.
ANTISMITH420: then he winked at me and we hit it off.
RegentTigress: what a sweet love story
ANTISMITH420: well, he moans like a porn star so be warned.
RegentTigress: I already know
RegentTigress: Did he ever use the harness on you?
ANTISMITH420: nope, that was a gift I gave him after our first "encounter"...
RegentTigress: aw, how sweet! hey, are you up for a threesome? I think he's too much man for me to take alone.
RegentTigress: hello?
ANTISMITH420: I would, but I'm not really into girls at all...
RegentTigress: That's okay, I'll wear a strap on.
ANTISMITH420: I prefer hes dick
RegentTigress: kk, you take that, and I'll take something else
RegentTigress: so how long were you and Ed dating?
RegentTigress: hello?
RegentTigress: /pout
ANTISMITH420: hold on for a moment
RegentTigress: NO!
ANTISMITH420: i have to piss
RegentTigress: fine.
RegentTigress: you have my permission.
RegentTigress: WAIT! I REVOKE MY PERMISSION!
ANTISMITH420: ok i am back
RegentTigress: That's right.
ANTISMITH420: we were together about two months, during that time we fucked like rabbits.
RegentTigress: Because I revoked my permission
RegentTigress: really? How fun!
RegentTigress: I've never been into bestiality, but that must be nice for you
ANTISMITH420: yeah, there was that one time with a stray dog... Ed was really into it, and into the dog, if you catch my drift...
RegentTigress: how fun!
RegentTigress: he's never done that with me : (
RegentTigress: but we haven't been dating that long
RegentTigress: so I can't be jealous
ANTISMITH420: I know he's not that big, but he's big where it counts, heart. I know this sounds silly but I just can't see him up and leaving without so much as saying goodbye, especially after that one night in the back of his car... wow...
RegentTigress: he wasn't that big for you? I guess he likes girls more.
RegentTigress: Or maybe you're just not that good : )
ANTISMITH420: ohhhh i was good honey
RegentTigress: oooh I doubt it
ANTISMITH420: you can even ask him
RegentTigress: RegentTigress: who's better in the bedroom, me or carl??
Freohr: you for sure
ANTISMITH420: Well, hey Katie, it's been nice talking to you... I've gotta run, and tell Monica I'm sorry if I freaked her out. And in answer to your statement about him liking girls more... the penis size was measured against mine, which has been classified as immense by several porn directors. and I doubt he likes girls more, a cutie in a halter flashed him her tits one day and he said that she better put 'em away before she got cold... then commenced to feel my package.
ANTISMITH420: but have a nice one hun...