Ha ha ha. Retard bite guy came back for more! YAY!


[21:57] Streetsk8ing13: i got such bad gas
[21:57] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:57] RegentTigress: REALLY
[21:57] RegentTigress: please
[21:57] RegentTigress: tell me ALL about it.
[21:58] RegentTigress: I need to know!
[21:58] RegentTigress: I WANT TO KNOW!
[21:58] RegentTigress: pleae.
[21:58] RegentTigress: go on.
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: lol
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: well, i farted on my cats head by accident
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: beano and gasx dont help
[21:59] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:59] RegentTigress: that's like...
[21:59] RegentTigress: profound
[21:59] Streetsk8ing13: it happens
[22:00] RegentTigress: No... Like...
[22:00] RegentTigress: my life
[22:00] RegentTigress: has been changed... by this event
[22:00] RegentTigress: I've had an epitome
[22:00] Streetsk8ing13: very nice
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: i'm losing like mad weight
[22:01] RegentTigress: OMG!
[22:01] RegentTigress: MORE EPITOME
[22:01] RegentTigress: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[22:01] RegentTigress: IT BURNS!
[22:01] RegentTigress: OOOOOH!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: haha
[22:01] RegentTigress: get it?
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:01] RegentTigress: it "hit me like a ton of bricks"
[22:01] RegentTigress: I'm being crushed to death?
[22:02] RegentTigress: hahahahaha
[22:02] RegentTigress: I'm so fucking clever.
[22:02] RegentTigress: It's like orgasmic.
[22:03] RegentTigress: like rusty spoons
[22:03] RegentTigress: and pedophilia!
[22:05] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Don't ignore me!
[22:05] RegentTigress: That's not cool
[22:05] RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
[22:05] RegentTigress: Circuit city ran out of their stock of Ipod minis : (
[22:05] RegentTigress: sharp mp3 players were too thick
[22:05] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:05] RegentTigress: And long!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Wow.
[22:05] RegentTigress: Tangent.
[22:05] RegentTigress: That should stop.
[22:08] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:08] RegentTigress: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
[22:08] RegentTigress: I feel alone.
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: meh
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: i dont liek hyper people
[22:09] RegentTigress: You haven't seen me hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is not katie huper
[22:09] RegentTigress: *hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is Katie being SLEEP DEPRIVED
[22:09] RegentTigress: wait.
[22:09] RegentTigress: nevermind.
[22:09] RegentTigress: my name isn't Katie,
[22:09] RegentTigress: infact,
[22:09] RegentTigress: I can't..
[22:09] RegentTigress: what.
[22:09] RegentTigress: the.
[22:09] RegentTigress: oh shit
[22:09] RegentTigress: that be bad
[22:09] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:09] RegentTigress: okay
[22:09] RegentTigress: I think
[22:10] RegentTigress: I really need to sleep...
[22:10] RegentTigress: I just tried to find my wallet... to see what my name wass....
[22:10] RegentTigress: and I can't find it...
[22:10] RegentTigress: so I can't...
[22:10] RegentTigress: remember...
[22:10] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:10] RegentTigress: shit!
[22:10] RegentTigress: who are you again?
[22:11] RegentTigress: do I know you? what's going on? I'm lost.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Oh
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh god
[22:11] RegentTigress: you're not that guy from the bar are you?
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:11] RegentTigress: Joe or w/e
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: sure
[22:11] RegentTigress: FUCK
[22:11] RegentTigress: I mean.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Hi Joe.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Nice to talk to you again
[22:11] RegentTigress: HAHA
[22:11] RegentTigress: I tricked you
[22:11] RegentTigress: there WAS no Joe in the bar
[22:11] RegentTigress: his name was JOSESEPH
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh.
[22:11] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:13] RegentTigress: What the...
[22:13] RegentTigress: I'm confused.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Save me.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Hahaha
[22:13] RegentTigress: Is your refridgerator running????
[22:15] RegentTigress: HEY!
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:16] RegentTigress: it isn't?
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: i pulled the plug out last week
[22:16] RegentTigress: but.
[22:17] RegentTigress: that kills the joke...
[22:17] RegentTigress: you can't do that!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: did
[22:17] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:17] RegentTigress: So all your food is melting
[22:17] RegentTigress: HAHA!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:17] RegentTigress: no?
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: we just tok he fod out, moved it upstairs, and let it sit
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: had a funky odor to it
[22:18] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: ::watches her:;
[22:19] RegentTigress: :: saunters and stares seductivly at you::
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::doesn't blink::
[22:20] RegentTigress: :: sneezes on your face:: omg! I'm so sorry!
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::wipes it off slowly and pounces at her:: do you liek being mine?
[22:20] RegentTigress: No
[22:20] RegentTigress: And actually!
[22:21] RegentTigress: I sold my soul to God today
[22:21] RegentTigress: for a two dollars
[22:21] RegentTigress: God is COOL!
[22:21] RegentTigress: he hit me with a large spoon.
[22:21] Streetsk8ing13: you need sex, you need sleep, and to be fucked by me
[22:21] RegentTigress: his name is J. Valentine
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ::holds her tightly and kisses her neck. bites hard and lays his arms on her back:
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: farts on you:: whooops, sorry!
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: i'm gonna go an d never talk to you again
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: pouts :: aw but we were just getting started!
[22:23] Streetsk8ing13: i just want to fuck you,m treat you liek a slave, and then maybe talk
[22:24] RegentTigress: :: ponders :: Okay. Lets have rp "sex". But we need to talk about it first. Because I think I want to try something new.
[22:24] Streetsk8ing13: what do you want to do?
[22:25] RegentTigress: :: twirls fingers in hair:: The only way I'll cyber you is if you're in drag and I have a strap on.
[22:25] RegentTigress: C'mon. It'll be fun! ::hands wig::
[22:25] Streetsk8ing13: no deal for you ten
[22:25] RegentTigress: AW. Damn.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I was looking forward to that.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I enjoy raping men.
[22:26] Streetsk8ing13: not me
[22:26] RegentTigress: You're right. I don't enjoy raping you.
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: cool
[22:27] RegentTigress: OMG
[22:27] RegentTigress: COOL IS A LAMESTOCK
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: yout so behind
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: lamestock is so cool now a days
[22:28] RegentTigress: no
[22:28] RegentTigress: what is a yes?
[22:28] RegentTigress: Ebay is insanely overpriced.
[22:28] Streetsk8ing13: not a no
[22:29] RegentTigress: so are M3s
[22:29] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:29] RegentTigress: Mach 3's are shiny razors..
[22:29] *** Auto-response from Streetsk8ing13: hey my cockroach of love an flea. i'm proboly sleep right now. sorry im not on and what i said to make you upset. i'm gona head to bed, get my shower in the mornign and ne at work. get some sleep tonite in a bed
[22:29] RegentTigress: Razors are sharp.
[22:29] RegentTigress: Sharp MD players are too thick...
[22:29] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:29] RegentTigress: and long!
[22:29] RegentTigress: wow.
[22:29] RegentTigress: tangent.
[22:30] RegentTigress: bad.
[22:30] RegentTigress: kk
[22:30] RegentTigress: I'm done now.



Yeah. I know. Lol!