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Now Playing: What's your fantasy by Luda!
Topic: Forced!
I WIN! Once again... forced into impersonating people! This is really quite amusing, I was bored, and bored bored bored - then BAM! I was provided by the fates with a way to be entertained! MWUAHA!
Rei6661313: boo
RegentTigress: oooh, scary
RegentTigress: who is this?
Rei6661313: u becca?
Rei6661313: this is reanna
Rei6661313: it u becka?
RegentTigress: yes, I'm becca
Rei6661313: ooh hey, did w have math homework?
RegentTigress: yeah, 17-41 odd section 10.1
Rei6661313: 10.1?
RegentTigress: I think that's right, lemme check
Rei6661313: i thout we were in section 24
RegentTigress: yeah, sorry, I saw the wrong assignment
RegentTigress: okay, all the odd problems in the practice section from friday
Rei6661313: so when tony n u gonna get me friday?
RegentTigress: hehe, it's a suprise...
RegentTigress: which involves a dog collar...
RegentTigress: oops, hehe
Rei6661313: nice try, tonys dead hun
RegentTigress: we'll probably pick you up around eight
RegentTigress: that's why its such a suprise
Rei6661313: who are u and why u on becca's name?
RegentTigress: I'm sorry... please don't tell her
RegentTigress: My name's Josh
Rei6661313: i wont, why u on josh?
RegentTigress: I've been seeing becca for a while now, and I was kind of worried that she might be dating other guys
RegentTigress: I'm very jealous, and she's very pretty
Rei6661313: becca is a lesbian...
Rei6661313: i want the truth
RegentTigress: Very funny. If she's a lesbian... oh. So that's why...
RegentTigress: Oh dear lord.
RegentTigress: She..
RegentTigress: that's why she never wants anything but oral from me!
Rei6661313: liar
RegentTigress: Okay, do you really promise not to tell anyone?
Rei6661313: i wont i promise
RegentTigress: This is becca... I'm just freaking everyone out! It's a lot of fun!
Rei6661313: ur not becca
Rei6661313: i can tell
RegentTigress: I didn't feel like talking to anyone, so I just kind of decided to start screwing with them
Rei6661313: u lie
RegentTigress: You're right. I'm not Becca. I'm the NEW Becca
RegentTigress: I'm her dobbleghanger
Rei6661313: no u arent
RegentTigress: Fine...
RegentTigress: my name is...
RegentTigress: Wes.
Rei6661313: please tell me the truth
Rei6661313: wes?
RegentTigress: Yeah
Rei6661313: where u from?
RegentTigress: Your dreams ; )
Rei6661313: no really wes
RegentTigress: Canada
Rei6661313: where?
RegentTigress: CANADA
RegentTigress: the place with the CAN and the ADA in its name
Rei6661313: i mean where in?
RegentTigress: On-tar-EEE-o
RegentTigress: I'm not one of those damn quebecians
Rei6661313: ooh nice area up there, town?
RegentTigress: downtown ontario
Rei6661313: ooh city boy?
RegentTigress: More like City Girl
RegentTigress: but I can be a boy if you want it
Rei6661313: wes a girl?
RegentTigress: yeah
Rei6661313: really...
RegentTigress: nickname
Rei6661313: ooh
RegentTigress: short for West
Rei6661313: got a bf?
RegentTigress: No
Rei6661313: ooh, any reason?
RegentTigress: I'm verrrry single and verrrry into either sex, if you catch my drift
Rei6661313: ooh
Rei6661313: u rp?
RegentTigress: every now and then
RegentTigress: mostly I just do lines of strippers
Rei6661313: eh boaring
RegentTigress: *lines off of strippers
RegentTigress: I'm kinda new to this whole rp thing
RegentTigress: my friend just got me started
RegentTigress: his name is Juan
RegentTigress: he's cool
RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
Rei6661313: ok
RegentTigress: No, but anyway, my name is Salih, call me "West" or "Wes" if you want
Rei6661313: ill use wes
RegentTigress: 'cause I was originally from Cali, so that's that
Rei6661313: my cousin in ny is named wes
RegentTigress: really? awesome!
RegentTigress: I kinda hate it, everyone thinks I'm a guy
RegentTigress: is your cousin a guy?
Rei6661313: yea, he got a gf in az
RegentTigress: that's cool
RegentTigress: I used to have a friend named Avia who lived down there
RegentTigress: he got hit by a truck... he was kinda dumb.
Rei6661313: aww sowwie
RegentTigress: hehe
RegentTigress: I'm sorry.
RegentTigress: I was lying; again.
RegentTigress: my real name is BILL!
RegentTigress: You're so clever
RegentTigress: you caught my lying!
Rei6661313: uhhuh
RegentTigress: Bill bill bill
RegentTigress: Bill the Bull is what they call me
Rei6661313: bill sucks as a name
RegentTigress: YOU SUCK AS A NAME
RegentTigress: I mean, think about it
RegentTigress: if your name was 'you'
RegentTigress: that would suck.
RegentTigress: Will you marrry me?
RegentTigress: Let's go to Vegas~
RegentTigress: run away with me, run away with me, Bill!
RegentTigress: Wait.
RegentTigress: I'm Bill,.
RegentTigress: STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY!
Rei6661313: ur not named bill
Rei6661313: bill
RegentTigress: Aren't I?
RegentTigress: Oh.
RegentTigress: What's my name?
Rei6661313: nope
RegentTigress: Say my name, say my name!
RegentTigress: Destinys child is a lamestock
Rei6661313: hmmm....patsy?
RegentTigress: Patsy
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: that's not my name
Rei6661313: a
RegentTigress: although you can patsy me down if you want ; )
RegentTigress: hahaha!
RegentTigress: I'm such a clever bean! I have puns!
Rei6661313: beans are stupid
Rei6661313: they dont know theyre seeds
RegentTigress: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Rei6661313: maybe
RegentTigress: Oh.
RegentTigress: But I thought you loved me, Bill!
RegentTigress: We were going to run away together and get married in Vegas!
Rei6661313: i didnt say that
RegentTigress: Yes you did!
RegentTigress: Stop lying Bill!
RegentTigress: STOP IT!
Rei6661313: bill doesnt love you
RegentTigress: NOOOOOOOOO!
RegentTigress: that's okay
RegentTigress: I screwed his wife
Rei6661313: and im reanna
RegentTigress: Oh
RegentTigress: So I screwed you then?
Rei6661313: the dove
RegentTigress: If you're Bills wife
Rei6661313: no
RegentTigress: and I screwed bills wife
RegentTigress: then i screwed you
RegentTigress: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP!
RegentTigress: damn you.
Rei6661313: bill is a taco
RegentTigress: haha
RegentTigress: no
Rei6661313: im married to the letter d
RegentTigress: because tacos aren't allowed to marry, and tacos lack a penis
RegentTigress: That was crass of me.
RegentTigress: I apologize.
RegentTigress: My name is Lawrence.
RegentTigress: And I'm very sorry about the past few minutes.
RegentTigress: This is what happens when you let little brothers use your comp, right?
Rei6661313: im an only chile
Rei6661313: child*
RegentTigress: Consider yourself very lucky
RegentTigress: I'm so very sorry about all this, I'll make sure they won't bother you again
Rei6661313: ok but i still doubt ur name
RegentTigress: Pardon?
Rei6661313: and i lied
RegentTigress: I can't imagine why.
Rei6661313: my name is sandra robins
RegentTigress: Surley not of the Robins of Whiteclif?
Rei6661313: im a Lutenant in the us marines so nope
RegentTigress: Oh. You're an American?
Rei6661313: yes
RegentTigress: How very odd. I thought you were one of their friends from school
Rei6661313: im 17
Rei6661313: its marines reserves
RegentTigress: Oh dear, I'm so very sorry, they're two rotten ten year olds
Rei6661313: what was that?
RegentTigress: The two annoying children typing random things to you were my brother and my younger cousin
Rei6661313: ooh who is this?
RegentTigress: I happened to walk by the comp and saw the word 'penis' and decided to intervene ... lawrence, I'm the one "babysitting" the two of them
Rei6661313: ooh really?
RegentTigress: Yes, my parents are out at a friends house and left me with the brats
Rei6661313: i see, maybe you could tell me your age and city?
RegentTigress: I gave up on trying to make them go to bed, but harassing random people the net is unexcusable... and to a military person, of all things - you've no idea how horrible I feel
Rei6661313: dont wory about it
Rei6661313: im military reserves for a scholorship
RegentTigress: That's very honorable of you, Ms Robins
Rei6661313: i have a decent rank but still reserves, when im home im just a normal girl
Rei6661313: but where are you located?
RegentTigress: Durham
Rei6661313: Durham?
Rei6661313: how is it?
RegentTigress: gorgeous
Rei6661313: ooh i can imagine
RegentTigress: even at four am when you're babysitting two brats
RegentTigress: I'm reading over what they said, you have no idea of how awful I feel
Rei6661313: well maybe ill have the chance to transfer there for a while and give em a scare
RegentTigress: If you do, you must let me know and I'll let you beat them in approved American style my normal SN is grimmmonkay
RegentTigress: I have no idea what sn this is or where they got it
Rei6661313: ooh i see thankyou
RegentTigress: Not a problem at all. So what's the American military service like?
Rei6661313: id tell you but unfortionately id prefer if you stopped lieing to me
RegentTigress: pardon?
RegentTigress: I'm afraid I'm a little confused, Ms. Robins
Rei6661313: well a possesed pudding located me through buddyring, lets people on aim find other aim people's buddies
RegentTigress: If I was techsavvy enough to understand that I'm sure I'd be impressed.
RegentTigress: Unfortunatly I'm not...
Rei6661313: she asked me id i knew why you wanted to take her shirt off
RegentTigress: I believe that'd be Rodneys doing
RegentTigress: not mine
RegentTigress: Little brats, remember? Good. Now I can add sexual harassment onto their list of offenses tonight
Rei6661313: dont forget the fact that happened while you were talking to me
RegentTigress: I assure you it didn't
Rei6661313: do you realize that the police can trace a terminal of access through aol instant messenger?
RegentTigress: And why would the bobbies want to do that?
RegentTigress: hello/
Rei6661313: because sexual harassment is an offence punishable by placing someone into juvinile hall or a federal prision
RegentTigress: Miss, I'm really quite sorry, but they're just a pair of harmless ten year olds, and this was all just a big mistake
RegentTigress: and besides... I AM THE POLICE!
Rei6661313: please give me your information, if you cooperate i will not take any action and no you arte not
Rei6661313: are*
RegentTigress: My information?
RegentTigress: Sorry, just a joke to lessen the tension
RegentTigress: I must say they teach you a great deal about intimidation techniques in the military, here I am, innocent as a new babe, and scared witless
RegentTigress: the police bit
Rei6661313: name, age, gender, country, city, area code
RegentTigress: name: Lawrence Hutchingston
Rei6661313: and this is not intimidation
RegentTigress: Age: 19.. it's quite intimidating
RegentTigress: gender: male
RegentTigress: Country: Uk
RegentTigress: city: Durham
RegentTigress: and area code? is that like the american version of a postcode?
Rei6661313: the three didgets at the begining of your phone number
RegentTigress: oh, we have four here
RegentTigress: 1913
Rei6661313: the one is not required
RegentTigress: once again, my tech savvy is lacking
Rei6661313: ive noticed
At this point I wandered away... How very odd that I have been forced into intimidating people so very often recently! Craziness! If you all want to give my sn to random people and claim I'm someone else, by all means, go right ahead, it's quite fun!
Posted by Regent
at 12:05 AM EST
Updated: Monday, 21 March 2005 12:07 AM EST
