Forced. Again.
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: Thioa Thong by R Kelly
Topic: Forced!
Forced again. This time by a crazy man claiming to be... well just read it!


ANTISMITH420: greetings
RegentTigress: Hello
ANTISMITH420: are you this katie i have been hearing about?
RegentTigress: No...
RegentTigress: my names monica
RegentTigress: who's this?
ANTISMITH420: I know for a fact that you are named Katie, my ex Ed gave me this sn.
RegentTigress: lol, no hunny, I think you're confused
RegentTigress: I'm Monica, a friend of a girl named Regent who at times is referred to as Katie...
RegentTigress: but mostly we just call her 'silk' because she's slippery like that
ANTISMITH420: okay well tell Ed the next time you see him that his ex-boyfriend will be down in Phoenix this spring break and wants to get together.
ANTISMITH420: t's been so damn long since he held me in his caress that I simply can't stand it anymore"
RegentTigress: Um. I don't know an Ed.
RegentTigress: wait...
RegentTigress: LORON!
RegentTigress: omg
RegentTigress: you're such a retard, Loron!
ANTISMITH420: well, you know Katie, who thinks that Ed is straight, and is therefore dating him, so tell her to tell him.
RegentTigress: okay
RegentTigress: Loron
RegentTigress: knock it off!
RegentTigress: you're so retarded.
ANTISMITH420: this is carl
RegentTigress: Lol, hold on, "carl", Regent justcame home and wants to talk to you "carl" (lol, bye Loron)
ANTISMITH420: righto, but moving right along... Ed tells me you're pretty good at sucking the cock, I want to know if you're as good as I was?"
RegentTigress: Hey, sorry about that, I think monica was a little confused... anyway, who are you copying and pasting from?
RegentTigress: or is there another reason why everything you say is half in quotes?
ANTISMITH420: sorry babe
ANTISMITH420: im not
ANTISMITH420: :copy and pasting"
RegentTigress: Why are you half quoting everything you say? it's driving me nuts
ANTISMITH420: sorry
ANTISMITH420: ill trry not to
RegentTigress: thanks
RegentTigress: so who is this?
RegentTigress: Carl?
ANTISMITH420: this is Carl
RegentTigress: Cool. And how do you know Ed?
ANTISMITH420: I'm Ed's ex-boyfriend.
RegentTigress: Ed's bi? He seemed pretty straight last night
RegentTigress: but hey, I'm bi, so that makes it okay
ANTISMITH420: yeah, well when I met him he was feeling up a chick in the mall.
ANTISMITH420: then he winked at me and we hit it off.
RegentTigress: what a sweet love story
ANTISMITH420: well, he moans like a porn star so be warned.
RegentTigress: I already know
RegentTigress: Did he ever use the harness on you?
ANTISMITH420: nope, that was a gift I gave him after our first "encounter"...
RegentTigress: aw, how sweet! hey, are you up for a threesome? I think he's too much man for me to take alone.
RegentTigress: hello?
ANTISMITH420: I would, but I'm not really into girls at all...
RegentTigress: That's okay, I'll wear a strap on.
ANTISMITH420: I prefer hes dick
RegentTigress: kk, you take that, and I'll take something else
RegentTigress: so how long were you and Ed dating?
RegentTigress: hello?
RegentTigress: /pout
ANTISMITH420: hold on for a moment
RegentTigress: NO!
ANTISMITH420: i have to piss
RegentTigress: fine.
RegentTigress: you have my permission.
RegentTigress: WAIT! I REVOKE MY PERMISSION!
ANTISMITH420: ok i am back
RegentTigress: That's right.
ANTISMITH420: we were together about two months, during that time we fucked like rabbits.
RegentTigress: Because I revoked my permission
RegentTigress: really? How fun!
RegentTigress: I've never been into bestiality, but that must be nice for you
ANTISMITH420: yeah, there was that one time with a stray dog... Ed was really into it, and into the dog, if you catch my drift...
RegentTigress: how fun!
RegentTigress: he's never done that with me : (
RegentTigress: but we haven't been dating that long
RegentTigress: so I can't be jealous
ANTISMITH420: I know he's not that big, but he's big where it counts, heart. I know this sounds silly but I just can't see him up and leaving without so much as saying goodbye, especially after that one night in the back of his car... wow...
RegentTigress: he wasn't that big for you? I guess he likes girls more.
RegentTigress: Or maybe you're just not that good : )
ANTISMITH420: ohhhh i was good honey
RegentTigress: oooh I doubt it
ANTISMITH420: you can even ask him
RegentTigress: RegentTigress: who's better in the bedroom, me or carl??
Freohr: you for sure
ANTISMITH420: Well, hey Katie, it's been nice talking to you... I've gotta run, and tell Monica I'm sorry if I freaked her out. And in answer to your statement about him liking girls more... the penis size was measured against mine, which has been classified as immense by several porn directors. and I doubt he likes girls more, a cutie in a halter flashed him her tits one day and he said that she better put 'em away before she got cold... then commenced to feel my package.
ANTISMITH420: but have a nice one hun...

Forced again!
Mood:  caffeinated
Now Playing: What's your fantasy by Luda!
Topic: Forced!
I WIN! Once again... forced into impersonating people! This is really quite amusing, I was bored, and bored bored bored - then BAM! I was provided by the fates with a way to be entertained! MWUAHA!


Rei6661313: boo
RegentTigress: oooh, scary
RegentTigress: who is this?
Rei6661313: u becca?
Rei6661313: this is reanna
Rei6661313: it u becka?
RegentTigress: yes, I'm becca
Rei6661313: ooh hey, did w have math homework?
RegentTigress: yeah, 17-41 odd section 10.1
Rei6661313: 10.1?
RegentTigress: I think that's right, lemme check
Rei6661313: i thout we were in section 24
RegentTigress: yeah, sorry, I saw the wrong assignment
RegentTigress: okay, all the odd problems in the practice section from friday
Rei6661313: so when tony n u gonna get me friday?
RegentTigress: hehe, it's a suprise...
RegentTigress: which involves a dog collar...
RegentTigress: oops, hehe
Rei6661313: nice try, tonys dead hun
RegentTigress: we'll probably pick you up around eight
RegentTigress: that's why its such a suprise
Rei6661313: who are u and why u on becca's name?
RegentTigress: I'm sorry... please don't tell her
RegentTigress: My name's Josh
Rei6661313: i wont, why u on josh?
RegentTigress: I've been seeing becca for a while now, and I was kind of worried that she might be dating other guys
RegentTigress: I'm very jealous, and she's very pretty
Rei6661313: becca is a lesbian...
Rei6661313: i want the truth
RegentTigress: Very funny. If she's a lesbian... oh. So that's why...
RegentTigress: Oh dear lord.
RegentTigress: She..
RegentTigress: that's why she never wants anything but oral from me!
Rei6661313: liar
RegentTigress: Okay, do you really promise not to tell anyone?
Rei6661313: i wont i promise
RegentTigress: This is becca... I'm just freaking everyone out! It's a lot of fun!
Rei6661313: ur not becca
Rei6661313: i can tell
RegentTigress: I didn't feel like talking to anyone, so I just kind of decided to start screwing with them
Rei6661313: u lie
RegentTigress: You're right. I'm not Becca. I'm the NEW Becca
RegentTigress: I'm her dobbleghanger
Rei6661313: no u arent
RegentTigress: Fine...
RegentTigress: my name is...
RegentTigress: Wes.
Rei6661313: please tell me the truth
Rei6661313: wes?
RegentTigress: Yeah
Rei6661313: where u from?
RegentTigress: Your dreams ; )
Rei6661313: no really wes
RegentTigress: Canada
Rei6661313: where?
RegentTigress: CANADA
RegentTigress: the place with the CAN and the ADA in its name
Rei6661313: i mean where in?
RegentTigress: On-tar-EEE-o
RegentTigress: I'm not one of those damn quebecians
Rei6661313: ooh nice area up there, town?
RegentTigress: downtown ontario
Rei6661313: ooh city boy?
RegentTigress: More like City Girl
RegentTigress: but I can be a boy if you want it
Rei6661313: wes a girl?
RegentTigress: yeah
Rei6661313: really...
RegentTigress: nickname
Rei6661313: ooh
RegentTigress: short for West
Rei6661313: got a bf?
RegentTigress: No
Rei6661313: ooh, any reason?
RegentTigress: I'm verrrry single and verrrry into either sex, if you catch my drift
Rei6661313: ooh
Rei6661313: u rp?
RegentTigress: every now and then
RegentTigress: mostly I just do lines of strippers
Rei6661313: eh boaring
RegentTigress: *lines off of strippers
RegentTigress: I'm kinda new to this whole rp thing
RegentTigress: my friend just got me started
RegentTigress: his name is Juan
RegentTigress: he's cool
RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
Rei6661313: ok
RegentTigress: No, but anyway, my name is Salih, call me "West" or "Wes" if you want
Rei6661313: ill use wes
RegentTigress: 'cause I was originally from Cali, so that's that
Rei6661313: my cousin in ny is named wes
RegentTigress: really? awesome!
RegentTigress: I kinda hate it, everyone thinks I'm a guy
RegentTigress: is your cousin a guy?
Rei6661313: yea, he got a gf in az
RegentTigress: that's cool
RegentTigress: I used to have a friend named Avia who lived down there
RegentTigress: he got hit by a truck... he was kinda dumb.
Rei6661313: aww sowwie
RegentTigress: hehe
RegentTigress: I'm sorry.
RegentTigress: I was lying; again.
RegentTigress: my real name is BILL!
RegentTigress: You're so clever
RegentTigress: you caught my lying!
Rei6661313: uhhuh
RegentTigress: Bill bill bill
RegentTigress: Bill the Bull is what they call me
Rei6661313: bill sucks as a name
RegentTigress: YOU SUCK AS A NAME
RegentTigress: I mean, think about it
RegentTigress: if your name was 'you'
RegentTigress: that would suck.
RegentTigress: Will you marrry me?
RegentTigress: Let's go to Vegas~
RegentTigress: run away with me, run away with me, Bill!
RegentTigress: Wait.
RegentTigress: I'm Bill,.
RegentTigress: STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY IDENTITY!
Rei6661313: ur not named bill
Rei6661313: bill
RegentTigress: Aren't I?
RegentTigress: Oh.
RegentTigress: What's my name?
Rei6661313: nope
RegentTigress: Say my name, say my name!
RegentTigress: Destinys child is a lamestock
Rei6661313: hmmm....patsy?
RegentTigress: Patsy
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: that's not my name
Rei6661313: a
RegentTigress: although you can patsy me down if you want ; )
RegentTigress: hahaha!
RegentTigress: I'm such a clever bean! I have puns!
Rei6661313: beans are stupid
Rei6661313: they dont know theyre seeds
RegentTigress: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?
Rei6661313: maybe
RegentTigress: Oh.
RegentTigress: But I thought you loved me, Bill!
RegentTigress: We were going to run away together and get married in Vegas!
Rei6661313: i didnt say that
RegentTigress: Yes you did!
RegentTigress: Stop lying Bill!
RegentTigress: STOP IT!
Rei6661313: bill doesnt love you
RegentTigress: NOOOOOOOOO!
RegentTigress: that's okay
RegentTigress: I screwed his wife
Rei6661313: and im reanna
RegentTigress: Oh
RegentTigress: So I screwed you then?
Rei6661313: the dove
RegentTigress: If you're Bills wife
Rei6661313: no
RegentTigress: and I screwed bills wife
RegentTigress: then i screwed you
RegentTigress: YOU GAVE ME THE CLAP!
RegentTigress: damn you.
Rei6661313: bill is a taco
RegentTigress: haha
RegentTigress: no
Rei6661313: im married to the letter d
RegentTigress: because tacos aren't allowed to marry, and tacos lack a penis
RegentTigress: That was crass of me.
RegentTigress: I apologize.
RegentTigress: My name is Lawrence.
RegentTigress: And I'm very sorry about the past few minutes.
RegentTigress: This is what happens when you let little brothers use your comp, right?
Rei6661313: im an only chile
Rei6661313: child*
RegentTigress: Consider yourself very lucky
RegentTigress: I'm so very sorry about all this, I'll make sure they won't bother you again
Rei6661313: ok but i still doubt ur name
RegentTigress: Pardon?
Rei6661313: and i lied
RegentTigress: I can't imagine why.
Rei6661313: my name is sandra robins
RegentTigress: Surley not of the Robins of Whiteclif?
Rei6661313: im a Lutenant in the us marines so nope
RegentTigress: Oh. You're an American?
Rei6661313: yes
RegentTigress: How very odd. I thought you were one of their friends from school
Rei6661313: im 17
Rei6661313: its marines reserves
RegentTigress: Oh dear, I'm so very sorry, they're two rotten ten year olds
Rei6661313: what was that?
RegentTigress: The two annoying children typing random things to you were my brother and my younger cousin
Rei6661313: ooh who is this?
RegentTigress: I happened to walk by the comp and saw the word 'penis' and decided to intervene ... lawrence, I'm the one "babysitting" the two of them
Rei6661313: ooh really?
RegentTigress: Yes, my parents are out at a friends house and left me with the brats
Rei6661313: i see, maybe you could tell me your age and city?
RegentTigress: I gave up on trying to make them go to bed, but harassing random people the net is unexcusable... and to a military person, of all things - you've no idea how horrible I feel
Rei6661313: dont wory about it
Rei6661313: im military reserves for a scholorship
RegentTigress: That's very honorable of you, Ms Robins
Rei6661313: i have a decent rank but still reserves, when im home im just a normal girl
Rei6661313: but where are you located?
RegentTigress: Durham
Rei6661313: Durham?
Rei6661313: how is it?
RegentTigress: gorgeous
Rei6661313: ooh i can imagine
RegentTigress: even at four am when you're babysitting two brats
RegentTigress: I'm reading over what they said, you have no idea of how awful I feel
Rei6661313: well maybe ill have the chance to transfer there for a while and give em a scare
RegentTigress: If you do, you must let me know and I'll let you beat them in approved American style my normal SN is grimmmonkay
RegentTigress: I have no idea what sn this is or where they got it
Rei6661313: ooh i see thankyou
RegentTigress: Not a problem at all. So what's the American military service like?
Rei6661313: id tell you but unfortionately id prefer if you stopped lieing to me
RegentTigress: pardon?
RegentTigress: I'm afraid I'm a little confused, Ms. Robins
Rei6661313: well a possesed pudding located me through buddyring, lets people on aim find other aim people's buddies
RegentTigress: If I was techsavvy enough to understand that I'm sure I'd be impressed.
RegentTigress: Unfortunatly I'm not...
Rei6661313: she asked me id i knew why you wanted to take her shirt off
RegentTigress: I believe that'd be Rodneys doing
RegentTigress: not mine
RegentTigress: Little brats, remember? Good. Now I can add sexual harassment onto their list of offenses tonight
Rei6661313: dont forget the fact that happened while you were talking to me
RegentTigress: I assure you it didn't
Rei6661313: do you realize that the police can trace a terminal of access through aol instant messenger?
RegentTigress: And why would the bobbies want to do that?
RegentTigress: hello/
Rei6661313: because sexual harassment is an offence punishable by placing someone into juvinile hall or a federal prision
RegentTigress: Miss, I'm really quite sorry, but they're just a pair of harmless ten year olds, and this was all just a big mistake
RegentTigress: and besides... I AM THE POLICE!
Rei6661313: please give me your information, if you cooperate i will not take any action and no you arte not
Rei6661313: are*
RegentTigress: My information?
RegentTigress: Sorry, just a joke to lessen the tension
RegentTigress: I must say they teach you a great deal about intimidation techniques in the military, here I am, innocent as a new babe, and scared witless
RegentTigress: the police bit
Rei6661313: name, age, gender, country, city, area code
RegentTigress: name: Lawrence Hutchingston
Rei6661313: and this is not intimidation
RegentTigress: Age: 19.. it's quite intimidating
RegentTigress: gender: male
RegentTigress: Country: Uk
RegentTigress: city: Durham
RegentTigress: and area code? is that like the american version of a postcode?
Rei6661313: the three didgets at the begining of your phone number
RegentTigress: oh, we have four here
RegentTigress: 1913
Rei6661313: the one is not required
RegentTigress: once again, my tech savvy is lacking
Rei6661313: ive noticed

At this point I wandered away... How very odd that I have been forced into intimidating people so very often recently! Craziness! If you all want to give my sn to random people and claim I'm someone else, by all means, go right ahead, it's quite fun!

Not by choice!
Mood:  incredulous
Now Playing: oye me canto
Topic: Forced!
This happened just today... apparently my name is now ED! Okay, Weihao asked me to edit this so his SN is no longer on it - and in return, he's going to admit that I'm not Ed. Hurray. So I'm editing it and cutting out his SN, replacing it with "Cheney"

RegentTigress: Weihao!
Cheney: What?
RegentTigress: I haven't talked to you in forever.
Cheney: It has only been a few days.
RegentTigress: But I've missed you so!
RegentTigress: And I feel compelled to tell you (and your big mouth - you told everyone else) that I don't really have a girlfriend
Cheney: You put this upon yourself.
RegentTigress: nor has Ed ever hand cuffed me to a bed... and whatever other insane things I told you were probably jokes too.
Cheney: Too late.
RegentTigress: too late for what?
Cheney: Too late to retract your statement.
RegentTigress: I think someone just wants to think I have a girlfriend
Cheney: Some people continue to believe that statement.
RegentTigress: like who? anyone I know/ ought to know?
Cheney: No, they are just people
Cheney: Andrew thinks you're Ed.
RegentTigress: ... did he not see the pics of me?
Cheney: He thinks those are of some random person.
RegentTigress: He's demented.
Cheney: You are.
RegentTigress: True
RegentTigress: But so is the whole world
Cheney: No.
RegentTigress: yes
Cheney: NO.
Cheney: BECAUSE YOU'RE ED.
RegentTigress: Ugh
RegentTigress: You're demented
RegentTigress: what would it take to prove I'm not Ed?
Cheney: You and Ed would have to physically be at Wooster.
Cheney: With ID
RegentTigress: Other than that
Cheney: You and Ed would have to both be in a extremely-hard-to-doctor photograph.
RegentTigress: I don't have any pics of me with Ed
Cheney: Because YOU ARE ED.
RegentTigress: Do you know what Garrett looks like? I have a pic of me with him
Cheney: No, I don't know what Garrett looks like.
Cheney: And you could still be Ed.
RegentTigress: you're paranoid
RegentTigress: all you ohioians are PARANOID
Cheney: Ed would do something like this.
RegentTigress: what's something Ed would NEVER EVER say?
RegentTigress: Because I'll say it
RegentTigress: probably.
RegentTigress: Unless it's something demented
Cheney: Yeah, type something over the internet because "Ed wouldn't say it"
Cheney: and suddenly you're not Ed?
RegentTigress: okay, maybe I'm more trusting then some bitter people I know
RegentTigress: Ask me something only I would know
RegentTigress: wait
RegentTigress: you don't know me well enough to do that.
RegentTigress: Never mind.
Cheney: Right, Ed.
RegentTigress: It's funny 'cause I'm not Ed
RegentTigress: but don't worry
RegentTigress: you'll get your damn pic soon enough
RegentTigress: and his debate partner person is coming down next week, so she'll tell you I exist
Cheney: Right.
RegentTigress: unless I don't meet her... 'cause my springbreak isn't the same time as theirs...
RegentTigress: damn.
RegentTigress: that sucks
Cheney: Hannah Tierny?
RegentTigress: um... okay
RegentTigress: I don't know her name
RegentTigress: actually... Ed doesn't want me to meet her : (
Cheney: You should, Ed.
Cheney: You debated with her for a year
>RegentTigress: You are so stupid
RegentTigress: it's funny
RegentTigress: actually, it would be funny... if it wasn't so sad
RegentTigress: Wait... if you think I'm Ed... then you think I'm a guy!
Cheney: Yeah, I bet.
RegentTigress: That means I can say dirty things and not get in trouble 'cause I'm a girl
RegentTigress: is this font more manly?
Cheney: No, you're just Ed.
RegentTigress: Well; you're a virgin.
RegentTigress: Is that something a guy would say?
RegentTigress: I'm not good at this whole being a guy thing - mostly because I lack male DNA
Cheney: Hah!
Cheney: It's not the DNA.
RegentTigress: Okay. What is it?
RegentTigress: Wait
RegentTigress: no
Cheney: But I guess someone who failed biology wouldn't know that. Ed.
RegentTigress: I failed biology?
RegentTigress: Okay.
RegentTigress: What other stupid things have I done?
RegentTigress: Oh, remember that time we picked up that prostitute?
Cheney: Shut up Ed
RegentTigress: I have a question.
RegentTigress: Hypothetically
RegentTigress: if I wasn't Ed... would you be sorry that you thought I was? Are you going to apologize when you figure out I'm ME?
RegentTigress: Or are you going to be mean\
Cheney: Look, Ed, it's real "cute" you're trying to pretend you have a girlfriend suddenly when you're in Arizona, but it won't work.
RegentTigress: Weihao
RegentTigress: you're gonna make me cry
RegentTigress: stop it
RegentTigress: brb phonage
RegentTigress: back
RegentTigress: It wasn't anyone you know
Cheney: Oh, right, Ed.
RegentTigress: Unless you know Troy
RegentTigress: which I hope you don't
RegentTigress: Seriously, though, when you find out I'm not Ed, are you going to apologize to me?
Cheney: No
Cheney: Because you probably are,
RegentTigress: Okay. I give up. You're right - I'm Ed.
RegentTigress: I have a penis!
RegentTigress: I'm from Ohio
RegentTigress: like Little Bow Wow
Cheney: I'm glad you realize that.
RegentTigress: Me too.
RegentTigress: I'm glad I'm Ed
RegentTigress: rather than one of Katie's exboyfriends
RegentTigress: they're much stupider than me.
Cheney: Right, "Katie".
RegentTigress: No
RegentTigress: I'm Ed
RegentTigress: stop calling me people I'm not!
RegentTigress: First you call me Katie, than Ed, and now its back to Katie
RegentTigress: make up your mind or I'll just have to go do some heroin
Cheney: Look, Ed, you aren't fooling anyone.
RegentTigress: Really? Damn.
RegentTigress: I had thought I was being so clever
RegentTigress: by being Ed pretending to be a girl pretending to be Ed
Cheney: Dude, shut up.
RegentTigress: Okay.
RegentTigress: I'll try.
RegentTigress: But it's hard.
RegentTigress: because I'm...
RegentTigress: wait.
RegentTigress: damn.
RegentTigress: who am I again?
Cheney:
RegentTigress: George.
RegentTigress: That's me,
RegentTigress: and I sell ... TOASTERS!
Cheney: Right
RegentTigress: I'm hungry.
RegentTigress: what's my favorite food? You know me better than I do.
RegentTigress: I can't even remember who I am
RegentTigress: wait!
Cheney: Yeah
RegentTigress: What if I'm just pretending to be hungry?!
RegentTigress: I'm so lost.
Cheney: You're so gay, Ed.
RegentTigress: But I thought I didn't have a girlfriend in Ohio... Oh. That's right. I have a penis. So that would be heterosexual.
Cheney: That makes no sense.
RegentTigress: If she has a vagina, and I have a penis, then it's heterosexual... so I'm not gay.
RegentTigress: But that's right - I don't have a girlfriend in Ohio... so I'm assexual?
Cheney: Shut up.
RegentTigress: wait, who are you? Are you pretending to be someone else, or is it just me who does that?
Cheney: :/ :/ :/
RegentTigress: Wow. Three of them!
RegentTigress: Kind of like Ed, Katie and George
RegentTigress: which one am I?
Cheney: :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
Cheney: Now it's just annoying.
RegentTigress: Wow. That's like bukkake.
RegentTigress: All those people in one body.
RegentTigress: Sure it is, Weihao... or shall I say Dick Cheney?
Cheney: That's disgusting.
RegentTigress: Why? because you're on the verge of a heart attack constantly?
Cheney: No, because you mentioned "bukakke"
RegentTigress: Oh
RegentTigress: bukkake is an art form!
Cheney: It's a degeneracy from Japan.
RegentTigress: An art form from Japan
Cheney: Whatever.
RegentTigress: No
RegentTigress: you must respect the native art of Japan!
Cheney: It's plain disgusting.
RegentTigress: why?
Cheney: Just what it is.
Cheney: It's degenerate.
Cheney: It's perverted.
Cheney: It's disgusting.
RegentTigress: You're degenerate
RegentTigress: perverted
RegentTigress: and disgusting
RegentTigress: pretending to be Dick Cheney!
RegentTigress: that's SICK
Cheney: Even if I was pretending to be Dick Cheney, there is a huge difference between that and "bukakke"
RegentTigress: Not really
RegentTigress: Dick is much worse
Cheney: How so?
RegentTigress: because he's FAT
RegentTigress: and DUMB
RegentTigress: and EVIL
RegentTigress: and is on the verge of a heart attack
RegentTigress: atleast bukkake is nice to look at
Cheney: That's degenerate
Cheney: Define "bukakke".
RegentTigress: oh you've never seen it?
RegentTigress: No wonder you're so cynical.
Cheney: No, I just want you to define "bukakke".
RegentTigress: it's when one woman has sex with over four men
RegentTigress: one after the other
Cheney: No.
RegentTigress: yes!
Cheney: It's quite specific.
RegentTigress: is it?
RegentTigress: Define it for me
RegentTigress: because I'm ignorant
Cheney: It's a practise in Japan where a woman is buried in sand and multiple men ejaculate over her.
Cheney: Buried in sand so the head remains.
RegentTigress: oh, that's even more fun than what I thought it was.
Cheney: That's disgusting.
RegentTigress: Do I sound like Ed right now? I don't want to break character.
Cheney: This is why Andrew hates you.
RegentTigress: me as in Ed or me as in George or me as in Katie?
Cheney: Okay.
RegentTigress: WHICH ONE?
RegentTigress: answer the QUESTION MR WEIHAO
RegentTigress: if that's your REAL NAME
RegentTigress: sorry, I've switched into McCoy from Law and Order
Cheney: Shut up.
RegentTigress: I'll try
RegentTigress: OH NO
RegentTigress: I'VE FAILED
RegentTigress: kinda like I failed in my quest for the Ring
RegentTigress: oh no
RegentTigress: now I'm Matthias!
RegentTigress: nooooo!
Cheney: No you're not.
Cheney: You don't know him well enough.
RegentTigress: okay
RegentTigress: right now
RegentTigress: who do you think I am?
RegentTigress: because I got a little lost with the last message
Cheney: Gay.
RegentTigress: that's not who you think I am
RegentTigress: that's WHAT you think I am
Cheney: Right.
RegentTigress: who am I?
RegentTigress: I'm George
RegentTigress: okay
RegentTigress: George, george, george, I'm George!
RegentTigress: Carlin. I make grills!
RegentTigress: wait
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: george carlin is that comedian
RegentTigress: not the grill guy
Cheney: BOOO
RegentTigress: woot!
RegentTigress: it's a ghost!
RegentTigress: Wait!
RegentTigress: That's a hood!
RegentTigress: IT'S THE KKK! RUN FOR IT!
Cheney: You're being awfully annoying today.
RegentTigress: who?
RegentTigress: me?
RegentTigress: who is me?
RegentTigress: I don't understand who you want me to be.
Cheney: Andrew hates you
Cheney: And so does Matthias.
RegentTigress: Okay
RegentTigress: are you reffering to me as Ed, George, or Regent?
RegentTigress: Because I'm really quite lost.
RegentTigress: but hey...
RegentTigress: I have something to tell you
RegentTigress: My real name
RegentTigress: and who I really am
RegentTigress: ....I'm YOU!
RegentTigress: MWUAHA.
Cheney: Shut up.
RegentTigress: Okay.
RegentTigress:


You've got to love it when people FORCE you to impersonate other people... hehe! By the way... Let's all go kick Majels ass! WOOOOOOT!

Posted by Regent at 6:34 PM EST

Updated: Saturday, 19 March 2005 7:47 PM EST

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