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mischieviousNow Playing: Put your dreams away by Frank Sinatra
Topic: Harrassing D&D kids
Oh My God. I have just crossed the line into ultimate cruelty. I finally broke the barrier between casual poking fun at D&D kids into full blown deception. I don't know how many of you remember Charles, the mark we picked for my advertising campiagn. Well, when Alex figured we had collected enough for a great showcase job, he told me to pull the plug, so I blocked him. Then, I unblocked everyone on my buddy list, and he popped up again today.... HAHAHA! I somehow managed to go from zombies to alex trebek! There was another half to the convo, but that's the part Alex demands I don't reveal because he wants it for an advert of somesort. So here it is, in all its lovely retardation. Oh, and I'm changing his SN becuse I need him again for the advert, meaning I can't have anoyne saying "HEY! CHECK THIS OUT!" Hehe.
RegentTigress: OMG!
Streetsk8ing13: huh
RegentTigress: I got BIT!
RegentTigress: and it HURT!
Streetsk8ing13: by?
RegentTigress: I don't know!
RegentTigress: it was completly random!
RegentTigress: I didn't do a thing to deserve this!
Streetsk8ing13: .....
RegentTigress: okay, so maybe I did a couple of things
RegentTigress: oh god it's bleeding!
Streetsk8ing13: .........
RegentTigress: OUCH! goddamN!
Streetsk8ing13: i doubt more then a couple
RegentTigress: fuck! it burns! it burns!
Streetsk8ing13: on your arm?
RegentTigress: yeah
Streetsk8ing13: lft arm
RegentTigress: no, right
Streetsk8ing13: ahh
RegentTigress: its like holy shit, the flesh isn't there
RegentTigress: just agggggggggggh
Streetsk8ing13: you want help or pity?
RegentTigress: help!
Streetsk8ing13: ok then
Streetsk8ing13: fill your sink with very hot water. fill it with salt, and dunk for 5 minutes
Streetsk8ing13: then do the same with colf
Streetsk8ing13: *cold
RegentTigress: kk, does it make any difference that they were a salvation army worker??
Streetsk8ing13: ??
Streetsk8ing13: what?
RegentTigress: he was a salvation army worker perosn
Streetsk8ing13: what the fuck are you talking about
RegentTigress: the guy who bit me
Streetsk8ing13: the one who was bit?
Streetsk8ing13: oh
Streetsk8ing13: you said it was random
RegentTigress: it was
RegentTigress: he was some guy on a corner with a bucket
RegentTigress: I was walking past him
Streetsk8ing13: and you didn't know what bit you
RegentTigress: and he gnawed on my arm
RegentTigress: I'm not exactly coherent right now! I just had a chunk of flesh ripped off of my arm!Streetsk8ing13: go do what i told ya. then i'll figure it out and get details
RegentTigress: he was like "Spare change for the - BITE!"
RegentTigress: kk, be back in five
Streetsk8ing13: ok
Streetsk8ing13: theres two explinationsthat seem rational
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Streetsk8ing13: he's turninginto a zombie, an dinfecte you, or agent of god who knows all your bad deeds and smiting you..... that or some psycho who loves to bite random women
Streetsk8ing13: but the last ones not so conherent
Streetsk8ing13 is away at 4:37:41 PM.
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Auto response from Streetsk8ing13: I am away from my computer right now.
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Streetsk8ing13 returned at 4:48:03 PM.
Streetsk8ing13: had to drop my car off
RegentTigress: coo
Streetsk8ing13: due for inspection and all
RegentTigress: it really hurts, it like wont stop bleeding
Streetsk8ing13: hospital
RegentTigress: not that bad
Streetsk8ing13: the bleeding slowed downa bit then?
RegentTigress: it'll stop, but then it will randomly start again randomly, mostly if I just look at it
RegentTigress: so I'm trying not to look at it
RegentTigress: its disgusting looking anyway
Streetsk8ing13: have you tried peroxide?
RegentTigress: yeah, I poured some on
RegentTigress: its like four points, and then everything within that is gone
RegentTigress: he was all wierd looking
Streetsk8ing13: i can think of a lot you've doen to deserve it
RegentTigress: yeah, yeah, I'm evil
Streetsk8ing13: i know you can too
Streetsk8ing13: not evil
RegentTigress: what matters more is the fact that some asshole bit me and I don't know why
Streetsk8ing13: he can see your aura
Streetsk8ing13: that or he's a zombie
RegentTigress: but he was normal
Streetsk8ing13: think i can get a pic of itr?
RegentTigress: I'll try and find my cam tonight
Streetsk8ing13: or a drawing of it
RegentTigress: yeah, I can draw it quick
Streetsk8ing13: make sure it's got the right points
RegentTigress: kk
Streetsk8ing13: i'd need the pic by like 6 your time because i have to get up early
RegentTigress: yeah, I prolly wont find my cam by that time, let me just draw it
RegentTigress: kk, I've got the drawing
RegentTigress wants to directly connect.
Streetsk8ing13 is now directly connected.
Streetsk8ing13: just can't type for a miunute
RegentTigress:
RegentTigress: the points are the deepest part, and the middle part is a lot less deep
RegentTigress: and the points are what hurt really bad, the middle part just kinda stings a bit
Streetsk8ing13: can't say i know to much about it without a pic
RegentTigress: did you get the drawing?
Streetsk8ing13: your art skills are just as good as mine
Streetsk8ing13: yeah
RegentTigress: heh
RegentTigress: what do you think he was? do I need to kill him?
Streetsk8ing13: dont need to kill him
RegentTigress: aw. damn.
Streetsk8ing13: trying to think how i can get rid of the pain for ya
RegentTigress: I don't mind the pain, I've dealt with worse, I just want to know what it was/why it bit me/if I'm in serious shit
Streetsk8ing13: was there any smoke or anythign when you dipped you arm into the water?
RegentTigress: I didn't notice, I shut my eyes
RegentTigress: it bled a bit
Streetsk8ing13: i can tell it's serious shit yes. i dont know exactrly what it was, or why
Streetsk8ing13: i want you to do the same thing, just dip it in for a few second. then do the same with cold water. extremely cold
Streetsk8ing13: cold enough where eskimos woul dshiver
RegentTigress: kk, brb
RegentTigress: kk, back
Streetsk8ing13: did you look?
RegentTigress: when I put it in the hot water, it bled a little and this wierd scented smoke kinda came out
RegentTigress: the cold water, it stopped bleeding and more of the smoke came out, but there wasn't the scent
Streetsk8ing13: the scents normal from the hot and the colds right. the smoke i can't say. might be the salt mixing with blood and the aquatic conditions it was in
Streetsk8ing13: the bleedign and pain stopped, right?
RegentTigress: bleeding yes but pain no
RegentTigress: the middle part stopped hurting, its just kinda numb, and when I move it hurts a little, but the points are like burning
Streetsk8ing13 direct connection is closed.
Streetsk8ing13: pour a small handful of salt on the points
RegentTigress: kk
RegentTigress: ouch!
RegentTigress: fuck!
Streetsk8ing13: it'll burn a lot
RegentTigress: that hurt
Streetsk8ing13: it'll help iot
RegentTigress: it burns
RegentTigress: they've started throbbing now... one, than the other, then the third, then the last, and then they start over
Streetsk8ing13: yeah
RegentTigress: in a little pattern
Streetsk8ing13: it's the courses of blood flowing through because you have a clot, preventing large amounts from escaping
Streetsk8ing13: trust me, it happens when i do that
RegentTigress: when you bite people?
Streetsk8ing13: lol
Streetsk8ing13: when i get more then two punctures bleeding on my arm
RegentTigress: lol, I see
RegentTigress: huh, thats weird
Streetsk8ing13: the bleedins stopped, the salt'll help seal it, and the pain will die down shortly
Streetsk8ing13: it's not really. if you spend 2 years learning about the circular system, it'll seem natural
RegentTigress: not that. the bottom two have stopped hurting, but the top two are just throbbing deeper then I thought they were
Streetsk8ing13: hmm
Streetsk8ing13: well, it will heal shortly. if you can, confront that person and ask him
RegentTigress: I don't know who he is
RegentTigress: just a random stranger, and he ran off
Streetsk8ing13: so your saying you ca't find him
RegentTigress: his eyes had this really fucked up look in them
RegentTigress: yeah, it'd be like impossible
Streetsk8ing13: chances are a day time vamp on drugs who was hired to give somethign to you
RegentTigress: its turning colors...
RegentTigress: should it be doing that?
Streetsk8ing13: purple and black
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: silver
Streetsk8ing13: then no
RegentTigress: silver and red
Streetsk8ing13: ok.... thats not good
Streetsk8ing13: i think i know what it is now
RegentTigress: what?
Streetsk8ing13: a paralyzing agent in his teeth. it'll shut your muscles down and amplify the veins in your arms makign them work harder till they shut down and that arm is rendered useless
RegentTigress: forver or for now?
Streetsk8ing13: rendered useless. meaning not forever
Streetsk8ing13: just till you die
RegentTigress: oh
RegentTigress: that's bad
Streetsk8ing13: yeah
Streetsk8ing13: just a bit
RegentTigress: OUCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RegentTigress: wtf?!
RegentTigress: goddamn~!
Streetsk8ing13: your the kind of person who takes evrything in vein. people, your body.. everything
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: the bastard just bit me again
RegentTigress: !!!!
Streetsk8ing13: ........
RegentTigress: I'm on my laptop at the subway station
RegentTigress: and he just ran up and POP!
RegentTigress: right in the bloody shoulder
Streetsk8ing13: renderign your body useless
RegentTigress: holy fucking shit
Streetsk8ing13: are you alone or others there/
RegentTigress: there were others here
RegentTigress: but not anymore
Streetsk8ing13: so your alone
RegentTigress: no
RegentTigress: there's someone gnawing on my leg
RegentTigress: actually, my foot
Streetsk8ing13: i think this is something controlled withyour min through an outside force
RegentTigress: hehe, it tickles
Streetsk8ing13: and yes your mind isn't impenatrable
RegentTigress: damn he ran away
RegentTigress: none of the other bites pierced the flesh, whats that about?
RegentTigress: I'm so confused.
Streetsk8ing13: your mind controls everything. yoru sight and touch, and smell
Streetsk8ing13: a person controlling your mind can make you feel it, see it and smell it
RegentTigress: right now my mind is wondering where that security guard who brought me back here and let me use his laptop went
RegentTigress: and if this was somesort of trap
Streetsk8ing13: focus yor mind and energy one on ting!
RegentTigress: like what?
Streetsk8ing13: stare at the ground. at a crack in the floor and dont loko away. if somehtign happens, let it but dont loseyour concentration
RegentTigress: kk, staring at the crack...
Streetsk8ing13: dont look away for anything. the laptop, other people. just stare through them and let it go. those people will be gone and so will everything else
RegentTigress: kk, still staring at the crack...
Streetsk8ing13: in 15 minutes, it'll all pass. no more bites, no more pain and no more traps like this.
RegentTigress: why is the crack sprouting tentacles? I don't think I like that.
Streetsk8ing13: fight through it. it's all a mind game!!
RegentTigress: acccck they tickle!
RegentTigress: THEY'RE TICKLING MY RIBS!
Streetsk8ing13: your lost then
Streetsk8ing13: if you can fight through somethign so stupid
RegentTigress: but, hey, they ran away
RegentTigress: does this mean I win?
Streetsk8ing13: no
RegentTigress: oh.
RegentTigress: how do I win?
Streetsk8ing13: you fight through them
Streetsk8ing13: when they're there, and then vanish while latching on, then you won
RegentTigress: oh
RegentTigress: but they're not ehre
RegentTigress: no ones here
RegentTigress: just me, this table, the laptop, and my bite wound
Streetsk8ing13: they
Streetsk8ing13: they'll be back
Streetsk8ing13: i knwo that wound isn't real
RegentTigress: it isn't? than why does it hurt?
Streetsk8ing13: beccause your minds making you feel it hurt
RegentTigress: but I can see it, touch it
Streetsk8ing13: your mind is making it real
RegentTigress: who could do this to me? I thought only you could control my mind like this
Streetsk8ing13: you deal, i need a shower so my dad thinks
Streetsk8ing13: no, theres people like me who can
Streetsk8ing13 is away at 5:29:30 PM.
RegentTigress: I KNEEW IT WAS ALEX TREBEK!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from Streetsk8ing13: I am away from my computer right now.
So that's the first half - yes, it does get better in the second half, and yes, I do profess that I'm in love with him and he does try to cyber me and I do make it into a total farce. But I can't add that part because of reasons. No, this isn't his real sn, and no, you shouldn't im this sn. If you want to talk to me, IM me at RegentTigress. Thanks!
Posted by Regent
at 8:51 PM EST
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