Bite Kid 2
Mood:  chatty
Now Playing: Nothing! haha
Topic: Harassing RPers
Haha.... bite kid came back for more... that's so sad!


[21:57] Streetsk8ing13: i got such bad gas
[21:57] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:57] RegentTigress: REALLY
[21:57] RegentTigress: please
[21:57] RegentTigress: tell me ALL about it.
[21:58] RegentTigress: I need to know!
[21:58] RegentTigress: I WANT TO KNOW!
[21:58] RegentTigress: pleae.
[21:58] RegentTigress: go on.
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: lol
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: well, i farted on my cats head by accident
[21:58] Streetsk8ing13: beano and gasx dont help
[21:59] RegentTigress: OMG
[21:59] RegentTigress: that's like...
[21:59] RegentTigress: profound

[21:59] Streetsk8ing13: it happens
[22:00] RegentTigress: No... Like...
[22:00] RegentTigress: my life
[22:00] RegentTigress: has been changed... by this event
[22:00] RegentTigress: I've had an epitome
[22:00] Streetsk8ing13: very nice
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: i'm losing like mad weight
[22:01] RegentTigress: OMG!
[22:01] RegentTigress: MORE EPITOME
[22:01] RegentTigress: aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
[22:01] RegentTigress: IT BURNS!
[22:01] RegentTigress: OOOOOH!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: THE PAIN!
[22:01] RegentTigress: haha
[22:01] RegentTigress: get it?
[22:01] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:01] RegentTigress: it "hit me like a ton of bricks"
[22:01] RegentTigress: I'm being crushed to death?
[22:02] RegentTigress: hahahahaha
[22:02] RegentTigress: I'm so fucking clever.
[22:02] RegentTigress: It's like orgasmic.
[22:03] RegentTigress: like rusty spoons
[22:03] RegentTigress: and pedophilia!
[22:05] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Don't ignore me!
[22:05] RegentTigress: That's not cool
[22:05] RegentTigress: cool is a lamestock
[22:05] RegentTigress: Circuit city ran out of their stock of Ipod minis : (
[22:05] RegentTigress: sharp mp3 players were too thick
[22:05] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:05] RegentTigress: And long!
[22:05] RegentTigress: Wow.
[22:05] RegentTigress: Tangent.
[22:05] RegentTigress: That should stop.
[22:08] RegentTigress: hey!
[22:08] RegentTigress: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
[22:08] RegentTigress: I feel alone.
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: meh
[22:09] Streetsk8ing13: i dont liek hyper people
[22:09] RegentTigress: You haven't seen me hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is not katie huper
[22:09] RegentTigress: *hyper
[22:09] RegentTigress: this is Katie being SLEEP DEPRIVED
[22:09] RegentTigress: wait.
[22:09] RegentTigress: nevermind.
[22:09] RegentTigress: my name isn't Katie,
[22:09] RegentTigress: infact,
[22:09] RegentTigress: I can't..
[22:09] RegentTigress: what.
[22:09] RegentTigress: the.
[22:09] RegentTigress: oh shit
[22:09] RegentTigress: that be bad
[22:09] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:09] RegentTigress: okay
[22:09] RegentTigress: I think
[22:10] RegentTigress: I really need to sleep...
[22:10] RegentTigress: I just tried to find my wallet... to see what my name wass....
[22:10] RegentTigress: and I can't find it...
[22:10] RegentTigress: so I can't...
[22:10] RegentTigress: remember...
[22:10] RegentTigress: fuck
[22:10] RegentTigress: shit!
[22:10] RegentTigress: who are you again?
[22:11] RegentTigress: do I know you? what's going on? I'm lost.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Oh
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh god
[22:11] RegentTigress: you're not that guy from the bar are you?
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: yeah
[22:11] RegentTigress: Joe or w/e
[22:11] Streetsk8ing13: sure
[22:11] RegentTigress: FUCK
[22:11] RegentTigress: I mean.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Hi Joe.
[22:11] RegentTigress: Nice to talk to you again
[22:11] RegentTigress: HAHA
[22:11] RegentTigress: I tricked you
[22:11] RegentTigress: there WAS no Joe in the bar
[22:11] RegentTigress: his name was JOSESEPH
[22:11] RegentTigress: oh.
[22:11] RegentTigress: fuck[22:13] RegentTigress: What the...
[22:13] RegentTigress: I'm confused.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Save me.
[22:13] RegentTigress: Hahaha
[22:13] RegentTigress: Is your refridgerator running????
[22:15] RegentTigress: HEY!
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:16] RegentTigress: it isn't?
[22:16] Streetsk8ing13: i pulled the plug out last week
[22:16] RegentTigress: but.
[22:17] RegentTigress: that kills the joke...
[22:17] RegentTigress: you can't do that!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: did
[22:17] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:17] RegentTigress: So all your food is melting
[22:17] RegentTigress: HAHA!
[22:17] Streetsk8ing13: no
[22:17] RegentTigress: no?
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: we just tok he fod out, moved it upstairs, and let it sit
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: had a funky odor to it
[22:18] RegentTigress: Oh.
[22:18] Streetsk8ing13: ::watches her:;
[22:19] RegentTigress: :: saunters and stares seductivly at you::
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::doesn't blink::
[22:20] RegentTigress: :: sneezes on your face:: omg! I'm so sorry!
[22:20] Streetsk8ing13: ::wipes it off slowly and pounces at her:: do you liek being mine?
[22:20] RegentTigress: No
[22:20] RegentTigress: And actually!
[22:21] RegentTigress: I sold my soul to God today
[22:21] RegentTigress: for a two dollars
[22:21] RegentTigress: God is COOL!
[22:21] RegentTigress: he hit me with a large spoon.
[22:21] Streetsk8ing13: you need sex, you need sleep, and to be fucked by me
[22:21] RegentTigress: his name is J. Valentine
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ::holds her tightly and kisses her neck. bites hard and lays his arms on her back:
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: farts on you:: whooops, sorry!
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:22] Streetsk8ing13: i'm gonna go an d never talk to you again
[22:22] RegentTigress: :: pouts :: aw but we were just getting started!
[22:23] Streetsk8ing13: i just want to fuck you,m treat you liek a slave, and then maybe talk
[22:24] RegentTigress: :: ponders :: Okay. Lets have sex. But we need to talk about it first. Because I think I want to try something new.
[22:24] Streetsk8ing13: what do you want to do?
[22:25] RegentTigress: :: twirls fingers in hair:: The only way I'll cyber you is if you're in drag and I have a strap on.
[22:25] RegentTigress: C'mon. It'll be fun! ::hands wig::
[22:25] Streetsk8ing13: no deal for you ten
[22:25] RegentTigress: AW. Damn.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I was looking forward to that.
[22:26] RegentTigress: I enjoy raping men.
[22:26] Streetsk8ing13: not me
[22:26] RegentTigress: You're right. I don't enjoy raping you.
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: cool
[22:27] RegentTigress: OMG
[22:27] RegentTigress: COOL IS A LAMESTOCK
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: yout so behind
[22:27] Streetsk8ing13: lamestock is so cool now a days
[22:28] RegentTigress: no
[22:28] RegentTigress: what is a yes?[22:28] RegentTigress: Ebay is insanely overpriced.
[22:28] Streetsk8ing13: not a no
[22:29] RegentTigress: so are M3s
[22:29] Streetsk8ing13: ok
[22:29] RegentTigress: Mach 3's are shiny razors..
[22:29] *** Auto-response from Streetsk8ing13: hey my cockroach of love an flea. i'm proboly sleep right now. sorry im not on and what i said to make you upset. i'm gona head to bed, get my shower in the mornign and ne at work. get some sleep tonite in a bed
[22:29] RegentTigress: Razors are sharp.
[22:29] RegentTigress: Sharp MD players are too thick...
[22:29] RegentTigress: as is a horses cock.
[22:29] RegentTigress: and long!
[22:29] RegentTigress: wow.
[22:29] RegentTigress: tangent.
[22:30] RegentTigress: bad.
[22:30] RegentTigress: kk
[22:30] RegentTigress: I'm done now.


yeah, I know...

hahaha!

Harassing RPers is EVEN MORE FUN!
Mood:  mischievious
Now Playing: Shake Ya Tailfeather by Nelly
Topic: Harassing RPers
harassing people with fetishes : take one


RegentTigress: hey there...
StarWaredcraft: hello
StarWaredcraft: I know you?
RegentTigress: Not yet, but I hope you will ; )
RegentTigress: a friend of mine reccomended you
StarWaredcraft: BrightstarAngie?
RegentTigress: no... hehe, this friend of mine knew you fairly well - but only for one night
StarWaredcraft: who?
RegentTigress: hehehe, Angie
StarWaredcraft: ???
RegentTigress: Angie? She might have used a different name... she's a little paranoid
StarWaredcraft: she from dA?
RegentTigress: No... she said she met you in a chat, apparently while she was doing some paintings of pregnant women
StarWaredcraft: hmm...can't recall lol
RegentTigress: lol, thass okay
RegentTigress: maybe I'll prove more memerable
StarWaredcraft: but I do admit I DO have, eh, pregnant woman fetish *laughs nervously*
RegentTigress: well, that's what I meant to talk to you about...
StarWaredcraft: ok
RegentTigress: I'm five months... and I feel really beautiful this way... so my friend reccomended I talk to you
StarWaredcraft: recommended me...for what? I'm confused, how can me having a fetish be something to be recommended for?
RegentTigress: I said I wished I could know a guy who really liked me this way, and didn't see it as unattractive, so she gave me your sn
StarWaredcraft: Ah ok
RegentTigress: So... would you like to get to know me?
StarWaredcraft: sure
RegentTigress: Cool, my names Elaine, I'm nineteen, and I live in Chicago
RegentTigress: you?
StarWaredcraft: I'm Robert, 20, live in Michigan
RegentTigress: cool... so tell me about your fetish... hehe, I'm sorry, I'm so forward
StarWaredcraft: I just love pregnant woman, the bigger the better
StarWaredcraft: I really REALLY get turned on by them
RegentTigress: that's pretty hot
StarWaredcraft: heh, and I bet you are
RegentTigress: aw, thanks, you're so sweet
StarWaredcraft: you going to show me any pics?
RegentTigress: hmm, let me see if I can find my cam and you a pic...
StarWaredcraft: you have a web cam?
RegentTigress: No : ( my stupid brother took it the last time he was here
StarWaredcraft: when will he be back?
RegentTigress: I don't know, he lives in NY and shows up whenever he feels like it
StarWaredcraft: oh...you have a BF?
RegentTigress: Nope
StarWaredcraft: he leave you?
RegentTigress: that's another thing... I'm not carrying the baby for me
StarWaredcraft: oh ok
RegentTigress: my friend and her husband can't have a kid, so I'm the surrogate
StarWaredcraft: oh ok
StarWaredcraft: how big you been getting?
RegentTigress: big!
StarWaredcraft: you with only one?
RegentTigress: yeah, but I'm 55 inches around the tummy
StarWaredcraft: wow...you one of those girls who want to be pregnant?
RegentTigress: well, I just did it for my friend, but I like being this way... I feel specail
StarWaredcraft: hey, you ever Roleplay before?
RegentTigress: no, but my friend told me about it
RegentTigress: I've been sort of wanting to try ever since...
StarWaredcraft: want to do one? And pretend you and me are BF/GF (Just in this RP world)
RegentTigress: sounds like fun
StarWaredcraft: and how about how I make you what you are (pregnant) LOL
RegentTigress: lol, ::smiles::, awesome
StarWaredcraft: ok...I'll start
StarWaredcraft: *I'm walking down the street reading a book and I bump into someone*
StarWaredcraft: (it's you)
RegentTigress: *falls down on my butt* ow!
StarWaredcraft: *I look up at you* "Oh I'm so sorry"
RegentTigress: *smiles* that's okay... what book you got there? *glances at it*
StarWaredcraft: (You a harry potter fan?)
RegentTigress: (yeah!!!)
StarWaredcraft: *I smile* "It's Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" (LOL, I just had to do that)
RegentTigress: (lol, you're so funny!) *admires it* that's so cool! I'm a harry potter fan too
StarWaredcraft: (let's be love at first sight)
RegentTigress: (okay!)
StarWaredcraft: *I look at you and I'm all googly eyed* "You're cute!"
RegentTigress: Aaww, you're sweet... *smiles shyly* where you headed to?
StarWaredcraft: "My hotel down the block"
StarWaredcraft: (or apartment)
RegentTigress: Excuse me if I seem ... forward... but can I come with *flutters eyelashes at you*
StarWaredcraft: *I smile* "Ok" *I take you arm and walk you there...we enter* "You like it?"
RegentTigress: I love it! *I sit down on the couch, looking around* you live here by yourself?
StarWaredcraft: *I nod* "Do you live by yourself?"
RegentTigress: *smiles and nods* Yes... why don't you come sit next to me? *pats the cushion next to me*
StarWaredcraft: *I shrug and sit next to you*
RegentTigress: *rapes you!* HA HA! I'm not even a WOMAN! HAHA! MY NAME IS BILL AND I TEACH YOU ECONOMICS!
StarWaredcraft: what! sicko
RegentTigress: Sorry. I enjoy raping men.
StarWaredcraft: man...that's just wrong
RegentTigress: No. You're just wrong because you FAILED econ.
StarWaredcraft: what?
RegentTigress: YOU FAILED ECONOMICS!
RegentTigress: So I had the RIGHT to rape you
StarWaredcraft: I didn't fail it
RegentTigress: Yes you did
RegentTigress: But I doctored your grade
RegentTigress: so you wouldn't know, so you wouldn't expect...
RegentTigress: RAPAGE!
RegentTigress: *rapes you again!*
StarWaredcraft signed off at 3:20:22 PM.