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Topic: Valley Girls
Okay, so this random freshmen on my boyfriends debate team decided to IM me and randomly comment on him... it irritated me (VG anyone?) so I proceeded to do as follows...


18:21] icequeenpluto198: your bf was hitting on me today
[18:21] RegentTigress: I have a boyfriend?
[18:21] RegentTigress: shit!
[18:21] RegentTigress: did I forget about that again.
[18:21] RegentTigress: damn.
[18:21] RegentTigress: poor Steve : /
[18:21] icequeenpluto198: don't u mean ed
[18:22] RegentTigress: Ed! yeah, that's his name...
[18:22] icequeenpluto198: good job
[18:22] RegentTigress: Thanks! So are you single and attractive?
[18:22] RegentTigress: because I'm sure I could call you ed if you really wanted me to.
[18:23] RegentTigress: I mean... typically I'm not into females. But if you're so intent on involving yourself in my love life... then I guess I can make room for you.
[18:23] icequeenpluto198: lol
[18:24] icequeenpluto198: umm i'm good
[18:24] RegentTigress: I'm sure you are
[18:24] icequeenpluto198: but i think u should pull an april fools joke on ed and say u want 2 break up with him
[18:24] RegentTigress: rraarr!
[18:25] RegentTigress: Or I could be like 'I'm a dominatrix!'
[18:25] RegentTigress: wouldn't that be funny?
[18:25] RegentTigress: Oh. No. It wouldn't, because it's true.
[18:25] RegentTigress: So hey, what are you doing saturday night if you don't break?
[18:25] icequeenpluto198: umm i am goin 2 the mall with my friends
[18:26] RegentTigress: Damn girl, 'cause you and I could go do a lil somethin somethin, you know what I'm sayin
[18:26] RegentTigress: Ed would neva have to know ; )
[18:26] icequeenpluto198: no thanks
[18:27] RegentTigress: Oh, so you're gonna play it cool? Aight, I can live with that
[18:27] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:27] RegentTigress: but you know you want me
[18:27] RegentTigress: why else would you be getting yourself involved in my love life?
[18:27] RegentTigress: you're obviously repressing feelings for me.
[18:28] icequeenpluto198: i just felt like getting ed in trouble
[18:28] RegentTigress: Oh. So you want to get Ed spanked? You're kinky.
[18:28] icequeenpluto198: givin him a taste of his own medicine
[18:28] RegentTigress: I think that's a little too sm for my taste
[18:30] icequeenpluto198: r u goin 2marrow
[18:31] RegentTigress: mos def... are you comin tommorow?
[18:31] RegentTigress: maybe you and i could get a lil freaki
[18:31] icequeenpluto198: y do u insist i like u i am not a lesbian or bi
[18:32] RegentTigress: *freaking crazy on brophy pfders
[18:32] RegentTigress: sorry, I hit enter half way through the sentance... wtf? why do you keep bringing my love life into this?
[18:32] RegentTigress: Seriously, I don't even know you, stop bringing up my love life
[18:32] icequeenpluto198: u started it
[18:33] RegentTigress: yes, because I imed you with 'hey, A) do you have any repressed emotions for me? and B ) did ed hit on you today?
[18:33] RegentTigress: that was ALL me!
[18:33] RegentTigress: hahahaha
[18:33] RegentTigress: hey, sorry about that, my friend nykko is adgadd
[18:34] RegentTigress: a freaking loser, lol
[18:34] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:34] RegentTigress: he was on my comp
[18:34] RegentTigress: he's in town for the next coupla days and he likes impersonating me
[18:34] RegentTigress: but anyway, what's up? and who is this?
[18:35] icequeenpluto198: michele
[18:35] RegentTigress: donovan? what up girl! I haven't seen you since that night at Albertsons in the back of the jeep !
[18:36] RegentTigress: but hey
[18:36] RegentTigress: I'm really sorry about that... I know you were Courtneys gf at the time...
[18:36] RegentTigress: and I never meant for things to get that crazy...
[18:37] RegentTigress: but MD you know how I feel
[18:37] icequeenpluto198: i'm michele from sdohs
[18:37] RegentTigress: ...oh
[18:37] RegentTigress: shit
[18:38] RegentTigress: hey, do me a favor and don't mention that whole albertsons parking lot thing to ed....
[18:38] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:38] RegentTigress: I just... I got a little out of control with a girl from our team. We.. did some stuff.
[18:38] RegentTigress: Ed doesn't need to know.
[18:38] icequeenpluto198: ok
[18:39] RegentTigress: but anyway. Michele... Danas partner?
[18:39] icequeenpluto198: ya
[18:40] RegentTigress: That's cool
[18:41] RegentTigress: So yeah....