...RPG gang wars?
I had a nice little conversation with the Final Fantasy Online RPG promotion bot... I took offense at this petty robot attempting to claim that it was better then EQ... the conversation went as follows..

FFXI: The classic Job System of the FINAL FANTASY series returns in FINAL FANTASY XI. You can acquire a wide variety of abilities with various jobs -- and even discover new jobs as you play! Type more.
DiamondTigressI: EVERQUEST ROCKS HARD!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

DiamondTigressI: because everquest is better then you!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

DiamondTigressI: I AM ADDYENA LEVEL THIRTEEN PALADIN OF LANYS T'VYL, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

DiamondTigressI: BECAUSE I LIVE IN NORRATH YOU WHORE!
FFXI: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, Micro Missions.

DiamondTigressI: I WILL NOT TYPE MICRO MISSIONS! I WILL SLAY YOU LIKE I HAVE SLAIN THE ORCS OF CRUSHBONE!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

DiamondTigressI: YOU SHALL FALL UNDERNEATH THE HOOVES OF MY STEED BAAL!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

DiamondTigressI: I will slay your lobby!@
FFXI: Dude, that's rude. I'm here to help. Type lobby.

DiamondTigressI: Do not say dude to an honorable high elf paladin!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

DiamondTigressI: I was brave enough to face Elian Brook in hand to hand combat! I think I am brave enough for your stupid missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

DiamondTigressI: YOUR PRECIOUS LOBBY SHALL FALL TO MY BLADE AND WILL BE FORCED TO STOP THE HERETIC WORSHIP OF RALLOS ZEK!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: the shadow of Luclin is imprinted on your soul! Bow to my blade the argent protector and find yourself freed!!!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

DiamondTigressI: I would face the entire heretic city of Paineel alone, I can face your stupid micro missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.

DiamondTigressI: Because I will cut you into two, you filthy fiend!
FFXI: PlayOnline is a brand new network service that provides a completely new experience never seen in any other online service. PlayOnline can by utilized through PlayStation 2 and Windows! It does not matter whether you're playing the PlayStation 2 version or the Windows version. Everyone can play together!
Type back

DiamondTigressI: Tunare will strike you down!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.

DiamondTigressI: THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING ON BAAL AND I WILL RIDE TO DESTROY YOUR EVIL SOURCE IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SKYFIRE, THE DREAM OF ALL TRUE HOLY PALADINS!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?

..I think they're gonna send me to rehab

Love and a lil bit of obsession,
Silk da Diamond Tigress