Fallacies Part 2
I just recieved a reply to my reply on that net survey. The answers were still wrong. I've taken the liberty of going through them again. Also, I began to write this in my normal insulting way, but then I switched into 'debate mode'. Fun stuff.


This message was at the top of the survery: you should stop taking things serious. If you would like me to actualy do this correctly and sent it to you then I will

1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
*censored: his full name

2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
light blue

3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Blink 182: feeling this

4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
9727

5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
hot pocket

6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
maroon

7. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
sun shining brightly

8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE??
donnie

9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes

...once again, this is untrue. What color are my eyes? See, you don't know. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
yes, but there are a lot of people I like more then her

There's more then a lot. There is infiniti amount.

11 . HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
pretty well

12.FAVORITE DRINK?
don't have one

13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
don?t have one

14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
soccer, surfing, and billiards

'Cept I can beat you at pool any day!

15. HAIR COLOR?
Blonde

16 . EYE COLOR?
a blueish I think

17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope

18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Unknown

Once again, this is your own fault. Also, if there is a chance you have siblings but don't know them, then just say 'no'. This arguement is inherently flawed because it argues the unknown, which is a non unique arguement.

19. FAVORITE MONTH?
october

20. FAVORITE FOOD?
something simple and fast

21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
A&E history: Henry Ford

22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween

23. FAVORITE SONGS?
offspring: The kids aren't alright

SongS. Plural. This is one anser. No.

24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hella yes, I have to be coaxed or tricked into it. (that's when I want to go out with that girl too)

First of all, you're misusing slang in this sentance. The term 'hella' is suppose to be followed by an adjective, while here you follow it with 'yes' which is not an adjective. Secondly, this implies that you were coerced or tricked into asking out your last girlfriend which isn't true - so through a specific example, this arguement falls.

25. ARE YOU A FREAK OR CONSERVATIVE?
I'm whatever people want me to be

Someone has probally wished you to die. You're alive. This arguement falls.

26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer: ocean and surfing

The ocean doesn't disapear in the winter, nor does surfing. This falls.

27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs

This is non-specific, as it does not specify what kind of hug: canadian hug, german hug, swiss hug, etc

28.RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING?
Casual dating


29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla

This arguement violates the philosophy of Spanos, thus it cannot be withheld in this debate.

30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Most of them already have, but yes.

This arguement is not upheld with any evidence, how is the negative to know if the affirmative is speaking the truth or not? Can the affirmative provide a specific example? Also, no definition for 'friend' was ever provided by the affirmative, so we must accept the negatives defintion of: "someone who can fly because they have webbed feet". Thus, until the affirmative supplies a specific example, this arguement falls.

31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*censored: my real name. Let's just call me Silk.

Didn't you send this only to me?

WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
everyone else

Cross supply my last arguement.

33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
4 walls and a door plus a carpet

The fact that this is termed 'a carpet' rather then 'the floor' states that my opponent is including interior decorating features along with structural features, but he forgets to mention any of the other ID features. This is paramount to saying 'We caught Saddam!' but not mentioning the many American deaths still occuring. This arguement must fall because it dishonestly hides the facts.

34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
1984, The Giver

I negate this due to the fact that it seems as if my opponent is almost 24/7 reanswering stupid net surveys, thus he cannot be reading those books.

35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A lizard layin' back drinking, and a crab doing shots

This proves my opponents mental instability, as he is obbsessed by animals drinking.

36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Nothing that rose my attention

This is either a rape of the english languge syntax, or a crude sexual reference. Either way, it should be dropped from this debate.

37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
the smell of living by the sea

There is no smell of 'living by the sea' due to the fact that living by the sea includes many smells such as 'salt air' 'fish guts' and etc, thus this arguement falls.

38. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Umm nothing really.

This shows my opponents lack of dedication to life and his arguements; thus we must take the negative over the affirmative.

39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
To busy in the movies to think about food

This is a crude sexual reference, and if it had any truth behind it, my opponent would not feel the need to say it.

40.FAVORITE BRAND OF JEANS?
As long as it has a lot of pockets I like them

41. FAVORITE PLACE?
Oregon: on the beach in the morning to watch the sun rise. With my surf board in one hand, and my arm around my girl

First of all, my opponent has two sentances where he should use a semicolon; second of all, he has no girl to have an arm around. This blatant lie shows my opponents complete and utter disrespect for this debate.

42.FAVORITE CAR?
don't have one

If my opponent cannot be bothered to research his own case, the negative will accept his concession of a failure.

43. FAVORITE FLOWER?
A rose with thorns

This arguement drives a wedge between dethorned roses and roses that still have thorns. This answer perpetuates thornism and should be dropped on the grounds of perserving the honor of the american debate.

44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
5

45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
No I can't

46.FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
Monday and Friday

47. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red

48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Stayed home alone, and watched reruns

I have the testimony of an anonymous person that this is untrue, and thus this arguement is blatantly dishonest and I protest it's place in this round.

49. DO YOU HAVE A DONOR CARD?
Nope

This shows the affirmatives complete disregard for human life, and thus morality.

50. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS?
Move back to the cost and start my own Architectural firm

51 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
YAY ^-^ school, and only 6 hours till its over.

School is, infact, two hundred and ninety five minutes long, or four point nine one six repeating hours long. This again shows my opponents complete disregard for truth in this debate.

52. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
Thinking that this will be the best that I'll be

This arguement falls because it is non-unique - the negative is just as afraid of that.

What this debate boils down to is the truth. The affirmative has repeatedly bent the truth to fit his views, while the negative has provided factual evidence. Also, the affirmative is completly unmoral and thus should fall. Thank you.