I want to be evil, but no ones on! Slackers!!! I need people who I can be evil to, but they're NOT HERE!!!! What purpose do they have if not to ammuse me?!?!
A very offended,
Regent Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 8:41 PM PST
Friday, 30 January 2004
SLACKERS
I want to be evil, but no ones on! Slackers!!! I need people who I can be evil to, but they're NOT HERE!!!! What purpose do they have if not to ammuse me?!?!
A very offended,
Regent Tigress
I want to be evil, but no ones on! Slackers!!! I need people who I can be evil to, but they're NOT HERE!!!! What purpose do they have if not to ammuse me?!?!
A very offended,
Regent Tigress
Thursday, 22 January 2004
OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO TELL YOU
MY PARTNER AND I BROKE TO QUATER FINALS IN TED TURNER AT ASU WHICH WAS OUR FIRST MEET! WOOOOOT WOOOOOOOT HOLLA HOLLA! WE KICK MAJOR ARSE! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH WHO'S YOUR DEBATE GOD? WHO IS IT?!
yeah, that's right,
The Diamond Tigress
MY PARTNER AND I BROKE TO QUATER FINALS IN TED TURNER AT ASU WHICH WAS OUR FIRST MEET! WOOOOOT WOOOOOOOT HOLLA HOLLA! WE KICK MAJOR ARSE! YEAH! WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH WHO'S YOUR DEBATE GOD? WHO IS IT?!
yeah, that's right,
The Diamond Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 8:51 PM PST
Well THAT was enlightening...
Have you ever been sitting in a public place, when people right near you start talking about there personal problems? I'm sitting in math class yesterday and my group, instead of talking about the smashed pepsi machines or whatever, start talking about their sex lives. The words "I can't use a condom, it makes my vagina too sore" were actually uttered. Honestly, I don't care, they can talk about sex all they want - but WHY?! WHY must they speak of such things in front of random strangers? Do you REALLY want people to know that you can't have sex right now because you just had a bunch of testing done because you might have an STD? Do you REALLY?! WHY?! WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE EXIST?!
Well, now that I've gotten that off my chest...
So you can see by my last two entries that I'm back to my old evil evil ways. YAY! NI NI NI! Hehehe, it's nine eighteen and I just got home, and all my supposedly "bad ass" friends who live here have already gone to bed - while my friends in Cgo and NY are still up! Oh, and I wanna send a shout out to all you wonderful peeps who helped me complete the random acts of evil in the last two entries - I'm sure the threats of legal prosecution helped him see not to screw around when it comes to the "DiTi". As in the DIamond TIgress. Yeah, I thought it was stupid too.
Anyways, I'm goin to go take a shower and do my hair,
Not that you give,
Maybe you do,
That's creepy,
Stop caring,
Should I leave now,
Probally yeah,
But I'm not going to,
Am I?
The Diamond Tigress
Have you ever been sitting in a public place, when people right near you start talking about there personal problems? I'm sitting in math class yesterday and my group, instead of talking about the smashed pepsi machines or whatever, start talking about their sex lives. The words "I can't use a condom, it makes my vagina too sore" were actually uttered. Honestly, I don't care, they can talk about sex all they want - but WHY?! WHY must they speak of such things in front of random strangers? Do you REALLY want people to know that you can't have sex right now because you just had a bunch of testing done because you might have an STD? Do you REALLY?! WHY?! WHY DO STUPID PEOPLE EXIST?!
Well, now that I've gotten that off my chest...
So you can see by my last two entries that I'm back to my old evil evil ways. YAY! NI NI NI! Hehehe, it's nine eighteen and I just got home, and all my supposedly "bad ass" friends who live here have already gone to bed - while my friends in Cgo and NY are still up! Oh, and I wanna send a shout out to all you wonderful peeps who helped me complete the random acts of evil in the last two entries - I'm sure the threats of legal prosecution helped him see not to screw around when it comes to the "DiTi". As in the DIamond TIgress. Yeah, I thought it was stupid too.
Anyways, I'm goin to go take a shower and do my hair,
Not that you give,
Maybe you do,
That's creepy,
Stop caring,
Should I leave now,
Probally yeah,
But I'm not going to,
Am I?
The Diamond Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 7:58 PM PST
Saturday, 17 January 2004
Fallacies Part 2
I just recieved a reply to my reply on that net survey. The answers were still wrong. I've taken the liberty of going through them again. Also, I began to write this in my normal insulting way, but then I switched into 'debate mode'. Fun stuff.
This message was at the top of the survery: you should stop taking things serious. If you would like me to actualy do this correctly and sent it to you then I will
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
*censored: his full name
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
light blue
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Blink 182: feeling this
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
9727
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
hot pocket
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
maroon
7. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
sun shining brightly
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE??
donnie
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes
...once again, this is untrue. What color are my eyes? See, you don't know. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
yes, but there are a lot of people I like more then her
There's more then a lot. There is infiniti amount.
11 . HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
pretty well
12.FAVORITE DRINK?
don't have one
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
don?t have one
14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
soccer, surfing, and billiards
'Cept I can beat you at pool any day!
15. HAIR COLOR?
Blonde
16 . EYE COLOR?
a blueish I think
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Unknown
Once again, this is your own fault. Also, if there is a chance you have siblings but don't know them, then just say 'no'. This arguement is inherently flawed because it argues the unknown, which is a non unique arguement.
19. FAVORITE MONTH?
october
20. FAVORITE FOOD?
something simple and fast
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
A&E history: Henry Ford
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween
23. FAVORITE SONGS?
offspring: The kids aren't alright
SongS. Plural. This is one anser. No.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hella yes, I have to be coaxed or tricked into it. (that's when I want to go out with that girl too)
First of all, you're misusing slang in this sentance. The term 'hella' is suppose to be followed by an adjective, while here you follow it with 'yes' which is not an adjective. Secondly, this implies that you were coerced or tricked into asking out your last girlfriend which isn't true - so through a specific example, this arguement falls.
25. ARE YOU A FREAK OR CONSERVATIVE?
I'm whatever people want me to be
Someone has probally wished you to die. You're alive. This arguement falls.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer: ocean and surfing
The ocean doesn't disapear in the winter, nor does surfing. This falls.
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs
This is non-specific, as it does not specify what kind of hug: canadian hug, german hug, swiss hug, etc
28.RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING?
Casual dating
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla
This arguement violates the philosophy of Spanos, thus it cannot be withheld in this debate.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Most of them already have, but yes.
This arguement is not upheld with any evidence, how is the negative to know if the affirmative is speaking the truth or not? Can the affirmative provide a specific example? Also, no definition for 'friend' was ever provided by the affirmative, so we must accept the negatives defintion of: "someone who can fly because they have webbed feet". Thus, until the affirmative supplies a specific example, this arguement falls.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*censored: my real name. Let's just call me Silk.
Didn't you send this only to me?
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
everyone else
Cross supply my last arguement.
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
4 walls and a door plus a carpet
The fact that this is termed 'a carpet' rather then 'the floor' states that my opponent is including interior decorating features along with structural features, but he forgets to mention any of the other ID features. This is paramount to saying 'We caught Saddam!' but not mentioning the many American deaths still occuring. This arguement must fall because it dishonestly hides the facts.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
1984, The Giver
I negate this due to the fact that it seems as if my opponent is almost 24/7 reanswering stupid net surveys, thus he cannot be reading those books.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A lizard layin' back drinking, and a crab doing shots
This proves my opponents mental instability, as he is obbsessed by animals drinking.
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Nothing that rose my attention
This is either a rape of the english languge syntax, or a crude sexual reference. Either way, it should be dropped from this debate.
37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
the smell of living by the sea
There is no smell of 'living by the sea' due to the fact that living by the sea includes many smells such as 'salt air' 'fish guts' and etc, thus this arguement falls.
38. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Umm nothing really.
This shows my opponents lack of dedication to life and his arguements; thus we must take the negative over the affirmative.
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
To busy in the movies to think about food
This is a crude sexual reference, and if it had any truth behind it, my opponent would not feel the need to say it.
40.FAVORITE BRAND OF JEANS?
As long as it has a lot of pockets I like them
41. FAVORITE PLACE?
Oregon: on the beach in the morning to watch the sun rise. With my surf board in one hand, and my arm around my girl
First of all, my opponent has two sentances where he should use a semicolon; second of all, he has no girl to have an arm around. This blatant lie shows my opponents complete and utter disrespect for this debate.
42.FAVORITE CAR?
don't have one
If my opponent cannot be bothered to research his own case, the negative will accept his concession of a failure.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER?
A rose with thorns
This arguement drives a wedge between dethorned roses and roses that still have thorns. This answer perpetuates thornism and should be dropped on the grounds of perserving the honor of the american debate.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
5
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
No I can't
46.FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
Monday and Friday
47. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Stayed home alone, and watched reruns
I have the testimony of an anonymous person that this is untrue, and thus this arguement is blatantly dishonest and I protest it's place in this round.
49. DO YOU HAVE A DONOR CARD?
Nope
This shows the affirmatives complete disregard for human life, and thus morality.
50. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS?
Move back to the cost and start my own Architectural firm
51 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
YAY ^-^ school, and only 6 hours till its over.
School is, infact, two hundred and ninety five minutes long, or four point nine one six repeating hours long. This again shows my opponents complete disregard for truth in this debate.
52. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
Thinking that this will be the best that I'll be
This arguement falls because it is non-unique - the negative is just as afraid of that.
What this debate boils down to is the truth. The affirmative has repeatedly bent the truth to fit his views, while the negative has provided factual evidence. Also, the affirmative is completly unmoral and thus should fall. Thank you.
I just recieved a reply to my reply on that net survey. The answers were still wrong. I've taken the liberty of going through them again. Also, I began to write this in my normal insulting way, but then I switched into 'debate mode'. Fun stuff.
This message was at the top of the survery: you should stop taking things serious. If you would like me to actualy do this correctly and sent it to you then I will
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
*censored: his full name
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
light blue
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
Blink 182: feeling this
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
9727
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
hot pocket
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
maroon
7. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
sun shining brightly
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE??
donnie
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes
...once again, this is untrue. What color are my eyes? See, you don't know. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
yes, but there are a lot of people I like more then her
There's more then a lot. There is infiniti amount.
11 . HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
pretty well
12.FAVORITE DRINK?
don't have one
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
don?t have one
14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
soccer, surfing, and billiards
'Cept I can beat you at pool any day!
15. HAIR COLOR?
Blonde
16 . EYE COLOR?
a blueish I think
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Unknown
Once again, this is your own fault. Also, if there is a chance you have siblings but don't know them, then just say 'no'. This arguement is inherently flawed because it argues the unknown, which is a non unique arguement.
19. FAVORITE MONTH?
october
20. FAVORITE FOOD?
something simple and fast
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
A&E history: Henry Ford
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
Halloween
23. FAVORITE SONGS?
offspring: The kids aren't alright
SongS. Plural. This is one anser. No.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hella yes, I have to be coaxed or tricked into it. (that's when I want to go out with that girl too)
First of all, you're misusing slang in this sentance. The term 'hella' is suppose to be followed by an adjective, while here you follow it with 'yes' which is not an adjective. Secondly, this implies that you were coerced or tricked into asking out your last girlfriend which isn't true - so through a specific example, this arguement falls.
25. ARE YOU A FREAK OR CONSERVATIVE?
I'm whatever people want me to be
Someone has probally wished you to die. You're alive. This arguement falls.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer: ocean and surfing
The ocean doesn't disapear in the winter, nor does surfing. This falls.
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs
This is non-specific, as it does not specify what kind of hug: canadian hug, german hug, swiss hug, etc
28.RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING?
Casual dating
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla
This arguement violates the philosophy of Spanos, thus it cannot be withheld in this debate.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Most of them already have, but yes.
This arguement is not upheld with any evidence, how is the negative to know if the affirmative is speaking the truth or not? Can the affirmative provide a specific example? Also, no definition for 'friend' was ever provided by the affirmative, so we must accept the negatives defintion of: "someone who can fly because they have webbed feet". Thus, until the affirmative supplies a specific example, this arguement falls.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*censored: my real name. Let's just call me Silk.
Didn't you send this only to me?
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
everyone else
Cross supply my last arguement.
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
4 walls and a door plus a carpet
The fact that this is termed 'a carpet' rather then 'the floor' states that my opponent is including interior decorating features along with structural features, but he forgets to mention any of the other ID features. This is paramount to saying 'We caught Saddam!' but not mentioning the many American deaths still occuring. This arguement must fall because it dishonestly hides the facts.
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
1984, The Giver
I negate this due to the fact that it seems as if my opponent is almost 24/7 reanswering stupid net surveys, thus he cannot be reading those books.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A lizard layin' back drinking, and a crab doing shots
This proves my opponents mental instability, as he is obbsessed by animals drinking.
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Nothing that rose my attention
This is either a rape of the english languge syntax, or a crude sexual reference. Either way, it should be dropped from this debate.
37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
the smell of living by the sea
There is no smell of 'living by the sea' due to the fact that living by the sea includes many smells such as 'salt air' 'fish guts' and etc, thus this arguement falls.
38. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Umm nothing really.
This shows my opponents lack of dedication to life and his arguements; thus we must take the negative over the affirmative.
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
To busy in the movies to think about food
This is a crude sexual reference, and if it had any truth behind it, my opponent would not feel the need to say it.
40.FAVORITE BRAND OF JEANS?
As long as it has a lot of pockets I like them
41. FAVORITE PLACE?
Oregon: on the beach in the morning to watch the sun rise. With my surf board in one hand, and my arm around my girl
First of all, my opponent has two sentances where he should use a semicolon; second of all, he has no girl to have an arm around. This blatant lie shows my opponents complete and utter disrespect for this debate.
42.FAVORITE CAR?
don't have one
If my opponent cannot be bothered to research his own case, the negative will accept his concession of a failure.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER?
A rose with thorns
This arguement drives a wedge between dethorned roses and roses that still have thorns. This answer perpetuates thornism and should be dropped on the grounds of perserving the honor of the american debate.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
5
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
No I can't
46.FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
Monday and Friday
47. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Stayed home alone, and watched reruns
I have the testimony of an anonymous person that this is untrue, and thus this arguement is blatantly dishonest and I protest it's place in this round.
49. DO YOU HAVE A DONOR CARD?
Nope
This shows the affirmatives complete disregard for human life, and thus morality.
50. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS?
Move back to the cost and start my own Architectural firm
51 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
YAY ^-^ school, and only 6 hours till its over.
School is, infact, two hundred and ninety five minutes long, or four point nine one six repeating hours long. This again shows my opponents complete disregard for truth in this debate.
52. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
Thinking that this will be the best that I'll be
This arguement falls because it is non-unique - the negative is just as afraid of that.
What this debate boils down to is the truth. The affirmative has repeatedly bent the truth to fit his views, while the negative has provided factual evidence. Also, the affirmative is completly unmoral and thus should fall. Thank you.
Posted by Regent
at 7:30 PM PST
Fallacies
Recently, I was sent a fowarded email survery which I noticed contained some glaring fallacies. Since I war in a debatish mood, I corrected them and sent the email back. All names have been changed to protect the innocent (in other words: I want to keep my lawyers pay check as small as possible).
note: The question is directly followed by his answer, which is followed by a space and then my helpfull input. "Helpfull".
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
*censored
Fine. This one is correct.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Multi ---- Camo
Um....fine
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
NickleBack: Figured You Out
Nickleback sucks. Listen to rap.
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
Which phone... Gotcha there
No, no you don't. Because it's YOUR phone number so it's your cell phone number. The house you live in is your parents, not yours thus it is not your number.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
My own blood
Except that was fake blood.... you can't bleed that much from your mouth, nor does blood have lumps unless you have HIV - been visiting brothels latley?
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Midnight White
This answer does not need to be addressed, because anyone can see for themselves how pointlessly stupid this is.
7. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
What ever it was in the last second
No, a storm could have changed into a tornado in a second so thus this answer is wrong! YAY FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE??
My voice mail machine
Last PERSON. A Voice mail MACHINE is not a person!
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes
....right. So that's what they call those things on girl's chests now?
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
Do I like him, no. Do I trust him, Yes.
I sent you this... I'm not a him.... and you really reallly reallllllly shouldn't trust me. Ever.
11 . HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I'm a little monkey-ish, or I'm a little concrete-ish
Your brain does resemble that of a monkey, however concrete answers mean correct answers that cannot be rebuffed - these are not correct, as I'm pointing out by rebuffing them with vigor.
12.FAVORITE DRINK?
Blood
That's not a drink simply because if you drink a glass of blood, you vomit. Not only this but you are not a vampire. Succestible people are you are the reason why Dungeons and Dragons is considered "evil" by various religous nutballs.
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Every time I drink it I can't remember the previous night, thus I can't remember what I drank, so I don't know.
Memory triggers. Not only that, but the cans would by lying around.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
Tongue tag (but I only play with girls.)
Later on, you claim that you don't like kissing cause you don't know where thier lips have been. Thus these arguements both fall due to a contradiction of terms.
15. HAIR COLOR?
Black hat?------- Blonde
Hair. That thing you wash...
16 . EYE COLOR?
Sunglasses? -------- Deep blue that gets lighter the closer you go to the pupil
No, wishy washy watered light blue.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope
You should, these answers of yours are so horrible perhaps you're reading the questions wrong?
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Unknown
...you can, if you're an orphan, contact social services and find out. Thus, it's your own fault and the negative should not be bothered by this untopical arguement.
19. FAVORITE MONTH?
June-tober
Burn in hell and die! There is no 'june-tober'.
20. FAVORITE FOOD?
Fast (as in it's running)
PETA is going to come kill you in the night for shooting and eating live animals. Then we'll see who's running ; )!
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Underworld ;)
This fits in with your extreme illusions that you are a vampire. I suggest a visit to trained phsychologist.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The one where I get to leave my cage
I SEE NO CAGE ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU ARE AT SCHOOL EVERY DAY. Unless this is a metaphor, you're crazy. And even if it isn't, I've supplied various evidence showing that you're crazy anyways.
23. FAVORITE SONG?
Why don't you and I
By who? This song has been performed many times. Please specifiy.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hella yes, I have to be coaxed or tricked into it. (that's when I want to go out with that girl too)
....coward. Coward. Coward. Coward. Coward. Coward!
25. ARE YOU A FREAK OR CONSERVATIVE?
Most definitely a freak
No, you're a completly average run of the mill loser.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter: darker, colder,
I've said some pretty fucked up shit in my life... some really fucked up shit... but this oh-I'm-so-depressed-help-me is retarded. Knock it off. If you actually have the condition of depression, as I did, then I'll pity you but when you're just saying shit to get pity it annoys me and a lot of others.
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs, who know where your lips have been. They might of even been on me!
Cross supply my arguement on number 14.
28.RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING?
*censored: his nick name = What ever he can get. *censored: his first name = Relationship
...'cept these two people are one person and if you did have multiple personalitys, you wouldn't know the other that well.
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla
I'm sure that given enough time I could come up with something genius against this answer, however I don't have alot of time so this is fine for now.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Most of them already have, but yes.
Now you don't.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*censored: his nickname I'm guessing
Except you're *censored: his nickname, and there is no seperation between you two.
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*Censored: his nick name I'm guessing
Cross supply 31.
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
4 walls and a door
In your parents house...
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
1984, The Giver, The Divine Comedy, and Paradise Lost
Wonderful. I'll be sure to quiz you on them next time we talk.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A lizard layin' back drinking, and a crab doing shots
........................................................................this is amazingly stupid
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Nothing that rose my attention
Is this suppose to be vaqueley sexual?
37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
The girl I'm going out with
You're not going out with anyone...
38. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Umm nothing really, except pain.
If I let chechnian rebels torture you, you wouldn't be inspired. You'd be crying for your mutti.
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
To busy in the movies to think about food
No. Just No.
40.FAVORITE BRAND OF JEANS?
As long as it has a lot of pockets I like them
...so I can't figure out what's wrong with this answer... oh well. Guess I'll have to accept over 20 arguements.
41. FAVORITE PLACE?
Oregon: on the beach in the morning to watch the sun rise. With my surf board in one hand, and my girl in the othe
Except you're a "vampire". You don't like the sunrise. And you don't have a girl. Nor could she fit in your hand if you had one. And no, you're not a surfer.
42.FAVORITE CAR?
The one that goes vrroommm vroom VROOOOMMMM
Let's go back to kindergarden. Yay.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER?
A rose with thorns
Oh, this is that whole starving artist thing again.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
5
Wow. An acceptable answer. Good for you!
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
No I can't
Ha. I outwit you.
46.FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
Monday and friday
Monday? You freak.
47. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red
As if you know one thing about fine wines.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Stayed home alone, and watched reruns
That's not whar I heard...
49. DO YOU HAVE A DONOR CARD?
Nope
kk. Nothing to say here.
50. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS?
To keep a smile, and to know that every thing will be all right
Have fun smiling in a cardboard box.
51 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
YAY ^-^ school
Which proves you suck.
52. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
Thinking that this will be the best that I'll be
That scares me too...
*EL FIN*
Recently, I was sent a fowarded email survery which I noticed contained some glaring fallacies. Since I war in a debatish mood, I corrected them and sent the email back. All names have been changed to protect the innocent (in other words: I want to keep my lawyers pay check as small as possible).
note: The question is directly followed by his answer, which is followed by a space and then my helpfull input. "Helpfull".
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
*censored
Fine. This one is correct.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?
Multi ---- Camo
Um....fine
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW?
NickleBack: Figured You Out
Nickleback sucks. Listen to rap.
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR PHONE NUMBER?
Which phone... Gotcha there
No, no you don't. Because it's YOUR phone number so it's your cell phone number. The house you live in is your parents, not yours thus it is not your number.
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
My own blood
Except that was fake blood.... you can't bleed that much from your mouth, nor does blood have lumps unless you have HIV - been visiting brothels latley?
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
Midnight White
This answer does not need to be addressed, because anyone can see for themselves how pointlessly stupid this is.
7. WHAT IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW?
What ever it was in the last second
No, a storm could have changed into a tornado in a second so thus this answer is wrong! YAY FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE??
My voice mail machine
Last PERSON. A Voice mail MACHINE is not a person!
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Eyes
....right. So that's what they call those things on girl's chests now?
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS?
Do I like him, no. Do I trust him, Yes.
I sent you this... I'm not a him.... and you really reallly reallllllly shouldn't trust me. Ever.
11 . HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
I'm a little monkey-ish, or I'm a little concrete-ish
Your brain does resemble that of a monkey, however concrete answers mean correct answers that cannot be rebuffed - these are not correct, as I'm pointing out by rebuffing them with vigor.
12.FAVORITE DRINK?
Blood
That's not a drink simply because if you drink a glass of blood, you vomit. Not only this but you are not a vampire. Succestible people are you are the reason why Dungeons and Dragons is considered "evil" by various religous nutballs.
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Every time I drink it I can't remember the previous night, thus I can't remember what I drank, so I don't know.
Memory triggers. Not only that, but the cans would by lying around.
14. FAVORITE SPORTS?
Tongue tag (but I only play with girls.)
Later on, you claim that you don't like kissing cause you don't know where thier lips have been. Thus these arguements both fall due to a contradiction of terms.
15. HAIR COLOR?
Black hat?------- Blonde
Hair. That thing you wash...
16 . EYE COLOR?
Sunglasses? -------- Deep blue that gets lighter the closer you go to the pupil
No, wishy washy watered light blue.
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS?
Nope
You should, these answers of yours are so horrible perhaps you're reading the questions wrong?
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES?
Unknown
...you can, if you're an orphan, contact social services and find out. Thus, it's your own fault and the negative should not be bothered by this untopical arguement.
19. FAVORITE MONTH?
June-tober
Burn in hell and die! There is no 'june-tober'.
20. FAVORITE FOOD?
Fast (as in it's running)
PETA is going to come kill you in the night for shooting and eating live animals. Then we'll see who's running ; )!
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED?
Underworld ;)
This fits in with your extreme illusions that you are a vampire. I suggest a visit to trained phsychologist.
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
The one where I get to leave my cage
I SEE NO CAGE ABOUT YOU WHEN YOU ARE AT SCHOOL EVERY DAY. Unless this is a metaphor, you're crazy. And even if it isn't, I've supplied various evidence showing that you're crazy anyways.
23. FAVORITE SONG?
Why don't you and I
By who? This song has been performed many times. Please specifiy.
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT?
Hella yes, I have to be coaxed or tricked into it. (that's when I want to go out with that girl too)
....coward. Coward. Coward. Coward. Coward. Coward!
25. ARE YOU A FREAK OR CONSERVATIVE?
Most definitely a freak
No, you're a completly average run of the mill loser.
26. SUMMER OR WINTER?
Winter: darker, colder,
I've said some pretty fucked up shit in my life... some really fucked up shit... but this oh-I'm-so-depressed-help-me is retarded. Knock it off. If you actually have the condition of depression, as I did, then I'll pity you but when you're just saying shit to get pity it annoys me and a lot of others.
27. HUGS OR KISSES?
Hugs, who know where your lips have been. They might of even been on me!
Cross supply my arguement on number 14.
28.RELATIONSHIPS OR CASUAL DATING?
*censored: his nick name = What ever he can get. *censored: his first name = Relationship
...'cept these two people are one person and if you did have multiple personalitys, you wouldn't know the other that well.
29. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
Vanilla
I'm sure that given enough time I could come up with something genius against this answer, however I don't have alot of time so this is fine for now.
30. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK?
Most of them already have, but yes.
Now you don't.
31. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*censored: his nickname I'm guessing
Except you're *censored: his nickname, and there is no seperation between you two.
WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?
*Censored: his nick name I'm guessing
Cross supply 31.
33. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS?
4 walls and a door
In your parents house...
34. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING?
1984, The Giver, The Divine Comedy, and Paradise Lost
Wonderful. I'll be sure to quiz you on them next time we talk.
35. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?
A lizard layin' back drinking, and a crab doing shots
........................................................................this is amazingly stupid
36. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
Nothing that rose my attention
Is this suppose to be vaqueley sexual?
37. FAVORITE SMELLS?
The girl I'm going out with
You're not going out with anyone...
38. WHAT/WHO INSPIRES YOU?
Umm nothing really, except pain.
If I let chechnian rebels torture you, you wouldn't be inspired. You'd be crying for your mutti.
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN, OR SALTED POPCORN?
To busy in the movies to think about food
No. Just No.
40.FAVORITE BRAND OF JEANS?
As long as it has a lot of pockets I like them
...so I can't figure out what's wrong with this answer... oh well. Guess I'll have to accept over 20 arguements.
41. FAVORITE PLACE?
Oregon: on the beach in the morning to watch the sun rise. With my surf board in one hand, and my girl in the othe
Except you're a "vampire". You don't like the sunrise. And you don't have a girl. Nor could she fit in your hand if you had one. And no, you're not a surfer.
42.FAVORITE CAR?
The one that goes vrroommm vroom VROOOOMMMM
Let's go back to kindergarden. Yay.
43. FAVORITE FLOWER?
A rose with thorns
Oh, this is that whole starving artist thing again.
44. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
5
Wow. An acceptable answer. Good for you!
45. CAN YOU JUGGLE? IF YES HOW MANY?
No I can't
Ha. I outwit you.
46.FAVORITE DAY(s) OF THE WEEK?
Monday and friday
Monday? You freak.
47. RED OR WHITE WINE?
Red
As if you know one thing about fine wines.
48. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Stayed home alone, and watched reruns
That's not whar I heard...
49. DO YOU HAVE A DONOR CARD?
Nope
kk. Nothing to say here.
50. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS?
To keep a smile, and to know that every thing will be all right
Have fun smiling in a cardboard box.
51 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?
YAY ^-^ school
Which proves you suck.
52. WHAT SCARES YOU MOST?
Thinking that this will be the best that I'll be
That scares me too...
*EL FIN*
Posted by Regent
at 6:57 PM PST
Monday, 22 December 2003
goodbye for now
I've come a long, long way - but now I have to take this chance,
so good bye to all the friends I once knew,
goodbye to romance,
and goodbye to the rest of you...
I'm leaving for a while, guys, but don't be sad, I'll be back. Eventually. Hopefully. Maybe. One day.
Don't fret.
Love and loathe,
Silk ~ The Diamond Tigress
I've come a long, long way - but now I have to take this chance,
so good bye to all the friends I once knew,
goodbye to romance,
and goodbye to the rest of you...
I'm leaving for a while, guys, but don't be sad, I'll be back. Eventually. Hopefully. Maybe. One day.
Don't fret.
Love and loathe,
Silk ~ The Diamond Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 2:05 PM PST
Saturday, 20 December 2003
Woah now
Woah, woah, woah... watch them switches blow....
Sorry, got tha southern accent back from talkin to some homies from down south. Picta that, I screw around and get an asthma attack... laid back, got some money to make....
wow, sorry bout that, Tupac explosion in my head. And yeah, I know I screwed the lyrics over, but I had to censor it. My entry had to be taken down for personal reasons, but I feel sure that if ya wanna know about it ya'll will ask - and I'm sure ya'll have fun wit my reaction to that. So go ahead, if ya got da courage.
Roll raw playas,
Silk - The Diamond Tigress
Woah, woah, woah... watch them switches blow....
Sorry, got tha southern accent back from talkin to some homies from down south. Picta that, I screw around and get an asthma attack... laid back, got some money to make....
wow, sorry bout that, Tupac explosion in my head. And yeah, I know I screwed the lyrics over, but I had to censor it. My entry had to be taken down for personal reasons, but I feel sure that if ya wanna know about it ya'll will ask - and I'm sure ya'll have fun wit my reaction to that. So go ahead, if ya got da courage.
Roll raw playas,
Silk - The Diamond Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 7:09 PM PST
Saturday, 13 December 2003
And then I set fire to my boots and was warm...
I'm cold! And sick! and dying.... I'm also coughing various internal organs onto people. I got this from Jersey (GRGRGR!) but hey, I'll pull through. Don't worry bout me, I'll be fine... and in the mean while, lets all take NyQuil! YAY!
Sleepy now,
The diamond tigress
I'm cold! And sick! and dying.... I'm also coughing various internal organs onto people. I got this from Jersey (GRGRGR!) but hey, I'll pull through. Don't worry bout me, I'll be fine... and in the mean while, lets all take NyQuil! YAY!
Sleepy now,
The diamond tigress
Posted by Regent
at 6:09 PM PST
Sunday, 30 November 2003
...RPG gang wars?
I had a nice little conversation with the Final Fantasy Online RPG promotion bot... I took offense at this petty robot attempting to claim that it was better then EQ... the conversation went as follows..
FFXI: The classic Job System of the FINAL FANTASY series returns in FINAL FANTASY XI. You can acquire a wide variety of abilities with various jobs -- and even discover new jobs as you play! Type more.
DiamondTigressI: EVERQUEST ROCKS HARD!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: because everquest is better then you!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I AM ADDYENA LEVEL THIRTEEN PALADIN OF LANYS T'VYL, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: BECAUSE I LIVE IN NORRATH YOU WHORE!
FFXI: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, Micro Missions.
DiamondTigressI: I WILL NOT TYPE MICRO MISSIONS! I WILL SLAY YOU LIKE I HAVE SLAIN THE ORCS OF CRUSHBONE!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: YOU SHALL FALL UNDERNEATH THE HOOVES OF MY STEED BAAL!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: I will slay your lobby!@
FFXI: Dude, that's rude. I'm here to help. Type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: Do not say dude to an honorable high elf paladin!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I was brave enough to face Elian Brook in hand to hand combat! I think I am brave enough for your stupid missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: YOUR PRECIOUS LOBBY SHALL FALL TO MY BLADE AND WILL BE FORCED TO STOP THE HERETIC WORSHIP OF RALLOS ZEK!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: the shadow of Luclin is imprinted on your soul! Bow to my blade the argent protector and find yourself freed!!!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I would face the entire heretic city of Paineel alone, I can face your stupid micro missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: Because I will cut you into two, you filthy fiend!
FFXI: PlayOnline is a brand new network service that provides a completely new experience never seen in any other online service. PlayOnline can by utilized through PlayStation 2 and Windows! It does not matter whether you're playing the PlayStation 2 version or the Windows version. Everyone can play together!
Type back
DiamondTigressI: Tunare will strike you down!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING ON BAAL AND I WILL RIDE TO DESTROY YOUR EVIL SOURCE IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SKYFIRE, THE DREAM OF ALL TRUE HOLY PALADINS!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
..I think they're gonna send me to rehab
Love and a lil bit of obsession,
Silk da Diamond Tigress
I had a nice little conversation with the Final Fantasy Online RPG promotion bot... I took offense at this petty robot attempting to claim that it was better then EQ... the conversation went as follows..
FFXI: The classic Job System of the FINAL FANTASY series returns in FINAL FANTASY XI. You can acquire a wide variety of abilities with various jobs -- and even discover new jobs as you play! Type more.
DiamondTigressI: EVERQUEST ROCKS HARD!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: because everquest is better then you!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I AM ADDYENA LEVEL THIRTEEN PALADIN OF LANYS T'VYL, WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: BECAUSE I LIVE IN NORRATH YOU WHORE!
FFXI: Interesting. Why don't you try typing, Micro Missions.
DiamondTigressI: I WILL NOT TYPE MICRO MISSIONS! I WILL SLAY YOU LIKE I HAVE SLAIN THE ORCS OF CRUSHBONE!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: YOU SHALL FALL UNDERNEATH THE HOOVES OF MY STEED BAAL!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: I will slay your lobby!@
FFXI: Dude, that's rude. I'm here to help. Type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: Do not say dude to an honorable high elf paladin!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I was brave enough to face Elian Brook in hand to hand combat! I think I am brave enough for your stupid missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: YOUR PRECIOUS LOBBY SHALL FALL TO MY BLADE AND WILL BE FORCED TO STOP THE HERETIC WORSHIP OF RALLOS ZEK!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: the shadow of Luclin is imprinted on your soul! Bow to my blade the argent protector and find yourself freed!!!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
DiamondTigressI: I would face the entire heretic city of Paineel alone, I can face your stupid micro missions!
FFXI: Why don't you type lobby.
DiamondTigressI: Because I will cut you into two, you filthy fiend!
FFXI: PlayOnline is a brand new network service that provides a completely new experience never seen in any other online service. PlayOnline can by utilized through PlayStation 2 and Windows! It does not matter whether you're playing the PlayStation 2 version or the Windows version. Everyone can play together!
Type back
DiamondTigressI: Tunare will strike you down!
FFXI: Why don't you explore the Worlds and Cultures section. Type lobby and then, 2.
DiamondTigressI: THAT'S IT! I'M GETTING ON BAAL AND I WILL RIDE TO DESTROY YOUR EVIL SOURCE IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE SKYFIRE, THE DREAM OF ALL TRUE HOLY PALADINS!
FFXI: Try the Micro Missions. Or are you not brave enough?
..I think they're gonna send me to rehab
Love and a lil bit of obsession,
Silk da Diamond Tigress
Posted by Regent
at 7:39 PM PST
Throw ya hands in da air, if you're a true playa!
Aaaawww yeah, debate in a few days and my eq dawgs are sweet when they keep it real! I've been thinking about trying to rejoin da legion of pain, but I guess their new minimum is 25, and thats kinda a high level to achieve quickly on an alternative character on an alternative server, if ya know what I'm saying. But I've met some cool druids and one bad ass ranga (we got barred from a couple of guilds we ran our mouths so much - screw those NAZIs anyways) who's just as twinked as I am.
But I can't wait for winter trophy - I'm FREAKING OUT! Yay for debate! And turns out my suprise member is coming to practice monday and WT, so I'm pretty happy. ; ) if ya know who it is, don't tell Rachael, lol!
It's Rachaels bday in 11 days! YAY! Lets all clap! Oh...we already did that. Never mind then.
So if any of you cute high level eq boys wanna power level me, just hit me up (Addyena or Slethine) and do your thang, but no need to worry bout that platinum thang - I got plenty of my own - just get me some XP and I'll love ya foreva.
So, using the code names that were cleverly provided to me by [unmentionable name # 1], I'll tell you of my personal life. I broke up with [unmentionable name #2] after a few heated arguements, I'm getting bored with [unmentionable name #3] and then there's [unmentionable name #4]. He's cool and all, but some of the things [unmentionable name #2] said are catching up with me.
Now...wasn't that informative?
Lol... lots of love,
treat me like a hustla, gotta keep it gangsta,
~Silk - the Diamond Tigress
(SIGNAFY!)
Aaaawww yeah, debate in a few days and my eq dawgs are sweet when they keep it real! I've been thinking about trying to rejoin da legion of pain, but I guess their new minimum is 25, and thats kinda a high level to achieve quickly on an alternative character on an alternative server, if ya know what I'm saying. But I've met some cool druids and one bad ass ranga (we got barred from a couple of guilds we ran our mouths so much - screw those NAZIs anyways) who's just as twinked as I am.
But I can't wait for winter trophy - I'm FREAKING OUT! Yay for debate! And turns out my suprise member is coming to practice monday and WT, so I'm pretty happy. ; ) if ya know who it is, don't tell Rachael, lol!
It's Rachaels bday in 11 days! YAY! Lets all clap! Oh...we already did that. Never mind then.
So if any of you cute high level eq boys wanna power level me, just hit me up (Addyena or Slethine) and do your thang, but no need to worry bout that platinum thang - I got plenty of my own - just get me some XP and I'll love ya foreva.
So, using the code names that were cleverly provided to me by [unmentionable name # 1], I'll tell you of my personal life. I broke up with [unmentionable name #2] after a few heated arguements, I'm getting bored with [unmentionable name #3] and then there's [unmentionable name #4]. He's cool and all, but some of the things [unmentionable name #2] said are catching up with me.
Now...wasn't that informative?
Lol... lots of love,
treat me like a hustla, gotta keep it gangsta,
~Silk - the Diamond Tigress
(SIGNAFY!)
Posted by Regent
at 7:18 PM PST
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