wE'rE tHe sTuPiD KiDs








QuOtEs

Do you spit or swallow? I INHALE!! (when ringin was asked if she spits or swallows from the waitor at jack astor's...that was the answer she came up with)

Remember that time, when you used to like the Mutant? Oh my God! I love him!! (said when julia had the some sort of retarded mentality that she was in love with every guy she had a crush on)

I peed in Marcello's toilet...(mini-foo seemed to find this one amusing when i was recalling all the placed i pissed while stoned)

I have two pens!! I'm a pokemon!! (yelled out at the top of her lungs in the hallway, mini-foo figures that with two pens she is capable of poking her joints when rolling them)

Can i ride around in your limo? *um..no* Well then can i just lean up against it and pretend it's mine? (mini-foo trying to coax a limo driver to help her look suave in front of jack astor's)

Ohmigod! Pick nnnnn...ooo! minifoo! *slaps herself* Bad mini-foo! BAD MINIFOO!! (minifoo on detox...newsflash: it didnt work!)

halloween

**my favourite one** a conversation me and mini-foo had the other day on the fone:
Mini-foo: I wanna go to rock and roll heaven, and i'll bring a poloroid.
Me: Well if you're going to spend eternity with them you dont need a poloroid.
Mini-foo: Well what if i only had a day pass, like i was in a coma or something...
(20 minutes later, after talking about other shit)
Mini-foo: I think i'm dead. i mean, i'm pale, my feet are freezing, and i feel like shit.
Me: Do you have your poloroid?

Mc-a-ma, I'm gonna buy you a blender for your birthday? *why?* so you can mix it up...

Hey, aren't you that chick who's goin out with Chris BC? no!! yeeeessss!! no! (think a night at the roxbury)

Like fuuuuuckin, you know! (said by mini-foo when she has nothing better to say)

Do you want to be my date? We'll go as a couple...a couple of stoners!! (me and mini-foo going on a date *wink wink*)

Um...punk! I still gotta...you know...roll--in with the homies! (mini-fooser trying to tell me she needed me to roll her spliff with her mother in the room)

Elise is down at the end of the hallway trying to look like a rebel for Shags... (elise's plan to reel him in)

OHMIGOD!! MYYYYYY KIIIIIIIDDD!!! (said when we're up to no good)

Why dont you take a basket, and just skip straight on down to hell? (my way of saying go to hell)

((burning at Quintarded's house))
me: hey quintarded? Do you have low or high tolerance?
Q: tolerenz? what are those? no i don't have those...

punk! my parents just asked me if i do drugs...*you do* ya, but they're not supposed to know that! (mini-foo freaking out to me on the fone)

Hey! Hi! Oh! Ok! Bye! (said by elise as a pick up line for giancarlo)

did today really happen? i mean, is this for real? is this just a dream? (said by elise for the "little version of mike d.")

CHOIS N! (our failed attempt at being bilingual)

Oh my god! it's the smiths! i fuckin love this song! like fuuuuuckin!! (yelled out by mini-foo when how soon is now came on the radio)

I have so much homework to do! I have an art project, plus i gotta make a painting....and my hair is all big!! (said by mc-a-ma when she was telling me about her assignments for x-mas holidays)

*Fuck your God...* I do...his name is maynard. (club monaco out of nowhere starts reciting judith, and the answer i gave was the best thing i ever said)

Like fuckin you know! like fuckin YOU KNOW!! (me trying to explain an occurance involving 'that guy' to mini-foo)

((One of those times on the phone))
Mini-foo: Clue is the best game ever!
Me: How about for your birthday, i'll have jay, that guy from indigo, peter steele, and someone else to play naked Twister?
Mini-foo: and edgar allen poe!?
Me: um...if you want to play naked twister with edgar allen poe, go right on ahead....