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Donald's Blonde Jokes
Q: how do you brainwash a blonde? Q: how do you change a blonde's mind? Q: how do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Q: how do you keep a blonde busy all day? Q: how did the blonde die ice fishing? Q: how do you get a blonde pregnant? Q: how do you get a blonde to marry you? Q: what will she ask you? Q: why do blondes have vaginas? Q: how do you get a blonde off of your knees? Q: how does a blond spell farm? Q: how does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style? Q: how does a blond kill a fish? Q: a blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Q: how does a blonde hold her liquor? Q: how do you know a blond likes you? Q: how do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? Q: how does a blonde moonwalk? Q: why is a blonde like Australia? Q: why don't blondes like anal sex? Q: why can't blondes water-ski? Q: why are blondes like pianos? Q: why are blondes so easy to get into bed? Q: why can't blondes count to 70? Q: why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? Q: how is a blonde like peanut-butter? Q: what do you call a blonde on a waterbed? Q: what do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Q: what do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? Q: what do you give the blonde that has everything? Q: what do you call a blond mother-in-law? Q: what nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity? Q: why are blonde's coffins y-shaped? Q: why do blondes wear earmuffs? Q: why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? Q: why do blondes wear panties? Q: what do blondes do for foreplay? Q: what do blonde virgins eat? Q: what's the mating call of the blonde? Q: what is the mating call of the ugly blonde? Q: what's the mating call of the brunette? Q: what's the mating call of the redhead? Q: how do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Q: what is blonde and green and jumps from bed to bed? Q: what is 68 to a blonde? Q: what is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? Q: why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Q: why did the blonde take two hits of acid? Q: why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest? Q: why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A:How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? Q: why did the blonde snort nutra-sweet? Q: why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? Q: why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? Q: why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? Q: why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? Q: why don't blondes have elevator jobs? Q: why do blondes work seven days a week? Q: what is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons ? Q: what's the definition of a metallurgist? Q: what is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? Q: what is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? Q: what is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a blonde bitch? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a brick? Q: what is foreplay for a blonde? Q: what is a blonde's idea of dental floss? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? Q: what does the Bermuda triangle and blondes have in common? Q: what did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? Q: what did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the
overhead transparency? Q: what did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? Q: what did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless vase? Q: how does a blonde commit suicide? Q: how do you plant dope? Q: why did god give blondes 2% more brains than horses? Q: how do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Q: how does a blonde measure his/her I.Q.? Q: how does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? Q: how does a blonde part their hair? Q: how do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Q: how do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? Q: how does a blonde like her eggs? Q: how do you drown a blond? Q: how do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? Q: how does a blonde high-5? Q: how do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? Q: what do you call a blonde with e.s.p. and p.m.s.? Q: what's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? Q: what's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? Q: what is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? Q: what does a blonde think an innuendo is? Q: what is every blonde's ambition in life? Q: what can save a dying blonde? Q: what did the blond say when she woke up under the cow? Q: what are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Q: what did the blonde say about blonde jokes? Q: what did the blonde think of the new computer? Q: what did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming? Q: what do UFOs and smart blondes have in common? Q: what does a blond say during a porno? Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Q: what two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? Q: what's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist? Q: what's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? Q: what's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy? Q: how is a blonde like a frying pan? Q: how does a blonde interpret 6.9? Q: how do you describe the perfect blonde? Q: how do you confuse a blonde? Q: why do blondes hate m&ms? Q: how do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? Q: what job function does a blonde have in an m&m factory? Q: do you know why the blonde got fired from the m&m factory? Q: why don't blondes like making kool-aid? Q: why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress? Q: how can you tell a blonde had a bad day? Q: what does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? Q: how can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator? Q: how do you keep a blonde in suspense? Q: how do you keep a blonde busy? Q: what do you call a blonde with a runny nose? Q: what does a blonde answer to the question "are you sexually active?" Q: what's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? Q: what do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? Q: what does "bones" mccoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? Q: what's brown and red and black and blue? Q: what do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner? Q: how does the blonde car pool work? Q: what happens when a blonde gets alzheimers disease? Q: what happens when a blonde puts her panties on backwards? Q: why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to england? Q: why can't blondes make ice cubes? Q: why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? Q: did you hear about the blonde who just bought an a.m. Radio? Q: did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend said he loved her? Q: did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes? Q: did you hear about the blond with a masters degree in psychology? Q: did you hear about the new slogan for miss clairol's hair dye? Q: did you hear about the conceited blonde? Q: did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? Q: did you hear about the blonde who had an appendix operation? Q: did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a wreck? Q: did you hear about the blonde doctor? Q: did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror With her eyes closed? Q: did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? Q: why do blondes wear tight skirts? Q: why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? Q: why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? Q: why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank? Q: how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Q: how many blondes does it take to play hide and seek? Q: why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven ? Q: why don't blondes talk when having sex? Q: what do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone? Q: what do you call a blonde without an asshole? Q: how many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Q: how is a blonde like a postage stamp? Q: how did the blonde try to kill the bird? Q: how did the blonde break her leg raking leaves? Q: how did the blonde die drinking milk? Q: how did the blonde burn her nose? Q: how can you tell which blonde is the waitress? Q1: how can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a computer? Q: how can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? Q: how can you tell if a blonde works in an office? Q: how can you tell when a blonde is dating? Q: how can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? Q: how can you tell when a fax had been sent from a blonde? Q: how can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a guy? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and the panama canal? Q: what's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a Blonde track team? Q: what is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? Q: what's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, And a blonde? Q: what's the difference between indiana and a blonde? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and a shower? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and your job? Q: what's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? Q: what is the difference between a blond and a toilet? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and the grand old duke of York? Q: what's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? Q: why is it good to have a blonde passenger? Q: why is a blonde like a turtle? Q: why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? Q: why does nasa hire peroxide blondes? Q: why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? Q: why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? Q: why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? Q: why do men like blonde jokes?? Q: why do blondes like lightning? Q: why do blondes always drink with straws? Q: why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a Flat forehead? Q: why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? Q: why do blondes have more fun? Q: why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? Q: why do blondes have legs? Q: why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? Q: why do blondes drive BMWs? Q: why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? Q: why do blondes have periods? Q: why do blondes have big bellybuttons? Q: what does the postcard from a blond's vacation say? Q: what do a blonde and a good beer have in common? Q: what does a blonde and a tampon have in common? Q: why do blondes wear tampons? Q: why do blondes drive VW's Q: why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs? Q: why do blondes take the pill? Q: but why do brunettes take the pill ? Q: why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Q: why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts? Q: why do blondes like tilt steering? Q: why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? Q: why do blonds have orgasms ? Q: why do blondes wear underwear? Q: why do blondes wear hoop earings? Q: why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? Q: why do blondes wear their hair up? Q: why don't blondes double recipes? Q: why don't blondes make good pharmacists? Q: why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? Q: why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini Q: why don't blonds breast feed? Q: why don't blondes use vibrators? Q: why don't blondes eat ? Q: why don't blondes eat pickles? Q: what's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Q: what's the first thing a blonde does after sex? Q: what is the worst thing about sex with a blond? Q: what important question does a blonde ask his/her mate Before having sex? Q: what is the difference between a blond and a 747? Q: what do you call a blonde touching her toes? Q: santa claus, the tooth fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart Blonde are walking down the
street when they spot a $10 Bill. Who picks it up? Q: if a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who Q: what's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone? Q: what is the difference between butter and a blonde? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and The Titanic? Q: what is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? Q: why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Q: what do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? Q: what does a blonde make best for dinner? Q: what do blondes do with their assholes in the morning? Q: what does a blonde say when she gives birth? Q: what do blondes and cow-pats have in common? Q: what does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? Q: what does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? Q: what do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Q: what does a blonde say if you blow in her ear? Q: what do blondes do after they comb their hair? Q: what do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? Q: what do you call a basement full of blondes? Q: what do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Q: what do you call a room full of blonde women with yeast infections? Q: what do you call a blonde lesbian? Q: what do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? Q: what do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? Q: what do you call a blonde between two brunettes? Q: what do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? Q: what do you call 15 blondes in a circle? Q: what do you call an unmarried blond in a bmw? Q: what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Q: what do you call a blonde in an institution of higher Learning? Q: what do you call a blonde with half a brain? Q: what do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their Head? Q: what do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? Q: what do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? Q: what do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Q: what do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Q: what do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? Q: what do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Q: what do you call a smart blond? Q: what do you call two nuns and a blonde? Q: what do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? Q: what do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Q: what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Q: what do a blonde and your computer have in common? Q: what do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? Q: what do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? Q: what does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Q: what do you say to a blonde that won't give in? Q: what do blondes say after sex? Q: what does a screen door and a blonde have in common? Q: what does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? Q: what do blonds and spaghetti have in common? Q: what do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? Q: what does a blonde owl say? Q: what do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? Q: what do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? Q: what do a blonde and presdient gorbachev have in common? Q: what's the difference between a blonde and president gorbachev? Q: how many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip Cookies? Q: what did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date. Q: what's the blonde's cheer? Q: why did the blonde cross the road? Q: why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? Q: why did the blonde have a sore navel? Q: why did they stop doing the "wave" at BYU? Q: why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? Q: why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? Q: why do blondes give such good blowjobs? Q: why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? Q: why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back? Q: why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? Q: why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? Q: why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? Q: why did god create blondes? Q: why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? Q: why did the blonde drive into the ditch? Q: why did the blonde try and steal a police car? Q: why did the blonde scale the glass wall? Q: why did the blonde want to become a veternarian? Q: why did they call the blond twinkie? Q: why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? Q: why did the blonde stop using the pill? Q: why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6
months? Q: why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? Q: whats the differance between a fridge and a fanny? Q: how do you confuse a blonde? Q: why does it work? Q: why did the blonde call the welfare office? Q: who makes a blonde's favorite potato chip? Q: what is the blonde's favorite battery? Q: what is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? Q: what is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? Q: what do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? Q: why did the blonde fail her drivers license test? Q: why did she finally pass her test? Q: did you hear about the blond skydiver? Q: what do a moped and a blond have in common? Q: what do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? Q: why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? Q: what is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? Q: what's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? Q: what did the blonde get on her SAT? Q: where do blondes go to meet their relatives? Q: how many blondes does it take to play tag? Q: what's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a schwinn at the
side of the road? Q: what do you call four blondes in a Volkswagon? Q: why don't they let blondes swim in the ocean? Q: why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? Q: what is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? Q: what did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been Picked up by 'the fuzz'? Q: what did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? Q: what did the blonde name her pet zebra? Q: what's a blonds' favourite rock group? Q: whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? Q: why are dumb blonde jokes so short? Q: why are blondes hurt by peoples words? Q: what did the blonde do when she got her period? Q: why are blondes like cornflakes ? Q: why can't blondes put in light bulbs? Q: did you hear about the blonde coyote? Q: what is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? Q: why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license? Q: did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? Q: why are there no dumb brunettes? Q: what did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg. Q: what is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? Q: what is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Q: whats the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley. Q: why can't blondes be cattle ranchers? Q: what was the blond psychic's greatest achievment? Q: what was the blonde surgeon's claim to fame? Q: what's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Q: what did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress after reading her name tag? Q: what goes vroom, screech,vroom, screech,vroom, screech? Q: why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a blonde drives a car? Q: why is a blonde like a door knob? Q: why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Q: did you hear about the blonde lesbian? Q: what does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? Q: to a blonde, what is long and hard? Q: what is a bellybutton for? Q: what is a blonde's only complaint about oral sex? Q: what did the blonde say when she was trying to impress the physicist? Q: did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at
a drive-in movie theater? Q: why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? Q: what is the definition of the perfect woman? Q: why is a blonde like an old washing machine? Q: why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? Q: a blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person
who asks "where did you get that?" Q: a blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve
pieces. Q: how does a blonde prepare for safe sex? Q: what's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Q: why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Q: what did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur within 5 miles of
home? Q: what's 5 miles long and has an IQ of forty? Q: why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? Q: did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her Husband's car? From lqqkingon@aol.com
From Tiphani Sidwell
Q. What is the difference between a blonde and a airplane? From Austin Truelove:
From Kam: Q. How blondes does it take to
screw in a lightbulb? From Laura Ost:
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