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Mommy, Mommy! JokesDisclaimer Mommy, Mommy! What's an orgasm? Mommy, Mommy! What's an Oedipus complex? "Come upstairs, son, like a good boy." Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Mommy, Mommy! What's a transvestite? Mommy, Mommy! I keep running in circles. Mommy, Mommy! I thought it was my turn to Mommy, Mommy! What is incest? Mommy, Mommy! are you sure this is how to learn to swim? Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant? Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Mommy, Mommy! Can I play with grandma? Mommy, Mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire! Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Mommy, Mommy! Grandma's got a bruise! Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa's going out! Mommy, Mommy! I don't like tomato soup! Mommy, Mommy! I don't like your milk! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to visit grandma! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want hamburgers for supper! Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to be a daddy Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls! Mommy, Mommy! I had just my first sexual experience. Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts. Mommy, Mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Mommy, Mommy! It's cold and dark and damp down here. Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts! Mommy, Mommy! My teacher says my head is too big. Mommy, Mommy! The milk man is here; have you got the money Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?
Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all your scabs? Mommy, Mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner? Mommy, Mommy! What's in those CARE packages they send to Africa? Mommy, Mommy! What's oral sex? Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Mommy, Mommy! Why do I have to hop everywhere? Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad? Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy bent over and crying? Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale? Mommy, Mommy! Why won't Daddy talk to me? Mommy, Mommy! Why is everybody running? Mommy, Mommy! Why are you moaning? NEW Mommy, Mommy Jokes From Site Visitors:Mommy, Mommy! When are we getting to America? Mommy, Mommy! Why's Daddy Bleeding? As always, we love to hear your jokes. To accomplish this, we've set up a special discussion board where my site visitors can share jokes with one another. To enter my board, click the link below.
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