 | Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for Christmas.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she breeds crabs.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a woman and got pregnant.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause
irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then
she opened up her blouse!!
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| Yo mama's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.
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| Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama jumped up
on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"
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| Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her
foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
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| Yo mama's so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.
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